Rowdy 🧊

Assuming the Astros are out of the race in July, would you trade Yordan? I'm on the fence because I love watching him hit, but that trade could be a catalyst to the future golden era.

Stop what you're doing right now and look at Tuve!!!

@TheBoyThe6 He’s changing the definition of “soon” singlehandedly.

@ProCatchYT @DraftKings @DraftKings figure out a way to be available in Texas plz. Thanks

@houSTROnian You can bet UFL on most major betting apps especially on @DraftKings

Official attendance for tonight's Houston Gamblers game is 0. The Gamblers next home game is April 26th against the Aviators.

@RangerApologist @astros Why don’t you tell us 😎

HOWS THE WEATHER DOWN THERE!??!! @astros 😭😭😭😭😭

@Dexerto Little Bud

Bud Light is launching limited-edition mini cans in a collab with Post Malone Each can contains 213 ml (7.5 oz) of beer

@SSt3ak 2018 Redsox:

The AL west is the funniest division in sports history TEX: history of sexual assault to minor leaguers HOU: largest scandal in recent mlb history LAA: murderers their own players ATH: literally homeless SEA: the most bottom dwelling franchise in American sports

Me When Marathon Is Calling To Me After Work

@JON_GUERRA9 Someone remove his rights to challenge immediately

Joey loperfido be like

@TexansCommenter Get this dbz slop tf outta here lol

Blessan or Stressan⁉️

@astros @PrizePicks Priiiiiiiiizepicks???? What in the rigged sports

Will the wave happen more or less than three times at tonight's game? #ChaseTheFight x @PrizePicks

I think every single Astros pitcher lives next to an electrical substation.

@JulioIsKing44 A random post made for the irrelevant Astros 😂

Are the Astros the fakest team in all of the MLB? 2017: trash can scandal so WS doesn’t count 2022: Weakest playoff field of all time so WS doesn’t count 2025: Proved to the world that they are frauds 2026: Same story The Astros really are irrelevant

Get ready to unlearn English buddy #chasethefight or pitch or SOMETHING

@eyyankees Not October built 😂

Jazz Chisholm JR. on early season struggles “It”s cold, it’s literally all it is… I’m not using it as an excuse. As soon as the weather heats up, I heat up, that’s what it is… it’s hard to function when you can’t even feel the bat.”

@BrickCenter_ Him: “….my other friend has a job….” Her: “Yes you do. Yes you do. wtf are you talkin about”

Bro was YAPPING and she was NOT having it 😭 "What the f*ck are you talking about?"

@brian_t97 Being back to back champs isn’t bigger than 2017 😎

Lmao a lot of Dodgers fans in the comments are bitching at George. Like I said, they could win 10 straight titles and would still bring up 2017 on a regular basis 😂

So we’re not done… Trent just needs to not jinx us.