Jack Sparrow

22 years later and this entry still gives me goosebumps like it’s the first time

@mitchlafon It’ll sort itself out. Everything is so expensive, gotta pick and choose wisely. Gas & food or concert tickets?

Concert tickets are too expensive. What’s the solution?

Let’s go run us a fucking pennant.

Red Dawn had every kid in 1984 turning their neighborhood into a battlefield. Bikes, BB guns, forts… we weren’t scrolling, we were “at war” till the streetlights came on.

Fun fact: at any moment the ~100,000,000 Americans who own roughly 600,000,000 firearms can tell politicians to just $!@& off. So far we've been very patient.

@BarrelHatchet Yes, in the next 4 months..

I have a feeling we are in a timeframe that’s right before a “Pearl Harbor or 9/11” type of event. Anyone else feel that way?

Leave Burrito King the fuck alone. Thanks.

@Breaking911 What's so "secret" about it ? I've seen it posted about 20 times today.

🚨 NEW: The U.S. Government secretly registers the aliens​.gov domain name.

@_LostTribes_ @travisakers @sarahadams Thank you

@hrdrock2 @travisakers @sarahadams Stars and Stripes are reporting it

NEW: Explosives found in a laundry truck have prompted the closure of Sheppard Air Force Base in Wichita County, Texas.

@travisakers @sarahadams When did this happen? Not seeing anything else about it yet

@rawsalerts That story has been circulating for at least 10 years

🚨#BREAKING: According to a retired U.S. Air Force launch officer he claims that UFOs had disabled multiple nuclear missiles after appearing around a Montana base where he was stationed decades ago.

@chiIIum This should have never gotten national media coverage... 1000's of people go missing everyday and not a word is ever said about them! Wake up, this was just a distraction for something bigger going on.

Not even 48 hours after Nancy Guthrie was taken from her home, the Pima County Sheriff called off the search and rescue mission and told the public there was “no cause for concern.”

@ScotPollard31 @HawaiiFootball Perfectly said Mr Pollard

“It was like a job”. Understand that when you get paid millions to do something that it IS a job. Expectations come when paychecks are involved. That’s how employment works. Very glad my 18 year old understands this concept playing/working for @HawaiiFootball #BRADDAHHOOD

@Rothmus Sign me up.. but I kinda gotta be the captain

@901Lulu This should not be a story… hundreds of people go missing daily and they never get news coverage. This is all a distraction for something bigger going on, stop feeding into the bullshit.

The FBI is not planning on releasing the new photos that were recovered from Nancy Guthrie’s home anytime soon. Just glad to have confirmation that more of them exist.

@__An6el__ Not everything is a conspiracy

more Charlie Kirk bs…. #CharlieKirkshot

@pearlythingz Most women don’t know how to cook

Most men over 35 don’t need a woman to cook for them and would rather do it themselves

@JacobLanierWx How cold is it going to get ??

Around 2-3pm ish, although moisture is looking less at this point. So looking more like some morning/midday sprinkles to flurries/snow shower in the evening. Still very high winds. #KCwx

@tmsilverman And knife

Wallet ✅ Keys ✅ Pistol ✅ Phone ✅