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@apple where’s the roller blading workout option on the watch. im waiting

lululemon jacket over my figs scrubs to let everyone know not only am i a healthcare worker but also a huge bitch

I would love to meet all of my coworkers significant others. Like I gotta know who hangs out with these people in their free time

@samuanthat Oh my god I love him

He is just so photogenic

last year on my birthday I was getting blackout and this year my grandmas are coming over to make flower bouquets with me this is 23 baby

@takinkarabizniz TRUTH literally every single time I bring my grandma to the spectrum

My favorite part about seeing movies is the old people yelling WE’RE SKIPPING THAT any time they see a trailer for a movie they don’t approve of

today the woman in front of me at dunkin ordered a medium iced coffee with caramel swirl, mocha swirl, sugar, and five creams. god I love people

Using my new planner makes me legit giddy is this adulthood

I’m opening a bar that will play 90 day fiancé every Sunday MARK MY WORDS

@BadBennyG TJ’s crew member here-they’re in the process of choosing a new location in the Albany area! 🙌

@emstentz HAHAH why were we like this

@hooplaur I had PowerPoint presentations too lmaooo

Just remembered that I used to make slideshows of my Christmas lists and then wonder why my parents hated me gn

Do I want to get engaged or have I just been watching tlc shows for too long send tweet

My favorite coworker and I don’t have the same days off anymore so now we only spend 32 hours/week together instead of 40 that’s it I’m calling HR

I told my students to write "excuse me"

I wanna feel what the 50 year old couple making out at the bar is feeling

whoever has my voodoo doll please make her be nicer to her boyfriend

@beccahoelzl HAHAHA

@hooplaur us

@theresa_marie13 HAHAHA I think so

Kid I babysit 5 days/week just told me “if it was weren’t for me you wouldn’t have a life” hurtful but not untrue