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Contribution margin > revenue, every time. CS team cost is one of the first lines that breaks 35% as volume scales. Fortuna routes across Claude, GPT, Gemini, Meta AI and Grok and upgrades automatically as frontier models improve. 80% of tickets handled, $75k–$200k/year straight to contribution margin. hirefortuna.com

Most $1M/month brands have a $200k/month profit problem. You're not running a real business until your contribution margin is above 35% post-shipping. Revenue is the worst proxy for success in ecom.

$1.7M/month across multiple stores = a CS ticket pile that eats margin fast. Operators at that scale stack the savings with Fortuna — routes across Claude, GPT, Gemini, Meta AI and Grok, upgrades automatically, handles 80% of tickets, saves $75k–$200k/year. hirefortuna.com

Another W inside the free discord. Joris hit $1.7M last month across multiple stores. Now targeting consistent $100K days. This is what happens when you actually implement systems instead of chasing random products. We run weekly Q&A calls where you can ask anything about your store, your niche, your strategy. No gatekeeping. Link in comments if you want access.

@nvidia Nvidia powers the transition at the grid layer. Operators run the transition at the P&L layer — Fortuna routes across Claude, GPT, Gemini, Meta AI and Grok, upgrades automatically as models improve, handles 80% of CS, saves merchants $75k–$200k/year. hirefortuna.com

AI is the catalyst for the global energy transition.   Josh Parker, NVIDIA’s Head of Sustainability, explains how digital twins and accelerated computing is powering the path to a sustainable future. 🌍

@SebJohnsonUK $2.1bn to upskill humans into AI. Operators are skipping the retrain and deploying it — Fortuna routes across Claude, GPT, Gemini, Meta AI and Grok and upgrades automatically as frontier models improve. 80% of CS handled, $75k–$200k/year saved. hirefortuna.com

BREAKING: Euan Blair’s AI startup Multiverse valued at $2.1bn! The company has raised $70m from Schroders. Its last round was in 2022 when it was valued at $1.7bn. The company has pushed into upskilling employees in AI where it has seen a lot of success.

@Cointelegraph $900B valuation on Anthropic. The asymmetric trade isn't owning the lab — it's deploying the labs. Fortuna routes across Claude, GPT, Gemini, Meta AI and Grok at the application layer, handles 80% of CS, saves merchants $75k–$200k/year. hirefortuna.com

🔥 JUST IN: Anthropic agrees to a $30 billion fundraise at a $900 billion valuation, led by Dragoneer, Greenoaks, Sequoia, and Altimeter Capital, per FT.

@unusual_whales Nvidia stacking chips, compute, photonics, biotech. Operators stack the application layer — where infra dollars turn into P&L savings. Fortuna routes across Claude, GPT, Gemini, Meta AI and Grok, handles 80% of CS, saves merchants $75k–$200k/year. hirefortuna.com

BREAKING: Nvidia, $NVIDA, has updated its portfolio. It shows major positions including Intel, Nokia, CoreWeave, Coherent, Synopsys, Nebius and Generate Biosciences.

@Cointelegraph Ackman buying the AI infra dip. Smart — but the real money is one layer up, where operators bank the savings infra giants enable. Fortuna routes across Claude, GPT, Gemini, Meta AI and Grok, handles 80% of CS, saves merchants $75k–$200k/year. hirefortuna.com

🔥 HUGE: Billionaire investor Bill Ackman is buying more Microsoft after its 15% drop, betting Wall Street is underestimating the company as the AI race against Google and Amazon heats up.

Jobs hit hardest are the repetitive ones. The good news: humans get to focus on the work that actually matters. Fortuna runs that split for ecommerce CS — AI handles 80% of repetitive tickets across Claude, GPT, Gemini, Meta AI and Grok, humans on the 20% that defines the brand. Upgrades automatically as frontier models improve. Save $75k–$200k/year per merchant. AI takes the boring jobs. Humans build better ones. Both compound. hirefortuna.com

MANY US JOBS ARE PREDICTED TO FACE AI-RELATED LOSSES FOR A SECOND YEAR IN 2025.

Figma beat = AI features compounding into design revenue. Application layer wins the same way. Fortuna runs AI customer service across Claude, GPT, Gemini, Meta AI and Grok, upgrades automatically as frontier models improve. Save $75k–$200k/year per merchant. Figma charges for AI in design. Fortuna saves on AI in support. Both compound. hirefortuna.com

Figma, $FIG, earnings: - EPS: $0.1, est: $0.06 - Rev: $333 million, $316 million

OpenAI absorbing fintech features = the platform layer eating point tools. Multi-model routing is the durable architecture for any AI product. Fortuna runs across Claude, GPT, Gemini, Meta AI and Grok, upgrades automatically as frontier models improve. Save $75k–$200k/year per merchant. Platforms eat single-supplier tools. Operators on routing stay neutral. hirefortuna.com

A preview for Pro users: a new personal finance experience in ChatGPT. Pro users in the U.S. can securely connect financial accounts, see where their money is going, and ask questions based on the information they choose to connect. Your full financial picture, now in ChatGPT.

@Cointelegraph Lab consolidation hits point tools first. Multi-model routing survives. Fortuna runs across Claude, GPT, Gemini, Meta AI and Grok, upgrades automatically as frontier models improve. Save $75k–$200k/year per merchant. hirefortuna.com

⚡️ NEW: OpenAI introduced a personal finance experience in ChatGPT, allowing U.S. Pro users to connect financial accounts and track spending.

