Adam “Straighter than Jesse Watters” McCaslin

Hi guys. I wrote an illustrated poetry anthology called "You Found It." in the vein of Shel Silverstein's "Where the Sidewalk Ends." It's (mostly) silly poems with silly pictures, packed with heart and a hefty helping of my signature peculiarity. Here are some pics:

Using [sic] is so arrogant man

He couldn’t produce any stool.

Why did the furniture maker go to the proctologist when he broke his thumbs?

@cenkuygur @TuckerCarlson He’s controlled opposition. Putin would love him in the Oval Office next.

If @TuckerCarlson is actually arrested, the government will have crossed the Rubicon. Whatever ridiculous charges they bring up, everyone will know real reason was that he opposed the war and Israel. He'll be considered first American political prisoner within our own country.

@Eden_Eats Thank you

I’m sorry you’re checking Twitter on a Saturday night too.

@oliviakrolczyk_ Now that you’ve explained it we can all laugh at you

For everyone saying I’m a horrible person….let me explain. A little bit of teasing helps kids stay normal even when they don’t have strong father figures at home. It reinforces what’s normal and socially acceptable. The reason we have kids like this is because A.) social media B.) lack of fathers in the house C.) everyone started gentle parenting and you’re not allowed to say the slightest thing that’s considered teasing without the world exploding.

Bring back bullying

French fries are the most overrated and underrated things ever and I ascended before I told you this

@KendraMiddleton Casey, and the nicknames are endless but Bundle Boy and Mr. McBlaub are used liberally.

If you have a pet, what is their name and the nickname or names you call them?

@minakimes Also, Brian Hoyer could fit nicely into that offense.

What a sentence

@minakimes MJH should absolutely shoot his way out of town (to New England)

@Chris_Meloni you want some parsley?

You know damn well what this story is

help me solve an argument

@LosTalksPats Diggs and Barmore can bounce. Onwenu too. Better early than late with him.

#Patriots 2026 Cap Hits: 🔹DT Milton Williams ($28.4M) 🔹WR Stefon Diggs ($26.5M) 🔹RG Mike Onwenu ($25M) 🔹CB Carlton Davis ($22M) 🔹DT Christian Barmore ($17.1M) 🔹ED Harold Landry ($16.35M) 🔹LB Robert Spillane ($12.32M) 🔹TE Hunter Henry ($11.75M) ~$40m In Cap Space

Haven't seen Jackie Treehorn's name pop up in the files. Draw's a lotta water in this town.

Now that you see it’s real and happening I would like to see other celebrities speak up. I called yall out last time this time you have no excuse bc it’s out there and real. You can’t call me crazy anymore Speak up cowards

Even with everything in this Epstein drop, remember: this is a minority of the files. This is STILL just what they were *willing* to release - in violation of the law, which requires release of all files. Pam Bondi’s DOJ is still hiding most of them. We need them all.

Our govt has fallen to fraud, foreign and domestic. They lied to all of us while enabling the rape our children. This is what we fought for. Have you ever heard of a shell company? We are a shell country.

We must hold the entire class accountable. This is bigger than Epstein. Prosecuting rich and powerful people who break the law is one of the ways to restore faith in government.

@SenatorCollins Too weak again and again and again and again and again. Abolish Ice. Prosecute murderers.

I have spoken with the White House and with DHS Secretary Noem about the ICE operations. I asked Secretary Noem to pause the operations in both Maine and Minnesota. I believe they should be reviewed and far more targeted in their scope. I have also called for an independent investigation into the tragic shooting of Alex Pretti. At this time of heightened tensions, these steps are necessary to help improve trust, accountability, and safety.

DON'T stick to sports. SPEAK.