Eli Herring

the pitt video game actually looks pretty cool

if spongebob was a real human people would treat him like a lolcow

I am “continuing to monitor the situation”.

@NYCMayor 15 MPH is too low. Drivers will be looking down to check the speedometer instead of looking out for children ahead.

Having a Before Sunrise-ass evening with the Mexican homie and finding out he’s Filipino at the very end

And then when all hope is lost, who comes down the mountain but the grinch himself

i told my girlfriend i was so depressed our mad men rewatch was over that i suggested we watch it again and she said i was living in the past

Didn’t know that Mewgenics can read your friends list and now my Twitter mutual has been incarnated into my Targaryen cat dynasty

The death of a funeral

Younghoes kick everything onsides

every presidential foundation doing a valentines post while the nixon foundation spent the day reposting random chuds talking about how nixon didn't do watergate ... very historically accurate 10/10

Picked up smoking to play baccarat

“Wuthering heights” one of the most odious works of art I’ve ever taken in.

@Shazam found Cry Your Heart Out by Adele: shazam.com/track/58835592…

In the land of nails, the man with a hammer is king

I’m the only member of gen z who doesn’t believe any of the “fun fact: this movie scene was actually completely improvised by the actor everyone likes” content

You’re counting on rain to melt the snow

TheBooneClone can’t flip #TheBooneCloneCantFlip #FlippingCannotBeCloned

Eeyore is neither Horse or ass Eeyore is neither First or last I try to cheer him up I try to treat him good I walk around with him in my wood, yeah

@gem_ste @Seanchuckle Insouciance will make an appearance in my next paper, thank you

@Seanchuckle Yeah every time he walked into the studio and camera it was as if a cloud suddenly appeared above proceedings. But the dynamic of Eeyore clashing with McCartney's egotistic driven insouciance was fascinating.

Are we ready for the "when it boils down to it, George was simply a miserable sod" conversation yet?