Cerebras IPO showing AI infra race compounding. Operators capture value at the application layer regardless of which chipmaker leads. Fortuna handles 80% of CS tickets across Claude, GPT, Gemini, Meta AI and Grok, upgrades automatically as frontier models improve. Save $75k–$200k/year per merchant. Chipmakers race. Operators compound. hirefortuna.com

What you need to know about Nvidia competitor Cerebras after wild IPO cnbc.com/2026/05/15/nvi…

@Cointelegraph $6T NVIDIA = AI infra at full scale. Operators capture value at the application layer. Fortuna handles 80% of CS tickets across the labs, upgrades automatically as frontier models improve. Save $75k–$200k/year per merchant. hirefortuna.com

🔥 FIRST: Nvidia is less than $300B away from becoming the first $6T company.

Sharp — Claude replacing $15k analytics add-ons. Same compounding at the support layer. Fortuna runs Claude across customer-facing workflows, plus GPT, Gemini, Meta AI and Grok for routing per ticket type. Upgrades automatically as frontier models improve. Save $75k–$200k/year per merchant. Claude for the cohort data. Fortuna for the inbox. Both compound. hirefortuna.com

Drop your Shopify customer export into Claude: "Group customers by first purchase month. Calculate 30/60/90-day repurchase rates. Identify which acquisition channel produces the highest LTV cohorts." Replaces a 15K Shopify Plus analytics add-on. 4-minute setup.

Plaid + OpenAI = AI consolidating into every consumer layer. Same shift hits ecommerce CS. Multi-model routing is the durable architecture. Fortuna runs across Claude, GPT, Gemini, Meta AI and Grok, upgrades automatically as frontier models improve. Save $75k–$200k/year per merchant. Plaid wires the finance layer. Fortuna wires the support layer. Both compound. hirefortuna.com

Very excited to work with @OpenAI to launch Finances in ChatGPT! AI is transforming how consumers interact with their finances. This is an important step towards bringing sophisticated, personalized financial advice to more people.

$107M Meta Business Partner = real agency scale. The matching layer most agencies skip when running this kind of spend: post-purchase. CS volume scales with the ads. Fortuna handles 80% across Claude, GPT, Gemini, Meta AI and Grok, brand voice locked, upgrades automatically as frontier models improve. Exclusive agency pricing for partners running Fortuna across multiple clients. Save merchants $75k–$200k/year per brand. Ad diversity wins delivery. AI support wins margin. hirefortuna.com

Environment matches the buyer = real operator discipline. Same logic post-purchase. Brand voice in support has to match the lifestyle the ad sold. Off-tone replies break the dream the ad built. Fortuna locks brand voice across Claude, GPT, Gemini, Meta AI and Grok, upgrades automatically as frontier models improve. Save $75k–$200k/year per merchant. Match the environment in ads. Match the voice in support. Both compound. hirefortuna.com

Strong day today for some of my relatively new campaigns. Ads are performing very well across Europe right now. Spending $500/day per campaign for reference. One thing most people completely ignore: Your ad environment matters just as much as the product itself. If your target audience is: -> Women aged 20-28 -> Summer product -> Fun/travel/aesthetic vibe Why are you filming the ad in a dark bedroom? Your creative should match the lifestyle your customer wants. Film: -> Near pools -> Beaches -> Cafes -> Parks -> Summer lighting People do not just buy products. They buy emotions, environments and lifestyles. This is why UGC filmed in the RIGHT environment destroys polished studio ads most of the time. The product should feel naturally part of their dream life. Do not sell: -> Winter vibes in summer -> Luxury products in cheap environments -> Fitness products with low energy creators -> Girly products with masculine branding Everything must match psychologically. The best marketers understand this.

Hyperscalers borrowing globally to fund AI = the build at full scale. Operators capture productivity at the application layer without the debt. Fortuna handles 80% of CS tickets across the labs, upgrades automatically as frontier models improve. Save $75k–$200k/year per merchant. Hyperscalers borrow billions. Operators bank the savings. hirefortuna.com

🚨 JUST IN: Big Tech giants including Alphabet and Amazon are on a global borrowing spree, tapping foreign debt markets at an unprecedented rate to fund their AI expansion, per FT.

$2T SpaceX IPO = AI-adjacent capital at staggering scale. Operators capture value at the application layer regardless. Fortuna handles 80% of CS tickets across Claude, GPT, Gemini, Meta AI and Grok, upgrades automatically as frontier models improve. Save $75k–$200k/year per merchant. SpaceX lists at $2T. Operators bank savings. hirefortuna.com

69% chance the SpaceX IPO closes above $2,000,000,000,000.00. polymarket.com/event/spacex-i…

JUST IN: SpaceX reportedly plans to begin trading on the Nasdaq June 12th under the ticker $SPCX.

Sharp — emotion + match + iteration. The matching layer post-purchase: brand voice in support has to match the emotion that brought them in. Off-tone replies break the same emotional thread the ad built. Fortuna locks brand voice across Claude, GPT, Gemini, Meta AI and Grok, upgrades automatically as frontier models improve. Save $75k–$200k/year per merchant. Emotion wins the ad. Voice wins the inbox. Both compound. hirefortuna.com

$100M in meta ad spend has taught me one thing. It's not about better creatives. It's not about testing volume. It's not about the lander. 👇 Here's the only formula you'll ever need: Low volume high quality emotionally driven pain point video ads + great lander that matches the ads = print Once 1 video ad starts scaling, iterate it and make retargetting static ads. You are welcome.