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Henry Kaiser

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Spaces Host/Musician/Comedian. Head of Sound at STUFF!!! friend of lots of great projects. Creator 1st Winner @Clubhouse •Actor/Writer @UCBTLA & movie’n’stuff

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Henry Kaiser
Henry Kaiser@henrykaiser·
I guess you could say any mirage is a “thirst trap” isn’t it?
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@FDSportsbook Apparently the phone check was Shams requesting a trade out of Milwaukee.
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Shams in the celebrity game 0 PTS 0 REB 0 AST 0/5 FG 3 TO 1 Phone Check
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Henry Kaiser@henrykaiser·
@NFL he nailed the starting note!!!
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Hey Andy this is so great!!! Thanks. 2 questions: 1) have you checked which teams have the most players in the top 50 or top 100? (for future ones maybe you could include the team abbreviations so that can be searched?) Or maybe you have a google doc for us ISNWLTDISLTM (Insane stat nerds who like to dig into stuff like this more). 2) I wonder if we went back 20-35 years if #1 would often align with MVPs (I'm guessing they would at least 1/2 the time).
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HNI*, or every NBA player with 300+ minutes in 2025-26, sorted by the AVERAGE OF THEIR RANKS in 10 catch-alls... 1. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (1.5) 2. Nikola Jokić (1.7) 3. Luka Dončić (6.2) 4. Cade Cunningham (6.5) 5. Donovan Mitchell (6.9) 6. Tyrese Maxey (8.5) 7. Kawhi Leonard (12.6) 8. Stephen Curry (13.1) 9. Giannis Antetokounmpo (13.7) 10. James Harden (14.6) 11. Jimmy Butler (15.0) 12. Deni Avdija (15.9) 12. Victor Wembanyama (15.9) 14. Anthony Edwards (17.6) 14. Kevin Durant (17.6) 16. Chet Holmgren (23.5) 17. Jamal Murray (25.5) 18. Jalen Brunson (26.4) 19. Derrick White (26.8) 20. Austin Reaves (28.0) 21. Julius Randle (28.2) 22. Jaylen Brown (29.7) 23. Scottie Barnes (30.7) 24. Alperen Şengün (31.9) 25. Norman Powell (32.8) 26. Karl-Anthony Towns (33.8) 27. Jalen Johnson (34.5) 27. Michael Porter Jr. (34.5) 29. Ajay Mitchell (36.3) 30. Mikal Bridges (37.4) 31. Collin Gillespie (38.3) 32. Devin Booker (38.4) 33. Franz Wagner (38.8) 33. Jalen Duren (38.8) 35. Amen Thompson (47.6) 35. Rudy Gobert (47.6) 37. Evan Mobley (48.4) 38. Mark Williams (49.6) 39. Lauri Markkanen (50.2) 40. Payton Pritchard (52.0) 41. De'Aaron Fox (52.7) 42. Donovan Clingan (54.3) 43. Neemias Queta (56.4) 44. Pascal Siakam (57.3) 45. Immanuel Quickley (58.3) 46. Sandro Mamukelashvili (58.4) 47. LaMelo Ball (58.5) 48. Jalen Suggs (59.8) 49. Keldon Johnson (60.9) 50. Isaiah Hartenstein (62.5) 51. Trey Murphy III (63.0) 52. Cam Spencer (64.0) 53. Donte DiVincenzo (65.7) 54. Josh Giddey (68.7) 55. Kel'el Ware (69.9) 56. Joel Embiid (71.1) 57. Ryan Rollins (72.2) 58. Kevin Porter Jr. (73.8) 59. Luke Kornet (75.5) 60. Josh Hart (75.7) 61. LeBron James (76.1) 62. Kristaps Porziņģis (77.3) 63. Naz Reid (77.9) 64. Goga Bitadze (79.3) 64. Stephon Castle (79.3) 66. Anthony Davis (80.0) 67. Jarrett Allen (81.5) 68. Zion Williamson (82.0) 69. Bam Adebayo (82.5) 70. Day'Ron Sharpe (89.8) 71. Nic Claxton (90.3) 72. Jordan Goodwin (90.4) 73. Kon Knueppel (90.6) 74. Miles Bridges (92.5) 75. Luka Garza (92.6) 76. Reed Sheppard (92.7) 77. Miles McBride (92.8) 78. Anfernee Simons (93.6) 79. Jalen Williams (94.4) 80. Desmond