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@WillHelmsMan @Starbucks_Tony_ @BitchinHitchin @GWR @thecomet24 @JournoDanM @hitchinnubnews @Danny_D_Pearson £10.5m on hair a year in Hitchin

@Starbucks_Tony_ @BitchinHitchin @GWR @thecomet24 @JournoDanM @hitchinnubnews @Danny_D_Pearson If you want to get proper nerdy about it, if everyone (per establishment) got monthly hair cut at say £25 a trim, it works out about £21k revenue per month or about £262k revenue a year. Pretty good money in hair, innit.

So there we have it: Hitchin has 40 hair shops/salons/boutiques That must be a record for a town in England? @GWR @thecomet24 @journodanM @hitchinnubnews @Danny_D_Pearson @BitchinHitchin

@Lauratobin1 @metoffice And the wettest?

🌡️ You may be surprised to know that May 2024 is one of the warmest on record (full @metoffice stats out later)

Produced most of my favourite music growing up #rip pitchfork.com/news/steve-alb…

@honestburgers Korea, Seoul.. looks mega

🍔 New monthly special dropping tomorrow… Who can guess where we’re taking you? 👀 We will pick 1 person who guesses correctly at random & send them a voucher to try it. 😍

Where are we headed next week? We'll give you a clue:🌷🚲 🖼️ The first 3 correct answers win a prize.

@Jira Amsterdam

@TitusPlus morning, I’ve got a number of door hinges that continue to snap even with light usage. Is this something you can help with?

This year's DORA report is now available for download. 1/7 #DevOps #DORA cloud.google.com/devops/state-o…

@davefarley77 Rivalled only by non-production

If the requirements really were “Non Functional” why would we bother working on them? It's a terrible name for something that can be incredibly important. 📽️➡️ youtu.be/4aHKsolzCv4

@EqualExperts @davefarley77 I’ve been saying this for years. How to make something sound not important.

"I HATE the term non-functional requirements" 🙄 Is how @davefarley77 starts this week's episode of #ContinuousDelivery (sponsored by @EqualExperts). In this update, Dave is discussing why it is a terrible name and why are they treated differently ⬇️ hubs.li/Q023yhxx0

“We’ve gone Backstage — This is how we use it on our Digital Platform” #backstage #johnlewis #devex medium.com/john-lewis-sof…

This afternoon I slept and dreamed it had all slipped away , that we were all ambling to the funeral of life . We were sobbing over Swallows and Small Coppers , crying about Cuckoos and porpoises , choking and gasping about rivers and meadows . And when I woke up . . . the world was on fire

Oppose Current Plan for Hitchin's Highover Farm Development chng.it/hSzrbTQN via @UKChange @Cllr_E_Dennis

Love ❤️ Slowdive

@petecheslock It’s not a tools problem it is a people problem setting the industry back 10 years. Kubernetes didn’t create your problem.

Kubernetes has single handed set our industry back a decade. Companies are going to die because they spend more time “managing Kubernetes” than building a product.

We won Best Retail at the MACH Impact awards last night. Massive achievement building our Digital Platform and rebuilding Johnlewis.com. Feels like a culmination of a journey with new ones beginning. #MACHTWO #johnlewispartnership #jlpjobs machalliance.org/mach-impact-aw…

My daughter has deleted my profile on Netflix!  “don’t worry” she says you “can just watch mummies” @netflix 😱 #netflix

@supertanskiii @andybolton Should be declared sponsorship including person, company and country of backing. Then declared on the ballot paper 📝 (possibly too lengthy but at the polling station).

Read this and tell me if you think Jacob Rees-Mogg is a traitor or a patriot: He is reported to have received £22k in donations from Crispin Odey who has repeatedly profited from betting on the collapse of the pound, the failure of British firms, and rocketing energy prices. His donor, Odey also made millions from investing in a Russian mining company owned by a Russian oligarch close to Putin and by betting on oil and gas price spikes after Russia invaded Ukraine. This has contributed significantly to the cost of living crisis we are facing which has been made even worse by government inaction. Mogg and the Conservative government are traitors. Their vested interests are their primary concern.

@sainsburys Sorry no nectar card or barcode on the flowers now 😬

@hornbyrob Could you pop over a picture of the barcode area please? Could you follow the link to DM your Nectar card number, full name, address, postcode and email? I'll look into this for you. Thanks, Douglas. twitter.com/messages/compo…

@sainsburys day 2 of my guaranteed 5 day tulips 🌷 already sagged leaves dying off. Pricking didn’t work.