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@PitchingOutside @ESPNcricinfo The boy is a monster!

@ESPNcricinfo My boy is competing with MONSTERS 🥵

Fastest to 400 runs in an IPL season, by balls: 𝟭𝟲𝟳 - 𝗩𝗮𝗶𝗯𝗵𝗮𝘃 𝗦𝗼𝗼𝗿𝘆𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶 𝗶𝗻 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 🔥 188 - Andre Russell in 2019 195 - Abhishek Sharma in 2024 197 - Nicholas Pooran in 2025 200 - Glenn Maxwell in 2014

@NglMaya Jon Brandon Rickon Tyrion Aegon Aemon Euron Victarion Theon Balon Aeron Drogon Viserion Balerion Bronn Jon Connington Marillion Baratheon Dondarrion Bolton Emmon

My sister is pregnant and she's looking for a baby boy name that ends with "on" Help her out before her husband suggests megatron again 😭

@CaptainJawZ Additionally, the apartment was occupied by Sheldon and Leonard for long time when their paycheck might not been great. Sheldon just didn't want to change.

everyone trying to explain it, and missing the episodes where she hids from the landlord because she hasn't paid rent in several months lol and the many many many mean spirited jokes from sheldon about her not paying for food, cable, internet, and the credit card debt that leonard paid for

I bet I can think of one exclusion or exemption...

@1vinci6le You must be living in parallel world during covid vaccination in India!

Thanks to Covid. He was able to mint through vaccines (Covisheild & Covovax). In 2020 Cyrus Poonawala net worth was 75000 Crores, by the end of 2023 his net worth was 2.6 Lakh Crores. While Neighboring countries like Pakistan & Srilanka gave their citizens Covid Vaccine at free of cost India sold the medicine to it's citizens. Especially giving it to the elite first & later on to normal public.

@ANI Liquid LPG 😢

LPG vessel, Shivalik, arrived at LPG terminal Mundra Port today with a total quantity of 46,000MT. 20,000MT will be unloaded at Mundra, and 26,000MT will be unloaded at Mangalore. The vessel is carrying the liquid LPG ordered by IOC L. (Source: Adani Ports and Special Economic Zone Limited (APSEZ))

Wife explaining her husband's job to her close friend. Wife: "He sells software to companies." Her friend: "Oh nice, like apps?" Wife: "No. Big software. For running whole businesses." Friend: "Oh, like Microsoft?" Wife: "No. A German company. SAP." Friend: "What's SAP?" Long pause. Wife: "Well.... It's… hard to explain. Basically he flies somewhere, finds whats broken in their business, spends 18 months with fixing it, and then everyone panics on this thing called go-live or something." Friend: "And they pay him for that?" Wife: "Sometimes they fire him first. Then they call him back." 35+ years in this industry. She nailed it in 90 seconds.

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@CricManjit @IamSanjuSamson 6

Predict Sanju Samson's score today vs New Zealand in the Final. The closest one will get Rs. 2000 Google Pay from me.

@iNikhilsaini What she said it about the songs which get popular quickly. And she is not wrong. However, the good Punjabi music exists beyond flex. But those good songs also don't become famous. Such sad taste we have developed for music.

For many who discovered Punjabi music recently, it may look like it is only about flex and grooves. But Punjabi music has always had many dimensions. Even someone outside Punjab who grew up listening to Amrinder , Alfaz Sartaj and many more knows the depth and poetry it carries. Bollywood just picked the flex and groove part because that sells today. For them it has never been about understanding the culture, only copying whatever works.

@MissB53 Seems to be a propaganda either from pharma industry or protein shake manufacturers. Eggs are absolutely cheap and best.

This headline. THIS HEADLINE. 🤦‍♀️ “Eating just ONE egg a day increases your risk of diabetes by 60%” I need everyone to sit with that for a second. I eat 6 to 12 eggs a day. Every single day. For the past year. And in that same year I: 🥚Reversed type 2 diabetes 🥚Reversed insulin resistance 🥚Reversed sleep apnea 🥚Stabilized my blood sugar 🥚Balanced my hormones 🥚Eliminated perimenopause symptoms 🥚Lost 140 pounds 🥚Got my brain back On EGGS. Beef. Bacon. Butter. This is exactly the kind of fear propaganda that kept me sick for 47 years. Headlines designed to keep you terrified of real food so you keep buying processed garbage and prescription pills instead. Eggs are one of the most nutrient dense foods on the planet. Complete protein. Choline for your brain. B12 for your nervous system. Healthy fat for your hormones. The yolk alone is a multivitamin. They don’t want you to know that. A healthy population is a terrible business model. I was headed for an early grave. Eggs didn’t almost kill me. Believing this kind of nonsense almost killed me. Never again. 🥚🥩👑 Ready to stop being lied to and start actually healing? Free tools in my bio! Your second chance is waiting.

Hi @TheOfficialSBI, please improve your AA integration with Finvu!

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@ajeetbharti Om Shanti 🙏

नमस्कार मित्रो! आज प्रातःकाल 4:30 पर माताजी ने देह त्याग दिया। आप सभी की प्रार्थनाओं ने उसे बहुत संबल दिया, जिजीविषा दी परंतु भगवान की इच्छा कुछ और थी। आप सब मेरे परिजन की भाँति इस पूरे समय साथ खड़े रहे, उसका आभारी हूँ। मेरी माँ, हर माँ की तरह, मेरे जीवन का आधार थी। उसी की कृपा ने मुझे शिक्षा की ओर मोड़ा, उसी ने पिताजी से जिद कर-कर के मुझे दिल्ली तक पढ़ाने को भेजा। मैं चाहता था कि वो लम्बे समय तक मेरे साथ रहें, परंतु लिवर सिरोसिस जैसे रोग लगभग असाध्य ही होते हैं। अंतिम दिनों में कुछ कष्ट में थीं, और वह मेरे लिए असह्य अनुभव था। आप सब ने इस कठिन समय में मेरा सहयोग किया, मेरी माँ के लिए प्रार्थनाएँ कीं, डॉक्टर और हॉस्पिटल बताए, मैं इसे भूल नहीं सकता। अब उनकी सद्गति हेतु प्रार्थना कीजिए! ईश्वर उन्हें मुक्ति दें! ॐ शांति!

@Sillycorns I can pay $0.99/year for ad free WhatsApp

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@TwinkTheory When one is incapable of passing good lessons and culture to next generation, he/she resorts to such theatrics. Money can be used to build great things only if it's in abundance.

The way these people view inheritance is so strange and anathema to normal impulses. Middle class people work their whole lives in the hope of leaving their children a tiny nest egg of some kind, they know what financial insecurity feels like, being one bit of bad luck away from losing it all. I can’t imagine being this wealthy and flinging my family into this reality.

@KimDotcom To get direct access to Arctic region (Greenland sea, etc). Artic is melting bcoz of climate change and that region will not only open new resources for the world but also sea routes. USA is looking 50-100yrs in future. Security is just a facade, like Venezuela.

Help me understand. Isn’t Denmark a NATO member? So if Greenland is a part of Denmark an attack on Greenland by Russia or China is an attack against NATO and would trigger Article 5. So why does the US want Greenland? What Trump says doesn’t make sense. Help me understand.

@Indiamymuse Solving a problem with doesn't exist.

India's first airport with smart trolleys 🫶🏻

@ScottAdamsSays You Won Big, Scott. You'll keep changing the world for good long after you're gone. Rest in peace.

A Final Message From Scott Adams