Seth Payne

Deep Dish. A Chicago dog is just a salad dumped on top of a hot dog. Lunatic behavior.

I have an uncle who would routinely steal my nose when I was a child and I hope Pablo gets to the bottom of that soon.

Espada can’t let this crap with Cam’s challenges continue. Be a leader, damn it.

@michaelbeck I specifically said that I wasn’t talking about quantity over quality.

When you say you like quantity over quality @SethCPayne you are applying that specifically to the offensive line, right Seth? I know you sure don’t mind quality over quantity on the defensive side of the ball; specifically, the defensive line. And I think you’re talking only about the NFL, because I know you don’t like quantity over quality on the starting pitching staff. 😀😀😀

Going back to last training camp, new QB Coach Jerry Schuplinski was very involved with QB C.J. Stroud & the room in general. His experience as a previous QB coach combined with having the relationships in the room likely made HOU feel comfortable making the change.

I tell rookies all the time, you simply MUST coordinate your surgeries and parole violations. Thats just what professionals do.

From the @astros on Arrighetti: Among all AL pitchers with at least 35.0 innings, Arrighetti ranks second in ERA (1.88) and third in opponent average (.176), and despite making his first three starts at the Triple A level, Arrighetti ranks tied for third in the AL in wins (5).

The MOST nuanced C.J. Stroud take via @brandonkscott:

@JamesRoyNFL Rage bait. Disregard.

You saw the Texans defense and said, “Surely a W”? Ball Knowledge has left the chat.

@MrOptimisticHou @TheCoreyBarrett Yeah, I hadn't really considered it until I saw Jags fans complaining about having to play a really important game on a semi-neutral site. They lose that genuine homefield advantage in what would have otherwise been a game in Jacksonville.

@TheCoreyBarrett @SethCPayne said this morning losing home field advantage for them is way worse than us having to travel over there

I don't like it.... But let's go

@SamMonsonNFL @ked_smith @JojoKiffinNFL 🤣

@ked_smith @JojoKiffinNFL @SethCPayne Reel literally begins against 3x All-Pro Penei Sewell.

It’s gotta feel like trying to block a hologram

Derek Stingley Jr. in coverage since 2023, per @NextGenStats: 🔺46.4 completion pct allowed (1st)* 🔺49.7 passer rating allowed (1st)* 🔺46 passes defensed (1st) 🔺14 interceptions (2nd in NFL) @HoustonTexans | @stingjr

#Texans have signed sixth-round receiver Lewis Bond to a four-year, $4.64 million deal that includes a $266,830 signing bonus, per a league source

Lmao so true 🤣

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@SieversLuke @TexansCommenter Brett Kiesel is only here to chew bubble gum and defeat run blocks, and he's all out of bubble gum.

@SieversLuke @TexansCommenter A lot of it depends on if you are in get-off mode or read-and-react mode. Sprinters stance vs. lock this MFer out. Definitely want a flatter back if you are reading and reacting.

Stance is one of the most underrated technique details that can make a gigantic difference. Wright and Okam are great coaches

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