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@nerissa_en I'm into these also. I thought the dosage was two ...

Recently, I have discovered that if I begin experiencing tummy hort, all I need too do is eat a tums chewy bite. They are amazing, somehow they work even better than regular tums for me... AND THEY'RE YUMMY...

@BlueSquarePeru @JesseKellyDC Faith and begorrah!

@JesseKellyDC Get a load of one hot-headed Irishman trying to talk reason to another potato head. You've made a good point, but I reject it wholly on principle.

Nobody said any of those things. I want you to sit for a moment and ponder that you just came up with several ideas, assigned them to me, then got mad at me about them.

@SyntheticAnima youtube.com/watch?v=WkdCw5…

Norm MacDonald said that in order to do a good impression of someone, you have to like them at least a bit, because you're playing the person and people like themselves. This whole project was doomed from the start because Tim is too spiteful and doesn't really "get" Alex Jones.

@AbeNormal93 @SyntheticAnima @timheidecker And then himself ended up, by his own admission, in a place in his career where Adult Swim won't answer the phone when he calls.

@SyntheticAnima This unfunny pheg @timheidecker got Sam Hyde fired from Adult Swim.

@DecayingLA @ColbucD27912 @SyntheticAnima He interviews people, listens to what they claim, and then leftists claim *he's* the one who said it. That's the leftist-rage-at-Alex-Jones-content-farm business model. When leftists claim this isn't true, ask them if they watch InfoWars to know better. They will quickly say no.

@ColbucD27912 @SyntheticAnima That’s where a lot of people fail to understand Jones. He himself knows that he’s talking about bullshit. The only angle you could successfully make a joke out of is knowing that he knows deep down he’s a fraud.

@RHEN_TRC @kangminlee It never happened. It was dialogue written by a deranged Indian scammer.

@kangminlee That shits just gotta be racist. Never heard that phrase in my life. Only an insecure woman would describe another woman that way. 🤢

Ohhh husbant... You rie about big cannon boss, you call me fish headeu, and now we are homeress...

@44pers @remarks That's actually why :) Lot of heat on him

@remarks Why? When all of sudden a lot of things he has been talking about for years are gaining traction

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Alex Jones officially shuts down Infowars after 27 years on air.

@HughJassoul @iontecs_pemf @remarks Yes, these changes aren't weird for anyone familiar with TRT. But schizophrenics seize on anything that freaks them out and build delusions around it.

@iontecs_pemf @remarks Lost weight, shaved his head and cut his beard shorter, different angle photo. You people are nuts.

@chasedownleads "You don’t want to be 150 years old still pressure washering." Gotta say he's on the money on this one

Dorv Rimsey says a $6 million pressure washington job can be the first step to making a eleventy five trillion per year “You don’t want to be 150 years old still pressure washering. Use it as a side hustle to save $7 gazillion for scamming school, then go make the real money convincing other people to do a pressure washinging business”

@chasedownleads Another potential competitor eliminated. Chase operates on another level

Met a 23-year old making $16 an hour at a landscaping company Asked me how he can make more "You won't get rich working for someone else. Become CEO of your own landscaping company" He took my advice Now he's a CEO of his own landscaping business and makes $0/hour because he has no idea how to get customers or buy the equipment

@GordonGekko420 Oh, really? How surprising. 😐

Turns out this was just an Indian guy trying to scam because he got fired. Yikes

@ceejayyalt @Murdoink Yes, but I might regret it around halfway through.

@Murdoink You get a million dollars but you have too listen too this for 48 hours non stop. You guys doing it?

Kingpin saying HAAH for 2 hours

@de_fluffy_panda @John_Hudson Badge of honor for foreign leaders to get a Trump nickname :)

@John_Hudson If Trump doesn’t rib ya, you’re not part of the bro club

can't believe that just happened: Trump got a NASA question and deferred to NASA administrator Jared Isaacman, saying "the best man to tell you that is the man sitting right over here. You heard that question with those beautiful ears of yours ... He's got super hearing"

@MeVsEnnui @John_Hudson You are humorless. Ask yourself why people listen to Trump and not to you.

@John_Hudson I have no words to explain just how disgusting I find Trump's behaviour. Doesn't he realise that children hear what he is saying & watch how he treats people? I'm even more proud of the Artemis crew that they didn't hide the contempt they feel for him.

@jackunheard Did they even *start* that 30-million-dollar government-run grocery store yet? Or was he "announcing" such a thing when they were already 12 billion in the hole??

Zohran: Everything will be free *4 months later* Zohran: So, we ran out of money

@WildWiredWeasel @AIScottAdams I thought the family/death statement made some mention of, like, could you please not do virtual representations of Scott? Am I misremembering?

@AIScottAdams This guy is dead. what the fuck is this?

Want to ask AI Scott Adams a question about anything? You can generate your own custom AI Scott Video on ANY topic in minutes for free.

@RepSusieLee "If we want to protect the sanctity of life, we need to protect women’s lives." Except for the female babies, who you will slaughter to sell their body parts 🙄

I grew up in the Catholic faith. I understand the negative feelings around abortion. But I’ve also had three miscarriages, two of which required a D&C. I know what it’s like to need essential care in a horrible position. If we want to protect the sanctity of life, we need to protect women’s lives. We owe it to the women who give their service to our country to ensure they have access to essential medical care when they need it.

@mtgreenee @RealCandaceO So, for the record, you're supporting Owens's claims about the First Lady of France?

President Trump hates women he can’t control, who don’t worship him, women who actually worship God, and are much more intelligent than he is. Women like @RealCandaceO. This cruel post about Candace looks like something Laura Loomer would conjure up as she gives Trump his talking points, policy decisions, and political advice which is literally destroying him and the Republican Party. Trump refused to support the women who were victims of Epstein, he called me a traitor for supporting them and not bowing to him, he is attacking Megyn Kelly, and Candace Owens. Also the only people in his cabinet that he’s either fired or privately told to leave are women, Christi Noem, Pam Bondi, and Lori Chavez DeReemer. He appointed Elise Stefanik as ambassador of the UN then took it away without a care even after all she did to support him just because Johnson told him too. No matter what you think about any of us women as we are all different from each other, whether you like us or not, one thing is incredibly clear, Trump hates women. And posts like this one is going to turn the majority of women in America against him.

@LoveUNDFreedom @SecretaryBurgum @POTUS "YOUR vanity projects" weren't you supposed to be pretending to be an American?

Renovations are underway! Thank you @POTUS for investing in our capital. The Reflecting Pool is about to look better than ever!

@nicksortor Weijia Jiang seemed to be having a good time before that happened. She was looking pretty cute though

🚨 BREAKING: REPORTS OF POSSIBLE SHOTS FIRED INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER President Trump has been RUSHED off stage, and heavily armed USSS agents jumped into action Pray for the President!