Henrique Grimaldi

@ll0IlIIlllIIII If you'd put your face on your profile I'd care more about what a little bitch like you has to say. Till then...

@hgrimaldi_ i’d rather say random shit than look like i stink, but thats just me :)

Boyfriend has been home alone and unemployed for 2 days and I come over it’s 96° inside and smells like a rodent cage

@ll0IlIIlllIIII @_diacloud You look like someone who hides in anonymity to say random shit to people, coward.

@hgrimaldi_ @_diacloud @wisepissmage you look like you smell like rodent cage

@Mjxts_ @wisepissmage Wouldn't be so sure, but she certainly didn't make it better spreading the word online.

@wisepissmage Best two days of his life before you got there

@_diacloud @wisepissmage Being sad and letting yourself go for 2 days versus having your girlfriend shout on the internet about your personal life and issues. This is the exact reason why having a girlfriend like this is embarrassing as fuck. Why did she think this was an okay thing to share?

@wisepissmage this is the exact reason why they say having a boyfriend is embarrassing af… y’all be coming online thinking shit is quirky but this is prime example of male fragility; it’s one thing to wallow in negativity and another to disrespect your shared space.

@blackironframe @chosenundeadone To kill what?

@chosenundeadone why do you covet Destined Death...?

O, death. Become my blade, once more

@arbitronacao @raissapessoa_ @CaciquePkg Quando a recompensa da pressão que sofres é estar pouco acima da linha da miséria, sim. As pessoas aguentam o quanto necessitam ou o que julgam valer seu sofrimento.

@raissapessoa_ @CaciquePkg poucas pessoas estão preparadas pra viver sob pressão

morro que as vagas de emprego hoje em dia são benefícios: - salário

college

@captain_garfy @AhlalSoufian @kleeposting @CallunaVulgaria Way more unlikely but the child could've been swapped at the hospital nursery.

@AhlalSoufian @kleeposting @CallunaVulgaria That’s… just a paternity test. The maternity test is “she gave birth how the fuck would it not be her kid”

I remembered the meme about paternity tests being illegal in France because they cheat so much that it would cause social disruptions, but then I googled it and it's actually true???

@suricidal Worst case scenario so far*

we have genuinely reached the worst case scenario

@LiquidHbox Completely self-inflicted and deserved. Who'd have thunk it?

dear god

@XmasVinny @AriTHFC What the fuck is the Superb Owl? You hillbillies racing birds?

@AriTHFC France has 0 Super Bowl wins , Hope this helps

La célébration de Lukaku pour le 4-1 est à mettre dans un musée. Il te balance un bon gros "L", du fuck you et la danse de Trump. Légendaire. C'était le plus gros hatewatch de l'histoire du football, merci les belges

@Luc1914s @debateydebate Ser Mr. Estatística não é a parte ruim. O problema surge quando o cara já tá mal intencionado e usa números pra dar ênfase no ponto que ele já queria passar, ou é simplesmente burro demais pra interpretar os números

@debateydebate Por isso que eu sempre ignoro os Mr estatística, Rony tem mais gols em libertadores que o Pelé, estatística fria é burrice

"Neymar foi o atacante mais eficiente do Brasil na copa do mundo de 2026" exemplo bom de como uma mentira pode ser contada com números verdadeiros.

@PaulineVic10284 @lougabrielaa Bem irônica sua bio dado o contexto. "Leitora assídua"

@lougabrielaa """bem""" calma tbm.... não é assim, chamar a Bélgica de bem é um pouco precipitado

o mal tá vencendo tanto nessa copa que até quando o bem vence ele é a bélgica

@rzdchxrry Hitsujibungaku

does anyone know any good female fronted alt bands that isnt paramore or pmb

@sudorio01 @ocodista Gênio da bola acha que errado é quem pede uma marmita de 25 reais, ao invés de focar a pouca energia mental que possui em quem realmente enraba ele financeiramente.

@ocodista Aquela história

iFood agora tá com: - Roleta de desconto - Cupons falsos - Colecionáveis da copa É uma mistura de tigrinho com SHEIN + gamificação a la Duolingo. Te força a fechar 3 pop-ups pra pedir 1 marmita. É impressionante a velocidade com que as coisas pioram com o passar do tempo

@SrJr172111 @EstieMaddie The Pacific*. I'm stupid.

@SrJr172111 @EstieMaddie It's a cargo ship captain and they're in the middle of the Atlantic. If anything, he's doing her a good one making sure she's fine.

🚣🏼‍♀️ KELSEY.. ROWING FROM CALI ➡️ HAWAII GETS A RADIO CALL FROM A FREIGHTER BOAT CONCERNED AND AMAZED AT WHAT SHES DOING!

@Undue_Risk That's a strange way of saying you lack the resolve to see things through. Remember that "compromising" won't stop those in power from exploiting you, in fact it makes them feel more empowered to do it.

Joyce captures a very particular quality I find myself relating to more as I age, someone with deeply radical sympathies who’s getting worn down by the reality of life and being forced to compromise for her own sake

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