Bane (94.5) 81. Julian Champagnie (95.4) 82. Brandon Ingram (96.1) 83. Nikola Vučević (96.2) 84. Paul George (99.6) 85. Paolo Banchero (100.5) 86. Paul Reed (100.7) 87. T.J. McConnell (101.1) 88. Wendell Carter Jr. (101.3) 89. RJ Barrett (101.9) 90. Cason Wallace (102.0) 91. Jaime Jaquez Jr. (103.4) 92. Isaiah Stewart (103.8) 92. Jaylon Tyson (103.8) 94. Aaron Gordon (104.0) 95. Jabari Smith Jr. (104.3) 96. Ivica Zubac (106.6) 97. Mitchell Robinson (106.9) 97. VJ Edgecombe (106.9) 99. Cooper Flagg (107.6) 100. Moussa Diabaté (108.9) 100. Sam Merrill (108.9) 102. Jaden McDaniels (111.4) 103. Craig Porter Jr. (112.0) 104. Marvin Bagley III (112.2) 105. Jordan Walsh (112.4) 106. Ausar Thompson (113.3) 107. Jerami Grant (113.7) 108. Cedric Coward (113.8) 109. Jrue Holiday (113.9) 110. Keyonte George (114.0) 111. Tari Eason (114.6) 112. Andrew Wiggins (115.8) 113. Alex Caruso (117.8) 114. Jalen Smith (117.9) 115. DeMar DeRozan (119.5) 116. Onyeka Okongwu (121.0) 117. Myles Turner (121.2) 118. OG Anunoby (122.6) 119. Nickeil Alexander-Walker (123.1) 120. Isaiah Joe (123.2) 121. Tre Jones (123.9) 122. Santi Aldama (124.0) 123. Duncan Robinson (124.3) 124. Dru Smith (124.5) 125. Dyson Daniels (126.0) 126. Saddiq Bey (126.6) 127. Naji Marshall (127.3) 128. Javonte Green (127.4) 129. Alex Sarr (127.8) 130. Brandin Podziemski (130.6) 130. Dillon Brooks (130.6) 132. Robert Williams (132.5) 133. Josh Minott (133.8) 134. Devin Vassell (135.3) 135. Jaren Jackson Jr. (135.5) 136. Grayson Allen (137.7) 137. Jusuf Nurkić (137.8) 138. Quentin Grimes (138.5) 139. Moses Moody (138.8) 140. Anthony Black (139.7) 141. Steven Adams (140.5) 142. Quinten Post (143.6) 143. Collin Sexton (143.8) 143. Tim Hardaway Jr. (143.8) 145. Tobias Harris (144.2) 146. John Collins (145.1) 147. Ayo Dosunmu (149.1) 148. Jock Landale (149.2) 149. Andre Drummond (149.4) 150. Harrison Barnes (150.2) 151. Derik Queen (155.6) 152. Jamal Shead (155.9) 153. Matas Buzelis (156.4) 154. Deandre Ayton (156.9) 155. Royce O'Neale (158.7) 156. Jaylin Williams (159.5) 157. Will Richard (159.9) 158. Davion Mitchell (160.1) 159. Clint Capela (161.5) 160. Russell Westbrook (162.8) 161. Peyton Watson (165.9) 162. Collin Murray-Boyles (166.8) 163. Daniss Jenkins (167.4) 164. Brandon Williams (167.6) 165. Dylan Harper (168.0) 166. Pelle Larsson (169.6) 167. Jonas Valančiūnas (170.2) 168. Max Christie (170.8) 169. Derrick Jones Jr. (171.5) 170. Bones Hyland (171.8) 171. Vit Krejci (172.7) 172. Ron Holland (173.9) 173. Brandon Miller (175.6) 174. Nae'Qwan Tomlin (175.9) 175. Toumani Camara (176.4) 176. Justin Champagnie (177.3) 177. Oso Ighodaro (177.4) 178. Dean Wade (177.6) 179. Jaylen Wells (178.2) 179. P.J. Washington (178.2) 181. Jay Huff (181.3) 182. Aaron Wiggins (181.9) 183. Gary Payton II (182.4) 184. Trayce Jackson-Davis (183.0) 185. Cameron Johnson (183.8) 186. Jakob Poeltl (183.9) 187. Jake LaRavia (186.9) 188. Jaden Ivey (187.6) 189. Aaron Nesmith (188.7) 190. Daniel Gafford (188.8) 191. Shaedon Sharpe (190.9) 192. Caris LeVert (191.0) 193. Ryan Dunn (191.2) 193. Ryan Kalkbrenner (191.2) 195. Sam Hauser (192.1) 196. Josh Okogie (192.9) 197. CJ McCollum (194.0) 198. Jaxson Hayes (195.0) 199. Kentavious Caldwell-Pope (195.4) 200. Dominick Barlow (195.6) 201. Bobby Portis (195.7) 202. Hugo González (197.5) 203. Egor Dёmin (198.1) 204. Vince Williams Jr. (198.9) 205. Landry Shamet (200.1) 206. A.J. Green (200.6) 207. Yves Missi (200.7) 208. Coby White (202.1) 209. Draymond Green (204.4) 210. Cam Thomas (204.5) 