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@flushingitgolf Surely the tour has allowances for sufferers of 'Time perception and autistic spectrum condition' . Outrageously discriminatory.

Multiple PGA Tour winner Garrick Higgo has been stroked 2 shots for being late to the tee for his opening round of the PGA Championship. He was on the practice putting green but was not within the area defined as the starting point at his starting time. Rule 5.3a has been applied by the PGA of America.

@swaggolfco You 7 iron dummies. Its a 3 wood..... All par 4s still two shot holes. Can run chips and still putt. No brainer

you can only carry one club in your bag for an entire round. which one?

@TourSwingsTommy Shit

Heard someone say there’s a direct correlation between your handicap and the amount of time you wear your glove while playing and I can’t stop thinking about it. (You’re disqualified if you never wear a glove)

@Fit_For_Golf Unfortunately, 90% of scratch golfers played at a high level as teenagers. Starting young is the no. 1 requirement. If starting at a later age, having well above average hand eye coordination and problem solving skills might get you in the other 10%.

Getting to scratch⛳️ In my experience: Advice from Scratch & Plus Hcp’s: “It’s mostly about increasing your GIR and avoiding big misses leading to penalties” Advice from Higher Hcp’s: “Spend ~75%+ of your practice time on chipping and putting” (Tip: use a strokes gained app)

@Sammy__Edmund Do you think Voss and co left him out there (old school style) to make an example and humiliate him for turning up in an unproffessional condition. Seen it happen in bush footy.

Carlton statement: "The Carlton Football Club can confirm that Elijah Hollands has been admitted to hospital this evening. "While the Club acknowledges the public’s interest, it again asks that the privacy of Elijah and his family be respected. "This request for privacy extends to the media to please not report or speculate on Hollands’ location and private health information."

@rtralphy Looked alcohol affected to me. Too late to breathalyse now. Assume he's brought in a drink bottle of vodka (less likely to smell it) and had two belts. One before the game and one at half time. His anxiety must have been off the charts, poor bastard.

Did the AFL independent doctor at the game order a target test of Elijah Hollands? That would be a fair question yeah?

@thwacknicklaus Arse sag

It’s here.

@InsideTourGolf Fleetwood tin top line. Respect

Which one suits your eye? These are 6 iron top lines for some of the world’s best golfers.

@kanecornes Pay for the man's AIDS test and move on.

How many weeks for wiping your own blood on an opponents face?

@ranmasaotome96 The original 'Colonial Stadium' wouldn't go down too well these days. Wominjeka!! 😄

Fuck off, they actually named it that.

@tony_debolfo Hey your right Tony, only happens to soccer players... Get out ther ya dirty bludgers.

Happy to stand corrected, but according to Dr Google: No VFL/AFL footballer has been recorded being directly hit by a lightning bolt on the field in 130 seasons of competition.

@bryan_johnson 100% chance of getting a parasite of some type from them. Compromised gut health or years of fun and happiness ⚖️

I'm thinking about getting two dogs. What breeds should I consider?

@Thomo_Grant What's your take on leaving Pendlebury off for the first 20mins last week and now Elliott? Innovative, desperate or over coaching?

That’s as blatant 50m as I’ve seen

@RickShielsPGA +2 in US 0 in UK 3 in Australia 👍

What do you think my handicap would be?

@TheBarmyArmy The man did have manners. Would have been appalled seeing a lady on the end off a shovel.

This story never gets old. Shane’s pond ❤️

@MyGolfSpy Imagine Karsten Solheim seeing we are now calling his ultra forgiving, perimeter weighted putter a blade.😄

🚨 Traditionalist Trigger Alert 3,540 golfers answered. 66% use a mallet. The blade vs. mallet debate might already be over. 📊

@AnthonyKim_Golf Shit Hot Tone!

Thank u GOD Thank u sobriety Thank u 2 my few close friends& family NEVER GIVE UP❤️ 1% BETTER

@ewanports @MarkAllenGolf @TalkBirdie_ToMe @KingstonHeathGC

So, which major gives AK the special exemption first? I’m tipping PGA Championship but wouldn’t it be immense to see him at Augusta National.

What the? #LIVGolfAdelaide @livgolf_league

20 deep in aus for Tony K!!!!!!!!!!!#LIVGolfAdelaide