😒

@Acyn He used his Olive Garden all you can eat pasta card…nah, I’m kidding. He votes by mail.

Trump: Mail-in ballots have proven to be a disaster… I went to vote. Sir, may I please see your identification, sir. I'm so embarrassed. I know you're Trump . I whipped out. I was lucky. I had some kind of a card on me.

@atrupar So only communists don’t like pedophile protectors?

somebody is yelling "pedophile protecter!" at Trump Trump calls him a communist

@TheDemocrats and cilantro, and berries….

Except for lettuce and eggs…

@atrupar Trump has been president for 553 days.

CASONE: The midterms are about affordability. Then on top of that, you've got the energy shock REP. PAT FALLON: Sure. Joe Biden and the Democrats did that

@sarrah_bellus “You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in”

Look what he does with his tongue! 😩 What a fvcking rotten squishy, blob that crawls around in its own thick, sticky slime, leaving a glistening trail of gooey mucus wherever it goes! 🤮

@Acyn I’m sorry, is she being serious?

Tomi Lahren: The president stole the show with his highly anticipated speech.

@JamesSNYC @SpencerHakimian Big time!!

@SpencerHakimian She gives off Fatal Attraction vibes.

What the fuck is wrong with this crazy bitch

@Acyn Wow. Just wow.

Trump: James Tala-freako… he hates sex, hates women…. And that means he's not going to do very well against Ken Paxton

@Acyn Holy smokes he’s GONE gone.

Trump: Most people don;’t know that dumb has a B. I don’t get credit for that.

@mark_slapinski Remember when he tried to tariff the penguins?

Donald Trump put tariffs on countries that don't even exist. The man is insane.

Barack *Hussein* Obama

@kgiselle653 @Mollyploofkins Yes, and he thinks it will cease to exist without him. Malignant Narcissist.

@Mollyploofkins He really thinks the world came with his inauguration, doesn't he?

Trump: "If I wasn't here, there probably be no Middle East"

@TheTNHoller He looks like death warmed over😬

“For a long time I’ve known that country… I owned the Miss Universe pageant, and Miss Venezuela always did very well.”

@atrupar Doesn’t Taylor Farms supply the lettuce for his Big Macs?

DOOCY: There's a parasite that is giving people in the US explosive diarrhea. When is it gonna be safe to eat lettuce again. TRUMP: I don't know. I haven't thought about it. Are you eating a lot of lettuce Peter?

@insertalias @atrupar It’s like every other day too!

@atrupar How are they not mortified about being trotted out like this. I'd be embarrassed to my bones.

it's time for the daily Trump nap/glazing session in the Oval

@LeftyWinter Time flies when every day is a chaotic shit show

Where has this year gone. Jesus. Midterms are close!

Trump: And this is the first time they have ever used the new rose garden. You can see right up there. *camera shifts to Rose Garden sign* You think Biden would do that?

@factpostnews Is this true?

Trump: You have communities that really want the data centers. They are begging for them. Very smart communities.

@masonisonx @atrupar 😂😂

cult shit at the White House as Trump's cronies give him a standing ovation for minutes on end. Note how nobody wants to be the first to stop clapping.

@DschlopesIsBack Running to the comments like

“Rappin’ for Jesus" This might just be my favorite video in the entire history of the internet 😂😭