211. Kelly Oubre Jr. (204.9) 212. Ja Morant (205.0) 212. Jonathan Isaac (205.0) 214. Branden Carlson (205.2) 215. Kyle Kuzma (205.6) 216. Jase Richardson (205.7) 217. Zach LaVine (208.3) 218. Andrew Nembhard (210.2) 219. Terance Mann (210.3) 220. Tidjane Salaün (210.4) 221. Luguentz Dort (211.3) 222. Luke Kennard (211.4) 223. Simone Fontecchio (212.8) 224. Darius Garland (212.9) 225. De'Andre Hunter (213.9) 225. Dennis Schröder (213.9) 225. Kevin Huerter (213.9) 228. Kris Dunn (217.0) 229. Kevin Love (217.8) 230. Marcus Smart (218.2) 230. Svi Mykhailiuk (218.2) 232. Domantas Sabonis (218.9) 233. Al Horford (219.5) 234. Pat Spencer (220.4) 235. Bryce McGowens (221.0) 235. Zaccharie Risacher (221.0) 237. Precious Achiuwa (221.3) 238. Spencer Jones (221.5) 239. Lonzo Ball (223.1) 240. Tristan Da Silva (223.2) 241. Tyler Kolek (223.3) 242. Jaylen Clark (223.4) 243. Kyshawn George (226.3) 244. Noah Clowney (226.5) 245. Kyle Filipowski (226.7) 246. Sion James (228.6) 247. Asa Newell (229.5) 248. Corey Kispert (230.3) 249. D'Angelo Russell (230.5) 250. Mike Conley (230.9) 251. Nikola Jović (231.6) 252. Herbert Jones (232.3) 253. Karlo Matković (235.5) 254. Klay Thompson (236.2) 255. Liam McNeeley (238.3) 256. Isaiah Jackson (238.6) 257. Jose Alvarado (239.0) 258. Christian Braun (239.5) 259. Bilal Coulibaly (240.7) 259. Mouhamed Gueye (240.7) 261. Walter Clayton (241.8) 262. Malik Monk (241.9) 263. Kris Murray (242.3) 264. Jordan Poole (242.5) 265. Khris Middleton (245.4) 266. Jalen Pickett (246.8) 267. Brook Lopez (248.7) 268. Tre Johnson (249.2) 269. Bennedict Mathurin (249.8) 270. Ziaire Williams (251.7) 271. Adem Bona (252.7) 272. Tyus Jones (254.1) 273. Ja'Kobe Walter (255.8) 274. Aaron Holiday (256.9) 275. Gui Santos (257.1) 276. Jarred Vanderbilt (258.8) 277. Rui Hachimura (261.8) 278. Baylor Scheierman (262.7) 279. Jordan Clarkson (263.2) 279. Tristan Vukcevic (263.2) 281. Nicolas Batum (265.1) 282. Buddy Hield (265.5) 283. Keaton Wallace (265.6) 284. Tyrese Martin (265.7) 285. Gradey Dick (266.0) 286. Keegan Murray (266.1) 287. Isaac Okoro (266.2) 288. Taylor Hendricks (268.3) 289. Keon Ellis (268.7) 290. Jeremiah Fears (268.8) 291. Maxime Raynaud (273.6) 292. Bruce Brown (275.7) 293. Danny Wolf (276.9) 294. Isaiah Collier (277.1) 295. Tony Bradley (279.8) 296. Cam Whitmore (281.2) 297. Jeremy Sochan (284.3) 297. Johnny Furphy (284.3) 299. Brice Sensabaugh (285.6) 300. Caleb Love (286.0) 301. Jonathan Kuminga (288.4) 302. Ryan Nembhard (289.0) 303. Ben Sheppard (292.1) 304. Bogdan Bogdanović (292.7) 305. Gary Harris (294.0) 306. Drake Powell (294.3) 307. Sidy Cissoko (295.6) 308. Kobe Sanders (297.1) 309. Drew Eubanks (298.4) 310. Ace Bailey (299.2) 311. Will Riley (300.4) 312. Jeremiah Robinson-Earl (301.7) 313. Ochai Agbaji (301.8) 314. Guerschon Yabusele (302.0) 315. Jabari Walker (302.7) 316. Cole Anthony (303.0) 317. Caleb Martin (303.1) 318. Dalton Knecht (304.6) 319. Micah Peavy (305.7) 320. Justin Edwards (306.0) 321. Gary Trent Jr. (307.2) 322. Jared McCain (309.7) 322. Patrick Williams (309.7) 324. Gabe Vincent (310.0) 325. Tre Mann (311.6) 326. Bub Carrington (311.9) 327. Jarace Walker (313.1) 328. Jalen Wilson (314.4) 329. Nique Clifford (317.5) 330. Cody Williams (320.8) 331. Rob Dillingham (321.3) 332. Jericho Sims (323.5) 333. Rayan Rupert (323.6) 334. Jordan Hawkins (332.2) A number of catch-all metrics from the around the internet endeavor to tell us who's playing best every year. And though many of the different adjusted plus-minuses