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@hollarbacktime

Been around the world. Died twice, brought back thrice. Take your bad juju somewhere else. Cam girl for absolutely no one.

Almost there Katılım Aralık 2017
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Tspot@hollarbacktime·
The lost art of being a fucking decent person
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Destry
Destry@DestryBrod·
Life hack: If you roll your car, make sure you eat the two loose vicodin you have in your pocket before police arrive. Better life hack: if you're rich, then hire a driver and eat all the pills you want while not endangering innocent people on the road.
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Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋
Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋@mistrustme1·
Keep riding my ass and I’ll beat you with your own truck nuts
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Not Today Eric
Not Today Eric@NotTodayEric·
Life should have a halftime like sports where you just get a little break from everything for a while.
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Benny 'Probable Spam' Rollins
Benny 'Probable Spam' Rollins@citizenkawala·
All I'm saying is, now is probably the right time to stop worrying about eating too many calories.
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Stephen 🪿
Stephen 🪿@iamstphn·
Nothing humbles you faster than waving back at someone who was waving at the person behind you.
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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ
Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke·
Being Gen X this is about the seventh time I've lived through another end of the world. Don't worry you get used to it.
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Dave
Dave@darnthatdave·
Lost a few followers today. For clarity: Fuck ICE. They are literally murdering people in the streets. If that offends you, get gone.
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DaddyJew
DaddyJew@DaddyJew·
Fuck ICE. Fuck that orange piece of shit and fuck this Nazi regime
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Whiskey Vet
Whiskey Vet@retired_68W·
I know you’re not a gorilla but I’m sure you could easily beat off 100 men.
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Nerdy Librarian
Nerdy Librarian@loveherlethergo·
Whoever said money can't buy happiness clearly never paid for a divorce.
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Snarlita
Snarlita@Snarlita6t·
If I give you a 👍🏼 don’t read it as okay. Read it as fuck you.
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尺乇乃乇ccム
尺乇乃乇ccム@cheeky__gal·
Every day I toy with the idea of running away to start a new life as a mysterious woman who reads at diners.
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Benny Boy
Benny Boy@Camel_Crushin·
We’re all mentally ill here. Just grab a Baja Blast from the fridge and pull up a chair.
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Benny Boy
Benny Boy@Camel_Crushin·
I’m rooting for the asteroid to be perfectly honest.
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𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩
𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩@Jumperjohn1976·
My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.
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yeah ok
yeah ok@poutinesmoothie·
You can’t safety dance your way out of this one, you little shit.
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dan
dan@dadopotamus·
first date idea: we search for each others criminal history together.
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Trey
Trey@treydayway·
Having a strong sense of smell is such a curse
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