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Anand Jain

@helloanand

co-founder + marketing @clevertap; @mumbai_tech_; #product #tech #treks #dadjokes; LKO →AMD →SFO →SEA →BOM →🌎

Mumbai Katılım Kasım 2008
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Sɾιɳιʋαʂ Jαιɳ
Sɾιɳιʋαʂ Jαιɳ@srinivasjain·
Happy to see 5G+ finally showing up on my iPhone with iOS 27. This enables iPhones to recognise and use the advanced 5G capabilities that operators have already rolled out. There are plenty of other features in iOS 27 as well. Still testing them ..
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Pravin Dhake
Pravin Dhake@wanderingraptor·
Found this as mom's moved to a new house. Took me back to an innocent time where I used to moonlight as a goon for hire. Resuming my alternate source of income again now, dm for any enquiries.
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Anand Jain
Anand Jain@helloanand·
@ku1deep I’m good as long as they’re dunkable in the tea
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kuldeep
kuldeep@ku1deep·
@helloanand eitherway.. you knwo the biscuits you are getting on the next hike.
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kuldeep@ku1deep·
Guys I just tried Royale. I know there is nostalgia here but by all that is sacred I an glad we did not lose this. This is the parle-G I remember. I scoff at the Royale moniker. This is Parle-G.
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@ku1deep This is Royale.

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kuldeep@ku1deep·
So I ate a Parle G GOLD. why did no one told me that the OLD parle G is the Gold version and not the small crappy new version. Life is fixed. It is better in every single way. 2 of these a day will add just the right amount of happiness to your life.
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IceCreamMan
IceCreamMan@Ktens·
It doesn’t matter which industry you work in, this book by @wguidara will rewire the way you think about engagement and interaction with people. It is a must read for folks in F&B but great for everyone.
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Anand Jain@helloanand·
@vazzupk @ku1deep Will plan soon.. abhi it's not even safe to venture out on the road. Thoda thamba.
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svs 🇮🇳@_svs_·
@helloanand Careful what you wish for I'm capable of creating entirely new lore on a trek.
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svs 🇮🇳@_svs_·
Story time. Yeh un dinon ki baat hai jab I was a paraglider hippie living in a tent in Panchgani. It was a quiet afternoon around tea time when I get a call from my flying guru Antoine. E Sidda can you bring me an empty plastic bottle to the rose farm? (Name eludes me now) Wait what? Why? And where ??!? So Antoine had taken his lady in his brand new (for him, the car was ancient) Premier Padmini for a drive around the Sahyadris and the darn thing had broken down and for some reason he needed an empty plastic bottle and he was lucky to find network he'd walk back to the car and wouldn't be reachable. So my mission is to acquire an empty plastic bottle and follow some sketchy directions till I find Antoine and Lynn. (Theyre married now and have a son called Arjun)
reddy2go@reddy2go

women can ride any bike they want. tall bike. heavy bike. big bike. powerful bike the game is that of skill, not strength. and women make better bikes when they lean into the feminine yin energy instead of trying to exert masculine yang energy motorcycling is actually a lower body dominant activity so muscling your way with upper body strength is a fool's errand

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Jitin Pillai
Jitin Pillai@jitin_pillai·
People, go follow this account. And occasionally, you will get menswear advice
kuldeep@ku1deep

