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Parker House opening night clip

@Turtle_Tom67 Holy fuck Turtle what a Stacy you got there

Chu Papis wake tonight at Parker House 9pm god basement

@DueTheBall She can lick my sak I’m not fuckin leaving

So what did I miss??? The world is asking where Chu Papi is

I’m not fucking leaving

@therealmcnair @CBMacdonald1855 @MurliFanClub @LooperSauce Let’s make it happen free of charge

@daddycaddy67 @CBMacdonald1855 @MurliFanClub @LooperSauce Need it

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 After 16 hours of online bickering, we have secured the Match of the Summer. @therealmcnair and I will play @MurliFanClub and @LooperSauce. The date will be June 7, at a secret club in Northern Virginia.

@PullCutss I mean yeah but absolutely not looking for one of those in the near future #bodycountmaxing

@daddycaddy67 Gods basement is where you find your wife

Met this absolute rocket at Parker House on Saturday and these are the first text 🥶

@PattyIceCantlay I have fallen before thank you for the reminder #bodycountmaxing

@daddycaddy67 A wise man once said “Never fall in love at the Jersey shore”

@camyoungburner @seminolesammy69 mentioned

Hats found the water last night. They have thankfully dried out this morning.

@Cam_Jourdan @ThatchHackerman he definitely was in the cuck chair last night listening

Bryson is dressed like he’s taking the dog out at 6 a.m. in a mid-February snowstorm

@MaxHomasexual Shrink

Anybody have one of these? Worth it or nah? Give me answers

@WearDRKNS On my 2nd press of the match 😔

@daddycaddy67 What’s going on???

@BetterThenHappy 3/10 bag figure it out

100 followers bag dox. Won it for free, let me know what you think. Open to criticism as well

@RevWSJohnson @FlatironFlusher @DueTheBall isn’t your unc a member?

Hi twitter. Me and some friends want to play the national golf links of America. Can anyone do that for us? Thanks.

@Ethanslim01 @WearDRKNS you definitely make those hoes squirt frrrr

I've always thought squ*rting is pee...why are people so fascinated about it?