Farmacist Humphrey

@Hainy_Jr_II Pa warren park apa 2015 ndakati ndaiwana 1 room, tapanana mari mushe mushe. Ndaakutopinda mumba paye.. lendaz kwaakuti "saka muchauya nezvinhu riinhi.." ipapo nditori ne property yese pandiri

@Drunkards_FC @_PremiumWalls Finally

To Mujoza FC: Please don’t press too hard in the first 10 minutes. Some of us are still warming up spiritually. 😂🍻 Plan tomorrow: Pass. Laugh. Hydrate responsibly after the final whistle. 📍 First Capital Sports Club ⏰ Saturday | 1500hrs #FinallyTihukinditse🍻 #LetsKickIt⚽️

@_MakdShelby @King_Tanyah @The_vibehealer Ahhh🤣🤣🤣🤣

@King_Tanyah @The_vibehealer Julloh akambobuditsa mashin pads pafuneral😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

List revanhu vanofamba ne kit ye bhora mumota kwese kwavaenda🤣 Milito Keith Kounde Julloh (plus bhora + pombi nekatsono) Clibert (plus mahure vanomukuza) Uncle Flo (plus ma jersey 11) Manhize 2 pairs (varungu vakutomutiza vakmuona )

@Drunkards_FC @_PremiumWalls Finally.. tihukinditse

Matchday vibes at Hatfield Girls High! 🍻⚽️ Another dance for the Drunkards Taps loaded, spirits high, passes (hopefully) straight. Handlers FC, brace yourselves. Hatfield Girls High School Saturday 11 April 2026 1500hrs #finallyTihukinditse 🍻🍻 #2026 @_PremiumWalls

@Drunkards_FC Finally tihukinditse. #Mugo14

HCSL Legends vs Drunkards FC Coach said “stay focused” We heard “stay hydrated” 🍺💀 See you at Selborne (Pitch B = Pitch Beers) Saturday 21 March 2026 1500hrs #FinallyTihukinditse #Mugo14♾️ #BornADrunkardDieADrunkard #ForeverADrunkard🍺 #LetsKickIt⚽️⚽️

@wachaminuka @_MakdShelby Hehehehehee

@_MakdShelby Aaah kwanz naMama vanhu vachiita sey??

🥹💚🫂🏟When Momma knows you love ball 🙏

@_MakdShelby Ngavamirire ma Warriors akutamba March

So our Zim Cricket 🏏 supporters are now coming back home because mari dzavo dzapera 😭💔. Not getting any funding from the team or anything . With all the support and passion 😔. Whilst madzibaba so so is driving a 2025 Fortuner for just wearing white robes , Zimuzuda and a long beard 🚮. Maybe my expectations are too high but this country is an absolute joke 🙌.

@Drunkards_FC @_PremiumWalls @ZimTainment Score first be4 chii????

Kick-off: 1500hrs. Hydration plan: confidential. 🍻 Game plan: score first before load shedding. ⚡⚽️ ZesaTransmissionFC vs DrunkardsFC Saturday | Zesa Training Centre #FinallyTihukinditse🍻 #LetsKickIt⚽️⚽️ #2026 @_PremiumWalls @ZimTainment

@_MakdShelby Muzvezve horaiti. Kkkk

@hmushipe Sebakwe here 😬😬😆😆😆😆😆😆

Heavy link-up... Sebakwe to Dove

@harare_1 Ndomuziva uyu id*ko remunhu.. akambondiitira main door frame. Basa raakati 2 weeks took 3months, 3rd month ndaienda pamba pake everyday ndichingonzi haa mukuru sinh renyu iri rasara painting chete.. ndakazongosimudza rakadaro ini ndikanopendesa nevamwe

💔FROM OUR INBOX: Goodday. l would like to name and shame a welder who stays in Glen Norah A Name: Shorai Evrand Raisi Last known location: 4883 Vere Road Glen Norah A l hired Evrand Shorai Raisi on the 6th day of December 2025 for a welding job and l paid him half down for materials. And the lasttym l saw him around end of December 2025 he showed me unfinished door frames and window frames claiming that they were waiting to be painted and he would finish all the work by the first week of January 2026. l revisited him on the first week of January and he gave excuses that is when l started to sense signs of scam. Soon after my last visit he then completely vanished. He is unreachable by phone. nolonger staying at his Given address in Glen Norah A. Surprisingly today l met other people he scammed looking for him also at his Glen Norah Residence.

@TMakonza @VisionZP01 @grok Thats Wadzanai Manyore not Wendy. But siyai zvamurikuita priz

@VisionZP01 @grok. Who is the lady in question

Uyu hanzi anorima nechiweti

@Drunkards_FC 1 shasha

We could have been celebrating another birthday on a matchday, but life had other plans Sambiri. #Continue2RIPMugo14 Once a Drunkard, always a Drunkard #tihukinditse🍺

@Drunkards_FC @DhaniMahobho Foever our #14

💔 We mourn the passing of our brother & founding father, Gift Mugove “Mugo” Chirove Sambiri @DhaniMahobho #14. Loved by all, hated by none. Rest in peace, legend. 🕊️🙏 #RIPMugo #DrunkardsFC #TihukinditseForever🍺

🚨MATCHDAY🚨 Stock your fridges, lock your bars, and hide your ice — Drunkards FC is hours away! ⚽️🍻 Titanic FC vs Drunkards FC. 14:00hrs. Kwekwe High School Expect goals, beers, and chaos. 🍺⚽️🍻 #KwekweInvasion #FinallyTihukinditse Powered by @_PremiumWalls

"4 days! Titanic FC praying for miracles ⛪️, we’re praying for extra cold lagers 🍺. Both will be answered in Kwekwe ⚽️🍻. Titanic FC vs Drunkards FC Kwekwe (Amaveni) Saturday 23 August 2025 1400hrs #FinallyTihukinditse🍻🍻 #KwekweInvasion⚽️⚽️ #LetsKickIt⚽️⚽️ @_PremiumWalls

This match isn't just about scoring goals, it's about scoring with style after 11 pints! 🍻⚽️ #TipsyTussle 11 Pints FC vs Drunkards FC Boozy Battle Saturday 16 August 2024 St Giles. Kick-off at 1500hrs. #Tihukinditse🍻

@Drunkards_FC 11 pints dzishoma. Totangira pa crate

🚨 MARONDERA INVASION LOADING… We don’t do quiet entries. Marondera, brace yourself for full volume football and full vibe presence. This Saturday we raid Rudhaka Stadium! 🆚 MMS FC 🕑 1400hrs 📍 Rudhaka Stadium Pitch No.1 #Tihukinditse🍺 🍻 | #MaronderaInvasion 🍻⚽️

@KudzayiNgara @advocatemahere Haa

@advocatemahere x.com/HeraldZimbabwe…

🔸Is this a parody account?

@MupfumiRegiment Russian racho raimbonaka haa avakuita ekumaRunner aya hmmm doubt!

Bakers Inn paRussian and chips dai zvavo vachitipira mumaoko coz vaku waster box 😂!