harald stangeland

Magnus just has so many trumps in this position. So many he'll build a wall, deport some illegal pieces and maybe grab Sergey by the #####

Looking good @LFC. But can we have back our workwear now...?! Best regards Norwegian Public Roads Admin. #2pl #Liverpool #PremierLeague

We must secure our borders to ensure the England team don’t get back in.

9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.

Premier League Prediction 1 Liverpool 2 Couldn't 3 Give 4 A Fuck 5 If 6 I'm 7 Really 8 Honest 9 Everton

@akalven haha, love it!

I'm sitting next to a lovely German girl. But I just said 'Our defence was much better in 1940.' #Fail

Carl Espen når du ikke vil synge i kjole så kan du ha det så godt. Du vil ikke nok. #uproft #flaut

Vi som er mest opptatt av sport har ikke fått svar på spørsmålet - Hvor fort løp han fra bilen? Er han i form?

@akalven luckywin