attempt to measure the same thing (an individual player’s impact on the game when he’s on the floor), they have slightly different ways of getting there. If you want to acknowledge the most accessible ones, you could say something like… “Jayson Tatum is 3rd in Basketball Reference’s box plus/minus and 7th in wins over replacement player; 3rd in Dunks and Threes’ estimated plus-minus and 5th in estimated wins; 9th in Basketball Index's LEBRON and 31st in LEBRON WAR; 6th in ESPN's Net Points per 100 possessions and 21st in Net Points WAR; and 2nd in Basketball Reference’s game score per 100 possessions and 17th in total game score..." …but that’s quite a mouthful. For the last several seasons, I’ve been sharing something of a shorthand for the above. Instead of rattling off that list for any and all players one might want to discuss, I sort every qualified player by the average of their ranks in those stats (as well as their cumulative variants). The results give credit to each of the metrics, throw a bone to basic numbers (through the use of game score) and reward players for availability (through the addition of the cumulative marks). The lists produced by this exercise aren’t perfect, but none are. Strictly subjective rankings obviously have their own flaws. This is at least a guide. And it can give you a pretty good idea of who’s been the best (or worst) in 2025-26. If you’re looking for a specific player (like, oh say, Paolo Banchero), do the handy little “control (or command) plus F” trick on your keyboard and type in that player’s name. Oh, and one more caveat. If someone looks lower than you thought he should be (a warranted reaction to some placements), bear in mind that cumulative numbers (think points, rather than points per game) are in play. So those who've missed plenty of time are affected by that. *Shout out to Tim MacMahon for coming up with the name "Huge Nerd Index" or HNI.
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Henry Kaiser
Henry Kaiser@henrykaiser·
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Fights Club 🇺🇲@Simi0__·
Prove me wrong without Google No Word start with "T" End With "T"
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@Hoopss Probably the people sitting on the couch in the background.
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Tell me the 2 WORST players in this photo
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If a Wemby falls in the Vegas, does it make a sound? #NBA
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Henry Kaiser@henrykaiser·
“That might be pass interference.” *Jeff Foxworthy voice.
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Henry Kaiser@henrykaiser·
No one talks about how many HIPAA and OSHA violations are going on with Dr. Garcia's "Crest Reality Check-ups!" CC: @Crest Does she perhaps have an office she can see patients in? An airplane? The movie theater? What's next Times Square?!?
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call your mom
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My friend has asked for some assistance on what to put in this area in his new apartment. Anyone have any ideas?
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i need a new name now that i’m in chicago lol something cute that is catchy like Bayou Barbie 😭👀
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Bleacher Report@BleacherReport·
Tennis match suspended after a bee invasion on the court 🐝😳
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