Shelley Hollingsworth

@fesshole Do your homework and buy ethically produced local meat. Slim chance she will be ok with it, but better than you trying to tough it out.

I lied to my now serious girlfriend that I was a vegan too. I am most definitely not, and now she wants to move in together. With no safe space to eat burgers and steaks, I am torn between the two loves of my life, and I'm scared meat might win.

@MichaelPotts_ @fesshole That is a practical mind right there

@fesshole Getting laughed out of the country sounds like an ideal way to stock up on Toblerone at the airport.

I've developed Alan Partridge's Toblerone addiction. Obviously I can't tell anyone, I'll get laughed out of the country.

@fesshole @TimAndrews73

I work in aviation. Most people would probably be surprised by how many neurodivergent people work in the industry. In the nicest way possible, you're basically being kept alive by a load of people with autism, whose childhood obsession with planes has become their career.

@LouiseInTheGar1 It's not a new thing. Just how long has it been since you saw it last?

A rare Monday night off. Watching #mastermind What's with the action replay highlights at the end?

Today's @BBCFarmingToday episode featured my @TheAHDB colleague Amandeep and her analysis of #sustainablefarmingincentive funding bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0…

@danny_robins @BBCTwo @BBCiPlayer @bafflegab @BBCSounds So glad your first TV episode lived up to expectation after the great podcast!

SO HERE IT IS, AN EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEAK OF THE TRAILER FOR #UNCANNYTV! Series starts 9pm Fri 13th Oct on @BBCTwo and @BBCiPlayer Can't wait for you to see it... if you dare... @Bafflegab @BBCSounds youtu.be/jUCQVHaPQM4?si…

Here is @JonathanPieNews summing it up perfectly. youtu.be/rLFKcYphPCM

Was good to hear @CazGraham1 talking to @JonathanEckley and the Canadian meat buyer about the merits of #britishlamb #ahdb

Enjoyed seeing Charlie Stayt mangling the pronunciation of 'psylocibin' on today's @BBCBreakfast, not a word that often reaches the news.

Boxing hares as the sun rises above the vining pea field. @HMCPeas 🐰🫛😎

This is how to do "inclusive language" in health articles, NHS should take note. Well done Health Partners Group. Good to see men and women back in the wording.

Hard evidence for the Beast of Exmoor and Rutland Panther - at last!

Late night ice cream! ft.com/content/1d4f1e…

@Philippa_Perry The car clock shows the right time now

How are you getting along with the clock change?

Words not enough to convey the power and attention to detail in this wonderful performance #akhnaten #ENOAkhnaten

Most of us feel resigned to the fact that we are alone in bearing the mental load. Great use of cartooning to address a complex - and invisible - subject amp.theguardian.com/world/2017/may…

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? #MyTwitterAnniversary

@NatWest_Help I have done that

@highfieldeditor Hi Shelley 😊 thanks for sending this across to us. I'd certainly like to discuss this further to see the best steps forwards for your relative to get a chequebook ordered. If you can send us a DM to discuss further. - Judith

@NatWest_Help a relative with dementia has an account with u and is about to run out of cheques. She asked for a new chequebook but it didn't arrive. She can't get to a bank without help and doesn't often have anyone local to help her get through on the phone. Suggestions?

@WomenOfMagick Not really working out as hoped