Someone asked, so I am moved to write about the principles of incentive design. A problem that Indian babus suffer from in extremis. Mostly because almost no one adheres to the principles of mechanism design: design the rules of a game so self-interested play produces the outcome you want. This is a field so deeply studied that three Nobel prizes have been awarded for it. Here are my 10 principles of incentive design. Remember, I am an amateur so be kind. First principle of incentive design is to accept you can never incentivise the GOAL. You can only incentivise a PROXY for it. India hit near-100% enrolment. Half of Class 5 kids can't read a Class 2 text. The proxy was achieved. The goal was not. Second principle is to write down every way the proxy can be satisfied while the goal is betrayed. If you can't find any, you haven't looked. The agents will. Swachh Bharat measured toilets BUILT, not toilets USED. Districts declared "open defecation free" on construction counts. There is still shit on the streets, but nobody wrote down the gaps before declaring victory. Third principle is that agents don't attack the deadline. They attack when the CLOCK STARTS. Whoever controls the start of measurement controls the game. RTI has a 30-day clock. So PIOs bounce applications back as "unclear" or demand fees by post. No refusal, just resetting the clock. The deadline is intact. The start keeps moving. Fourth principle is that pressure never disappears. It MOVES. Penalise delay and you get fast rejections. Penalise rejections and you get fast fraud. Police stations are judged on crime rates, so they simply refuse to register FIRs. The Supreme Court had to make non-registration itself punishable. Fifth principle is to never penalise a person for outcomes they don't control. They won't fix the system. They'll fix the MEASUREMENT. Same police station example. The SHO doesn't control crime in his jurisdiction. He controls whether it gets recorded. So that's what they fix. Sixth principle is that rewards attract people. Penalties FILTER them. Ten years of downside-only jobs and you're left with people optimised for blame avoidance, not results. The good people leave. Every file in a ministry carries fifteen signatures because CAG can end your career for a decision that goes wrong, and nothing rewards the one that goes right. Bankers stopped lending. Officers stopped deciding. This is filtration. Seventh principle is sequencing. Build tamper-proof measurement FIRST, attach stakes second. High-powered incentives on self-reported data always ensure industrialised fraud. MGNREGA attached wages to self-reported muster rolls and got ghost workers at industrial scale. Aadhaar-linked payments and geotagged assets came AFTER, as repair — and that caused its own set of problems. Eighth principle is that a price can kill a norm. Delhi's construction regularisation fees PRICED illegal construction. Pay a fee, get it legalised. The price created a futures market in amnesty. Every builder stopped asking "is this allowed" and started asking "what will it cost later." Ninth principle is that a rule is not a rule. It's the first move in a repeated game against adaptive opponents who have more time, more local knowledge, and more motivation than you. Within months of GST launch, lawyers were in court arguing whether a paratha is a roti. Last principle: every incentive scheme is a THEORY about behaviour. The agents are the experiment that falsifies it. Your job isn't writing the rule. It's pre-running the falsification. EPFO just attached penal interest to a 3-day settlement clock, deducted from the commissioner's salary. Prediction: settlements speed up, document-error rejections spike immediately, and we never see a single salary deduction.

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pj
pj@BeingPractical·
Let me start with this., we all love India, and we love it even more when India wins on the global stage. 🇮🇳🏅 Growing up as a kid, one of the bit disappointing moments was seeing the medal tally for the Olympics, Asian Games, Commonwealth Games, or more globally recognised sports (outside of Cricket) and feeling that - we are not winning enough. Like many, I sighed.., we should win more, we could have done better. 🫤 And then, like everyone else, we moved on from that topic. I'm referencing the time 20-25 years ago here.. 🥲 Yes, things have improved a lot now—participation in sports & athletes in encouraged. We are winning more, much more than before, but there is always the lingering feeling that India should win more. Athletes and sportspersons are recognised, get celebrated & have their share of fame - when they win; however, the journey of many years leading to that overnight success remains tough, hard and much much difficult when they do not have access or resources to perform their best and compete on the global stage. As a young startup, we have people who believed in us, who trusted us, which includes our customers, traders & investors using @DhanHQ, they helped us reach this point. Yes, there is still a long way to go, more so cause the big folks in our industry are still very very big compared to us. We were fortunate to become profitable, and now we feel we should find ways to contribute back to the society. So going back to where this post started, we are launching Momentum by Raise. Our way to support promising & budding athletes before they become the sports stars of tomorrow and bring glory for India on a global stage. Here is a first batch of athletes we are supporting with Momentum..🥰🇮🇳 When I discussed this with my peers & colleagues at @RaiseTheBarHQ, I made this random comment... चलो यह भी कर लेते है... क्या पता शायद इन सबके साथ साथ हमारा भी कुछ भला ही हो जाए :-) or in my own way.. Always believe that something wonderful is about to happen...🚀🥲
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Anand Jain
Anand Jain@helloanand·
@_svs_ Super funny, we need such inspirational tales to be told on a trek ;) #iykyk
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svs 🇮🇳@_svs_·
So yeah don't ride a bike you can't lift. Or stop from going over a ledge. I did find Antoine eventually. Sun had set and mosquitoes were out and Lynn was not looking happy. Antoines look was the kind of look you give your retard friend when you're glad they didn't accidently kill you. Anyways all's well that ends well.
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Anand Jain@helloanand·
Someone with a Bruce Lee profile picture messages me Good afternoon sir daily 🤷
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Ajey Gore
Ajey Gore@AjeyGore·
@nareni0 Totally! And its great to circle back as well :-) what do the really mean by that? And my brain is completely picked by all the pigeons this morning @smdcmc @helloanand @aaditya
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Ajey Gore
Ajey Gore@AjeyGore·
What did people mean - when they say that they want to exchange notes? What kind of notes? And why?
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