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"Boyfriends are temporary; cashmere is forever." @CarsonKressley #TheBachelor

Dear @AmericanAir Flight 1863 from IAD to DFW is the reason I choose to normally fly frontier or spirit…if I’m flying premium prices I shouldn’t have to deal with these antics… I just want to go home 🙃🙄 #absolutetrash

The easiest way to not be disappointed flying anywhere on Christmas Eve is to put your expectations 6 ft under. Been at @DFWAirport since 10am for a 12:30 @AmericanAir flight…delayed 2x & now boarding at 4:30. I’m lying on the floor next to a trash can…Merry Christmas!

#buffering #PaulTyson

Jesus fucking Christ. We are not aborting children in the 9th month or executing them after. Unless you count school shootings. #Debate2024

“Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people…clearly he is still having a hard time with that.” I am fucking dead 🤣🤣🤣 #debate2024

The original #hawktuah girl…#titanic

Hey @oncor, you are fucking useless…I’ve been without power for the last 3.5 hours, reported my FULL outage numerous times but you can’t seem to keep my report because when I check on the status you tell me there is no outage…tell that to my dogs who have no AC… #trash

Not me screaming at the TV after the newest episode of 9-1-1.

I am now only referring to tampons as “devil sticks” because I am deciding to choose chaos. #happyshinypeople #duggarfamilysecrets

THIS RIGHT HERE. 👇👇👇 #PumpRules

Betray him?!? HIM? The worm with a mustache?! BETRAY HIM? #PumpRules

Whenever Tom Sandoval turns on the water works, I just… #PumpRules

To the incredibly old man who just plopped a squat in the chair next to me at #fortworthnissan: TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS OFF. Jesus fucking Christ.

It may be my hormones or the wine, but the season finale of #911LoneStar had me bawling like a baby.

Sooo when #rachel made that toast at her birthday about these people being her core friends…one of them being the woman she wrecked her home…ugh ma’am WHAT?! #VanderpumpRules #Scandoval

Welp that didn’t age well…#scandoval #VanderpumpRules

I have been on some pretty gnarly @SpiritAirlines flights, but #263 out of DFW to Philly has so far taken the cake. Whoever is the main gate agent is probably the rudest woman I have ever witnessed. It’s too early to be that mad at life and projecting it on everyone else.

When you are hanging up from FaceTiming your mother & you tell her + your dad to say hello/goodbye to their grandcat: “awww Tigger!” “There is my buddy” “look at that face”. This is how I know I am an #eldermillenial

I spy with my lil eye a certain weather shaped necklace round this man…sir pot calling kettle black in this clip #VanderpumpRules #Scandoval

I am not crying at the end of #1883 I am not. You are. #damnyoutaylorsheridan