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@WSJ @DougKass I didn’t think there was anyone left to pardon at the rate he’s been going!

Exclusive: White House officials are weighing a plan for President Trump to issue 250 pardons as a way to mark the celebration of the nation’s 250th birthday on.wsj.com/42BdZlF

@micah_erfan @ChancoCat 😂😂😂 Those cuts will come next year when the bailouts stop

He did this without cutting any social services, btw.

Jensen traveling with a backpack is a funny visual

@firstadopter Parabolic moves don’t correct only 30%

Will you buy memory equity exposure on a 30% pullback?

@buccocapital One way to manage computer usage

I thought it was weird that Claude kept telling me to go to sleep so I went on reddit and there's hundreds and hundreds of people saying that Claude keeps trying to end the conversation by telling them to go to bed

@RpsAgainstTrump @DougKass He chose to go all-in on his tariffs without going through Congress and lost that bet

🚨 Trump goes on another unhinged Truth Social rant, this time attacking Justices Neil Gorsuch and Amy Coney Barrett: I “Love” Justice Neil Gorsuch! He’s a really smart and good man, but he voted against me, and our Country, on Tariffs, a devastating move. How do I reconcile this? So bad, and hurtful to our Country. I have, likewise, always liked and respected Amy Coney Barrett, but the same thing with her. They were appointed by me, and yet have hurt our Country so badly! I do not believe they meant to do so, but their decision on Tariffs cost the United States 159 Billion Dollars that we have to pay back to enemies, and people, companies, and Countries, that have been ripping us off for years. It’s hardly believable! They could have solved that situation with a “tiny” sentence, “Any money paid by others to the United States does not have to be paid back.” Why wouldn’t they have done so? In fact, I should be the one wanting to PACK THE COURT!…it’s really OK for them to be loyal to the person that appointed them to “almost” the highest position in the land… maybe Neil, and Amy, just had a really bad day, but our Country can only handle so many decisions of that magnitude before it breaks down, and cracks!!!

@buccocapital I think you posted something along the lines that continuing to “push” a successful career eventually becomes mostly a selfish endeavor. Kind of similar to the above in a way as it comes with the same opportunity costs

One interesting thing about getting older is realizing how seductive money is, and how helpless many people are at resisting its pull Example. If you asked someone: “Would you make $200k/yr more but have a massively increased risk of divorce and also miss all of your kid’s soccer games?” When framed that way, many people are likely to actually say no. Or even crazier, still say yes. And yet I watch my friends make decisions like that regularly now, only to later realize the trade they made after it is too late

@DougKass It’s a full blown excursion!

the entire trump family is unhinged...

@RonFilipkowski @DougKass Very close. I think they want to make a deal. They’ll give us the dust. They are crippled. Etc etc.

Two days ago they were supposedly “begging for a deal” again for the 29th time in 9 weeks.

@RudyHavenstein Keven Warsh's first Fed meeting as chair

When I'm dictator, this is how we will torture people.

@bostonradio He automatically earned honorary New Jerseyan for life for this beautifully expressed objection

Happy "Have Another Donut!" Day if you’re celebrating… 38 years ago today, May 6th, 1988, an angry NJ Devils head coach, Jim Schoenfeld, went after referee Don Koharski, after losing 6-1 to the Boston Bruins in Game 3 of the Wales Conference semifinals. NHL union refs refused to work Game 4 after Schoenfeld wasn’t punished by the league. Replacement refs were brought in.

@buccocapital Took my 90 (at the time) to Costco a few years back for the first time. He couldn’t believe that hot dog was $1.50. He had to order a second for good measure!

Jim earned his billions

@DougKass @HalftimeReport Best stocks in the Market!

Watch the tape on @HalftimeReport $SHAK -$28 and listen to the panelist. Neither apologetic nor does he suggest he made an investment boner ... I call B.S. And $TOST, another of his favorites spit the bit after the close (-7%). No analytical process (memorized sound bytes) , no contrition, no accountability and no timestamps. @TheJudgeCNBC @KeithMcCullough @HedgeyeDJ

@RealJimChanos Golden Age of Accounting Gimmicks I guess

So $IREN is issuing $NVDA a huge call option for the right to buy more GPU’s from…$NVDA?! Lol, ok.

@RudyHavenstein Get Lester on the case of these leaks

"According to Axios..."

@RudyHavenstein A succulent Chinese meal never came with such an outrageous fortune

This is when I was arrested in Australia in 1991

Here I am being interviewed in 2010. youtube.com/watch?v=koY6kX…

@DarioCpx Once a fraud, always a fraud

$SMCI is up 18.5% in AH trading after earnings I didn't know that cooking the books, making ~10bn$ of A/P Debt disappear, writing off A/R credit, and burning ~2.8bn of cash in 3 months could be so bullish I took the liberty of putting Dec 25 numbers next to the ones presented

@DougKass Go to the whip 😀

I am often wrong and always in doubt. So, if I ever act like this... someone just beat me up. Thank you.

@Super70sSports @DougKass When they say something “gave me the chills”, this supernatural performance is what they mean.

Secretariat, the Belmont Stakes, 1973. If you know it, it never gets old. If you don’t, sit your ass down and watch the fastest horse God ever put on the planet run the best race of his life.

@DougKass The FX person in me goes with Emerging Market

Puma scratched.... Chief Wallabee with blinders might upset Renegade and Commandment?