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@garyblack00 Over $100 by tomorrow?

$NFLX -9% AH after guiding to lighter than expected 2Q revs and EPS, and announcing that founder and Board Chair Reed Hastings would not stand for re-election. FY’26 Rev guidance was unchanged vs prior guidance despite 1Q results beating across all metrics. 1Q actuals: - Revs $12.25B vs $12.17B est - EPS $1.23 vs $0.76 (includes $2.8B WBD termination fee) - Operating margin 32.3% vs 32.4% expected 2Q guide: - Revs $12.57B vs $12.64B est - EPS $.78 vs $.84 est FY’26 guide: - Revs +12-14% YoY to $50.7B-$51.7B (same as before) - Operating margin 31.5% vs 32.0% est (same as before) - Adv revenue $3B (no change) - FCF $12.5B vs $11B prior due to WBC termination fee

@unusual_whales Too bad the pope doesn’t have the power to sink the markets…

Pope Leo has posted a message on X, condemning those who manipulate religion for their own gain "Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth."

@DeItaone The cock blocking is working on their cock blocking.

TRUMP: U.S. BLOCKADE OF STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS HOLDING UP WELL

@DCVaxDefender @paulbristow79 @MHRAgovuk They’re waiting for their cash gifts in form of a luggage inside a car trunk. $nwbo is too poor

@paulbristow79 Why are the boffin wankers @MHRAgovuk taking so long to approve $NWBO DCVax?

⭐️ADVENT BIOSERVICES - SAWSTON⭐️ Great visit in #Sawston to Advent Bioservices & Northwest Biotherapeutics who are working on cancer immunotherapies for brain tumors. 🧠 This is personal. My dad died of a brain tumour & I shall do whatever I can to help them scale up & grow. 💙

@mikealfred .... closed All Time High! enjoy breaking even though on that trash.

@mikealfred Lmao. Being flat is a flex now while markets near ATH!!?? 🤣🤣🤣

@ericjackson Whole market is green. $iren is cool. $open is trash. Drifting to $1 this year, but good thing you made money on $iren.

Is Kaz a good CEO on an up 7% day or a good CEO on a down 5% day? Maybe he’s just a good CEO!

@PeterSchiff Peter....buy $btc and stfu.

Trump using the U.S. Navy to blockade the Strait of Hormuz could easily be considered an act of war by other nations impacted by the action. What right does the U.S. have to use military force to prevent China from buying oil? However, China’s right to retaliate would seem clear.

@sanchezcastejon lol...you like asian dicks!

Hoy, con el presidente Xi Jinping he constatado que el vínculo entre España y China sale reforzado tras este viaje oficial. En un mundo cada vez más incierto, España apuesta por una relación UE-China basada en la confianza, el diálogo y la estabilidad. Debemos seguir avanzando hacia un orden multipolar construido desde el respeto y el pragmatismo.

@csa_asc @NASA Did the Canucks pitch in $$ or was it a free ride?

The first Canadian to fly to the Moon and back. 🥹🌙 We are so proud of you, Jeremy­! 📷: NASA

@EmmanuelMacron Why not post in frog's language?

Yesterday, I spoke with Iranian President Massoud Pezeshkian, as well as with U.S. President Donald Trump. I urged the resumption of the negotiations suspended in Islamabad, the clearing up of misunderstandings, and the avoidance of any further escalation. It is essential, in particular, that the ceasefire be strictly respected by all parties and that it include Lebanon. It is equally important that the Strait of Hormuz be reopened unconditionally, without restrictions or tolls, as soon as possible. Under these conditions, negotiations should be able to resume quickly, with the support of the key parties concerned. France and the United Kingdom will also host a conference in Paris this Friday, bringing together by videoconference non-belligerent countries ready to contribute, alongside us, to a multilateral and purely defensive mission aimed at restoring freedom of navigation in the strait when security conditions allow.

@EmmanuelMacron frogs

Aucun effort ne doit être ménagé pour parvenir rapidement à un règlement solide et durable du conflit au Moyen-Orient par la voie de la diplomatie. Un règlement qui permette de doter la région d’un cadre robuste permettant à chacun de vivre en paix et en sécurité. Pour y parvenir, toutes les questions de fond doivent être traitées en leur apportant une réponse durable, aussi bien s’agissant des activités nucléaires et balistiques de l’Iran que de ses actions déstabilisatrices dans la région, mais aussi pour permettre la reprise, le plus rapidement possible, d’une navigation libre et sans entrave dans le détroit d’Ormuz et faire en sorte que le Liban retrouve le chemin de la paix dans le plein respect de sa souveraineté et de son intégrité territoriale. La France est prête à y prendre toute sa part, comme elle s’y emploie avec constance depuis le premier jour du conflit. S’agissant du détroit d’Ormuz, nous organiserons avec le Royaume-Uni, dans les tout prochains jours, une conférence avec les pays prêts à contribuer à nos côtés à une mission multinationale pacifique destinée à restaurer la liberté de navigation dans le détroit. Cette mission strictement défensive et distincte des belligérants aura vocation à se déployer dès que la situation le permettra.

@Kalshi Just give them nukes already. Nuke the shit out of EU and we'll stand by to watch.

JUST IN: Iran reportedly offered to suspend nuclear activity for 5 years

@unusual_whales Markets open green tomorrow...TACO. Trump always craps out

NEWS: A US-sanctioned tanker linked to China is making its way through the Strait of Hormuz, testing President Donald Trump’s naval blockade, per Bloomberg.

@DeItaone Cool. Make it our kids’ problems.

🚨 US PUSHES 20-YEAR IRAN ENRICHMENT FREEZE AS TALKS STALL United States proposed a 20-year freeze on Iran’s uranium enrichment during talks in Islamabad, according to sources. Iran countered with a much shorter timeline, leaving nuclear enrichment and stockpile removal as the main sticking points blocking a deal. Mediators from Pakistan, Egypt, and Turkey are now trying to bridge the gap as negotiations continue ahead of a fragile ceasefire deadline.

@araghchi Here you are on X while your people have no access. Stfu

In intensive talks at highest level in 47 years, Iran engaged with U.S in good faith to end war. But when just inches away from "Islamabad MoU", we encountered maximalism, shifting goalposts, and blockade. Zero lessons earned Good will begets good will. Enmity begets enmity.

@DeItaone TACO!!

IRANIAN OFFICIAL WARNS TEHRAN STILL HOLDS “UNUSED LEVERAGE” TO COUNTER U.S. MARITIME BLOCKADE

Getting close? $open

@unusual_whales Lmao. After a ceasefire?

NATO is willing to play a role in a possible mission in the Strait of Hormuz, Secretary-General Mark Rutte has said.