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@heyitsgaug
Kent State alum. Writer guy.
Kansas City, MO Katılım Kasım 2011
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Fourth.
It’s fourth in line.
President, vice president, speaker, president pro temp of the senate.
grace spelman@GraceSpelman
wait i just realized the person third in line for the US presidency is 92 years old
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@Dinglefloogus @RichardHanania Sadly not dead. Just watch any terrible man-on-street interview.
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@Noahpinion This hits hard if you have the brain of a baby and interact with no one outside of Twitter.
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I didn't think this video would hit hard, but honestly it kinda did
Based Bandita@BasedBandita
I wasn’t even alive in 1985 and this video made me cry 😭 Was it really this great?
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hard not to notice that she's framing zohran as a foreign striver who came to this country as a child and realized that, by lying about being a socialist, he could trick people into giving him money and authority. does that describe anybody else in the past 10 years or so
Anna Khachiyan@annakhachiyan
So true I don’t even care about his “policies” which are comically retarded to the point that it might be fun to fuck around and find out, I just find his third world entitlement and nice guy act to be transparent and spiritually antagonistic and have zero respect for anyone who falls for it
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I'm sorry this is so funny to me. "Yeah I got that picture of the air traffic controller, boss. Real fuckin sexy just like you wanted"
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It’s been 25 years since Tracy Morgan gave us one of the most beautiful songs of all time.
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Strong case to be made for “Love the Way You Lie” as the absolute worst song of the 21st century. A song so evil that time I hear it, it feels like someone’s opened the Ark of the Covenant
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@heyitsgaug Thank you, I’ll be very happy once that weight starts lifting!
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There's way too much going on in this video for me to comprehend. 😂😂😂
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we can rest assured knowing our new pope has had life experiences like these
judd crud@snotwurst420
My Weekend as a 28-year-old in Chicago Illinois
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@robbiegoodwin wow the "hitman kills woman walking in front of his target" bit from The Killer, the "school play reenacting Vietnam" joke from Rushmore, and the "fantasizing about killing stupid service workers" joke from literally 100 other comedies. how original
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from the twisted mind of tom segura
Netflix Is A Joke@NetflixIsAJoke
BAD THOUGHTS–a dark comedic series from the mind of Tom Segura–arrives on Netflix May 13
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