Helen

Unwise but not illegal.

So funny.

@Lynn_Nothegger Oh. My. God!

@Alan_C_1 Lewis’s for the win!

Which is your favourite #seahouses

@thefarnes I was with you on Friday afternoon and they truly were a wonderful sight.

Thousands of Puffins on the water today. Why not join us and see the wonders of the Farne Islands. #farneislands #serenity #UK farneislandstours.co.uk

Yes, this is a pun stan account. Fab to see an Easter ad that doesn’t have ‘hoppy’ in it! And the simple letter switch just gets better and better the more you think about it. #copywritersunite

@Lynn_Nothegger Same, MySpace and aol. They missed a trick with a friends reunited account!

@vickyreed73 @TheUnmumsyMum This made me howl! I am down in my sons phone as Yo mama! Still answers 70% of questions with deez nuts 🫠

@TheUnmumsyMum Soon to be followed I expect by the "yo mama" phase. Enjoy the "deez nuts" stage. 😁

We’ve reached the “deez nuts” era.

My dog went to the vet for a check up. they said they needed to get a pic for her profile. I log into the portal to get results and THIS is what came up 😂

When deciding on your next property, it is always important to have a good look around.......

Can’t stop laughing imagining an American watching that Happy Valley finale. Not a gun in sight and two people screaming “you prick” at each other over a kitchen table. Incredible.

Fall behind on your gas bill and they break in to fit a prepayment meter. Fall behind on your £3.7m tax bill and they make you chancellor of the exchequer.

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help find her missing mum Nicola Bulley who was last seen walking her dog near a Lancashire river she was last seen on the morning of Jan 27 walking her dog on a towpath by the River Wyre off Garstang Road please call 116 000 with any information

I dated a girl who would put the milk in first when making a cuppa and I thought this psychotic behaviour. Several years on, I've found out she's been arrested for smashing up her new BF's car because he stayed out after his curfew. Trust your instincts.

Amazing news for the MD community. Years of science and fundraising to get to this point. Happy tears from our family today.

As anyone worth their salt knows, this is the best tasting part of a chocolate orange

Every time I tell people how much I love to knit, they seem so surprised! But it truly has become one of my most meaningful (and fun) pastimes. For me, knitting is a release. It lets my hands lead the way as my mind trails behind. #TheLightWeCarry