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@ashtonevans MIRANDA: I'm antifa
SAMANTHA: Oh, honey! With those shoes, more like anti-fashion!
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Michael
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it is never weird to go watch any movie alone
andrea arely@stargirldre
it’s not weird to go watch a horror movie alone right??
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and this is why education is important because the republican party under donald trump and the republican party under abraham lincoln are two very different things
Pop Base@PopBase
Nick Cannon calls Democrats “the party of the KKK”: “People don’t know that the Democrats are the party of the KKK. People don’t know that the Republicans are the party that freed the slaves.”
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bf is sick this week and can’t deliver the mail, so I’ve been assigning him films to watch. so far it’s been:
the lobster
smooth talk
bridget jones’s diary
20th century women
the last showgirl
paper moon
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so it turns out the “woke mind virus” was empathy for human life
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The little smile after "For what," relishing the opportunity to seem cold-blooded, and from someone who pretends to be a pious Catholic toward a man whose death was mourned by the Catholic Church. Vance is an awkward dork who just decided to don the mask of the King of the Online Right. Before that, he was Thoughtful Christian Populist. Before that, he was a "Trump is literally Hitler" guy. What Vance really is at heart is a hollow shell of a man who defends the murderers of American citizens more vigorously than he has ever defended his own family from the bigots he's trying to court for 2028. There has never been such a pathetic figure in public life.
FactPost@factpostnews
Reporter: Do you plan to apologize to the family of Alex Pretti? Vance: For what?
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I just do not think both parties were ever the same. I think words have to mean something. Being stupid or reductive or flippant slept-walked us to this moment.
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“we may or may not invade you every four years depending on how worked up ~20,000 swing voters in Waukesha County, Wisconsin feel about trans kids playing volleyball” isn’t really a good sales pitch for maintaining international allies.
Dan Shapiro@DanielBShapiro
Let’s focus on preventing Trump from forcibly acquire Greenland, with all the global damage it will cause. But let’s also be clear that if he succeeds, the position of a Democratic administration in 2029 will be to return it to Denmark. And our Danish friends should know that.
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If you are in the 11th month of an administration that promised to fix everything on day one, and you're still blaming the last administration for every new problem that arises, you are a disingenuous, pathetic fool.
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He cheated on his wife with a porn star.
Leading Report@LeadingReport
BREAKING: President Trump says Christianity is coming back to America.
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It’s literally the one thing he cannot buy.
It’s almost beautiful, in a way.
Chase Mitchell@ChaseMit
Every moment of this guy’s life, from trying to buy The Onion, to poaching their writers for a failed… something that never happened, to hosting a disastrous SNL, has always been about a tragic, cavernously deep need to be funny. He’s the Forrest Gump of never landing a joke
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If you’re flirting with me and I send you this, it means it’s too soon to make a move.
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