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Any woman or child reading this and in fear at home put this number in your phone: 08082000247 or visit refuge.org.uk #gethelp #BeSafe

@domsloft @YouTube 😂

13 just asked me what was for breakfast so I said “Toast” then played him this 😂 He’s now shaking his head at me but I swear there’s a smile forming Streetband - Toast youtu.be/WJmKStqugMc via @YouTube

Watching #RoseAylingEllis: Signs for Change. Weirdly, enrolled today for #BSL course. This is my 1st lesson, to learn my name. Costs start at £3 due to COL, if u can pay more they will pay it forward. I paid £10 but you can pay up to £25 if employed) british-sign.co.uk

Rick Astley absolutely nailing AC/DC's 'Highway to Hell' on drums! This is what @glastonbury is all about. Take a bow @rickastley you legend 👏

When the tables have turned.. 😂

Paddington to Castle Cary 2hrs. Approx £20. First Class available. Half hour cab ride to Worthy Farm. #Glastonbury #hollywilloughby #readtheroom

@FernBrady @alandavies1 I’m listening to it tonight, heard the first chapter last night and realised my beautiful, caring 14yr old daughter has autism. Fern - she has learnt French, Russian, Spanish, Ukrainian, some Japanese, some Chinese and a little Latin. She also wants to work for @NASA ❤️

Can’t recommend this highly enough.

.@OffMenuOfficial saw this and thought of you

@JoeBangles11 Sound of Music and The Goonies. 🤢

What is the most famous film you have NEVER watched?

Just putting it out there. Rick Astley could be a successful artist in his own right.

#RickAstley #bringroohome @bringroohome Please help share and bring this little girl home please 🙏

@tinytwink @parkinn Saw this and thought of you @ComplainingCow

Hi at @parkinn this may be quite long, but I just wanted to publicly review my recent stay. I’d like to start this with a simple question. Are you sniffing glue?

@TheLostBride And another… vominoes

Yes, vominoes. The skipper of the boat, in his little bridge, at one point had to put his windscreen wiper on. After, I apologised and joked whether he would need to hose it down. I can't remember exactly what he said, but there was mention of insurance claims and scuttling.

My mother used to suffer with travel sickness. It would often come on suddenly and unexpectedly. This one time, we were on a family trip through the Cotswolds when she shouted, "Dave! Dave! Dave! Stop the car! I'm gonna be sick!" to my father. My dad brought the car to a stop...

@mark_allardice @TheLostBride Don’t watch Triangle of Sadness!

@TheLostBride reminds me on being on a glass-bottom boat off Majorca, where you could happily view the fishes, coral etc - except it got very choppy, one kid vomited which set off every child on board. The crew were sweeping vomit over the side of a Glass. Bottomed. Boat. 🤢

@TheLostBride Oh my god satan’s bagpipes 🤣

As the sick cascading from the bag, like Satan's bagpipes, in 4 different jets of terror, I thought to myself, do I mention this? Dad seemed tense, mum seemed keen not to have to deal with sick, I guess I should keep this quiet. I'll mention it when we arrive at our destination.

I tore through this hilarious smart sad revealing book and am thrilled to see it’s available in the USA. Loved it very much!

@FernBrady @mrbobodenkirk I’m excited for you Fern! What an endorsement. We love Bob here - my 14 yr old daughter (hf autistic) adores him and Saul ☺️

@pasquier_uk Bon appetit!

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This is Iqbal Masih. As a child, he was was sold into bonded labor for less than $15 and was forced to work 12 hour days, 7 days a week for pennies. At age 10 he escaped the carpet factory where he worked and then he helped free 3000 children from slavery. He went on to tour various cities in Pakistan so he could raise awareness about child bonded labor. He was murdered at age 12 for speaking out.

@fliceverett Nope. Too many MRIs to even contemplate putting my head under water let alone this. I can only imagine these men have a death wish 😔

Are there any women who would have got into this submarine? Anyone?