John Crook

@oluwacarta @eurofootcom World Cup. That's what Harry deserves. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@eurofootcom I hope he win the Champions League before he retire from the beautiful game.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🥇 In Europe's top 5 leagues, Harry Kane (32) is the TOP goalscorer. ✅ He has 28 goals in 23 Bundesliga matches. Top numbers. He was also honoured by Bayern before their match today for reaching 500 career goals. 👏

@elonmusk @POTUS @FLOTUS What you guys talk about?

Had a lovely dinner last night with @POTUS and @FLOTUS. 2026 is going to be amazing!

@elonmusk Annoying I have to subscribe to follow you on X. Full disclosure... I wanna talk to you about the Yudkowsky/Soares book.

Codename for Grok Imagine 1.0 is …

@PiNetworkUpdate 1600+ stolen by GDTNGIKFG74IC2LIJ3FLHB534DBMJIOBWH4RVEGATFOM5X2Y5FH7GTXQ this morning.

PCT are keeping track of scammers

@3YearLetterman @elonmusk Oh and @elonmusk I reckon "soccer" will also be the biggest sport in solar system over the coming decades. Am I right? Dibs on the national side on Mars being called Mars Rovers.

@3YearLetterman @elonmusk Dudes just trollin. If I was to hazard a guess, I'd say Rugby has more fans that American Football. But proper football ("soccer") is proper stratospheric. No1 sport on the planet, for sure.

To be clear, I support the left half of the Republican Party and the right half of the Democratic Party!

Got this in for Christmas. One of my faves. And it's peaty? Is it misbottled? Gonna return it. @jurawhisky

@SimplyRedHQ If life fails to give you lemons....

@Kent_Online Wow. As if they didn't already have enough publicity. Mission accomplished. #romaniitedomum

Video has emerged of fireworks being fired at the Dartford Crossing where two protesters are currently suspended from. Full story below 👇

@3YearLetterman @elonmusk Enjoying the 'My football is bigger than your football' spin-off convo. Guys, it's not about the size of your football...

Ed Balls.

@heedwardspoetry @DonaldJTrumpJr Check out Snopes before posting, dude. Wanting to believe and knowing are different things

@DonaldJTrumpJr Here's some more truth @DonaldJTrumpJr 👇 good ole 1998

Time for some Truth!!!

@WNEP Go monkeys! Go!!!

A trailer carrying 100 monkeys collided with a dump truck this afternoon just off I-80 near Danville. According to state police, four of those monkeys got loose. The PA Game Commission is looking for the monkeys.

On Naomi Osaka...she has said that she has mental health issues. That's good enough. The objection is about floodgates. Other players and money. Let's just consider this as a human issue and stick 2 fingers up at the money men. #bbcqt

Switzerland for me. Dramatic. #Eurovision

@DominicRaab World: this has damaged your reputation in our eyes. China:

China’s decision to ban BBC World News in mainland China is an unacceptable curtailing of media freedom. China has some of the most severe restrictions on media & internet freedoms across the globe, & this latest step will only damage China’s reputation in the eyes of the world.

@bbcquestiontime Xmas brings out a sense of entitlement in ppl. I know there's no easy fix. But family isn't just for xmas. Let's focus on keeping ppl safe and reconvene in a vaccinated future.

@HonestFrank @carolkirkwood @carolkirkwood such a pro!

@carolkirkwood I almost called the police when I heard!!

That will teach me to try and say joggers and dog walkers in the same sentence!!! Sorry! 😩xxx

@BBCBreakfast re: Vectaerovenator Inopinatus. Sounds to me like you could benefit from the services of my former employer, the BBC Pronunciation Unit.

@fotoole @ciarakellydoc @IrishTimesOpEd It's gone far beyond that sort of logic. For many, if not most, it's a principled stand: "we want Brexit becoz we voted for Brexit."

@ciarakellydoc @IrishTimesOpEd How could they object to democratic elections to the parliament whose sovereignty they claim to be defending?

Fintan O’Toole: Ireland can stop a no-deal Brexit. Here’s how irishtimes.com/opinion/fintan… via @IrishTimesOpEd