Seth Payne

New #Texans guard Wyatt Teller on making the transition to right guard in Cleveland. This is why I'm not as concerned about him making a transition back to left guard as I would be for other older players.

TFW when you think there's some merit to crypto but you definitely don't want discuss it with your buddy who's deep into crypto.

@MCRamTech1 @SeanTPendergast I was just mimicing the way that character would have reacted. "Bone-for-tuna? I'm gonna kill him."

@SethCPayne @SeanTPendergast Lol! No sir. I Just like that show. Bobby Cannavle crushed it!

In hindsight, this is how I should have responded after I hit @SeanTPendergast in the eye with that Tide Pod.

@jgpetten @SeanTPendergast 😂

@SethCPayne @SeanTPendergast This is how OG sounded!

@MCRamTech1 @SeanTPendergast What the hell is that supposed to mean? Are you insulting me? 😂

@SethCPayne @SeanTPendergast Best Villan In The series

It's a two-year, $23 million max value for Wyatt Teller with a $16 million base value, per a league source @KPRC2

The #Texans have agreed to terms on a two-year deal with G Wyatt Teller, sources tell me and @RapSheet. A three-time Pro Bowler with the #Browns, Teller finds a new home in Houston.

@joharhoustontx @SeanTPendergast I retired 5 years before Wade Phillips was hired by the Texans

@joharhoustontx @SeanTPendergast Wade Phillips wasn’t the defensive coordinator.

@anthonyhaley Did you even look at the photo underneath the headline? I’m just tryna see somethin.

@SethCPayne Have you considered the possibility that maybe there are people who do not want a beach at spring break? I'm just tryna see somethin.

Ah, yes, that's my favorite bayou beach to hang out at downtown. Glad people have discovered it.

@RobHTX78 You didn’t even look at the picture before you typed all those words

@SethCPayne The bar is that low for your fellow native Northerners. Families aren't going the crowded beaches where the parents went on Spring Break while in college so they just need somewhere warm.

@Sdotmorris3 Yes, that was the joke. It's multiple bayous.

@SethCPayne The police have been finding dead bodies in the bayou for at least the last two years.

@Sdotmorris3 You're going to have to be more specific

@SethCPayne the one with all the dead bodies in it?

@MauroOnTheMic I ike that he's wearing a headband so you know he's a real basketball player

@MauroOnTheMic 😂

@SteadtlerA58435 😂

@SethCPayne Gators, do your thing.

@blackitachisan Some poor bastard is gonna decide to book a beach vacation in downtown Houston based on this photo.

@SethCPayne Like there’s just 0 reason to ai generate this picture 😂

@effortlessslant That's how they serve the drinks!

@SethCPayne Is that the one where the dead bodies keep floating up?