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@AzPetrich That’s Joe Allen in the first picture.

Just a reminder for Christian's celebrating Easter this week. Jesus looked like the guy in the first picture - not the second.

@KatKanada_TM @InspiringPhilos Can we just move away from adult males in 2026 talking about a young girl and when she hit puberty?

Christian destroys Muslim in debate. @InspiringPhilos

@goalsside Not the first if they were 1-0 down. How on earth is this country hosting a WC.

🚨🚨| Lionel Messi scores the first goal at Inter Miami’s brand new $1 billion stadium. What a header! 🤯👏

@WelBeast 3 in 3 soon come.

Knocked out of 2 cup competitions in two games in a row.

@pmcafrica @mattreeves90

Wth 😂 🤦‍♂️

@ranzafc This is horrendous.

We deadarse scored 0 against this Liverpool team in 180 mins

@StillFeechi @MrPigdenLOBO

Salah’s liverpool career

@aestheticsguyy Rhonda.

I would like to immediately know where this is

@iluminatibot Same reason the work week never decreased despite phones, computers, emails and now AI.

Explain why our electric bills never decrease, even though we have swapped to all LED lights, energy star appliances, built massive solar and wind farms.

@nayibbukele Just pray they don’t find gas and oil off your coast!

Ah, but remember, they live in a “full democracy” and we live in a “dictatorship”. 
I’m sure the people who make the freedom and democracy indexes will be updating them immediately.

@UKBackintheDay2 Unbelievable story telling.

26 years ago today, Craig David released 'Fill Me In'

@FabrizioRomano @MrPigdenLOBO imagine being 3-0 down and not having a player who “think outside the box”. Ideally you’d want a player who can circle back, understand what KPI’s are required and be mindful of the difference they can make in Q4 with the tailwinds of Q3 still available.

🚨 Liam Rosenior on summer plans: “Bring in players with emotional stability, different characters who can, in difficult moments, understand what is needed to win”.

@FabrizioRomano @TheAthleticFC Same agent who signed him on an 8 year contract?

🚨💸 Enzo Fernández’s agent Javier Pastore: “Given what Enzo is capable of today, he deserves much more than he’s currently earning…”, told @TheAthleticFC.

@PolitlcsUK Bloody middle aged white men.

🚨 BREAKING: Three people have been charged over the arson attack on the Jewish community ambulances Hamza Iqbal, 20, Rehan Khan, 19, and a 17-year-old dual British-Pakistani national will appear in court tomorrow

@Pivot2Centre Tall old bus.

Be in London. Take route 11 bus. Try to be the first one to board, get onto the upper deck and take the front row. Thank me later!

@sturgios My brother in Christ, the packaging has lines on the inside so you know the weight you’re cutting.

This is the worst example of shrinkflation I have ever seen- Butter has been sold as 250g/half a pound since the dawn of time. Cooks learn to judge its weight by sight because of that Now it’s quietly reduced to 200g a packet. That’s like siphoning 20% out of a pint of beer!

@NASAEarth @Astro_Christina Why are the lights on during the day?

That's us! 🌍 The Artemis II crew captured beautiful, high-resolution images of our home planet during their journey to the Moon. As @Astro_Christina put it: "You guys look great."

@DearS_o_n Trust the process, Arteta will save you.

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now?

@TheGriftReport £25 for 5 50g in Hong Kong. Costs about the same to fly 13 hours and have a little holiday than buying at a corner shop.

Over half of UK smokers say Keir Starmer’s latest tobacco tax hikes will drive them straight to the black market. From October, packs of 20 will cost another £1.21 and hand-rolling tobacco jumps £2.54, pushing legal prices even higher. 57% admit they’ll hunt for cheaper illegal fags; 48% say they’re more likely to buy them outright. Black market already costs taxpayers £2 BILLION a year and funds organised crime, trafficking and violence. Illegal packs sell for as little as £5.

@JDRP1995 @KopFinest What?!

@KopFinest He was actually doing an impression of someone else here 🤣

Bank holiday. Always reminds me of this piece of art. Have a good one ☀️