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Here is the kind of information the average conservative now consumes without a second thought

@aklingus I'd like to imagine a world where Wes Anderson and Joss Whedon both jump off the same cliff and spare us the misery of overspent self-aware cuteness masquerading as original filmmaking

@spywhozagged @RepAndyBiggsAZ @marklevinshow Trump also endorsed Oz. Why didn't you mention that?

@RepAndyBiggsAZ @marklevinshow Levin and Hannity exposed themselves as Uniparty Rinos when they threw Kathy Barnette under the bus and endorsed Oz.

This is the guy @marklevinshow is promoting for Speaker. A winning way to save the country. Whatever McCarthy offered him must be good.

This was the Republican candidate against Ilhan Omar

@StuffForSisters @EdmundSmirk Maybe consider why your worldview only makes sense when applied to fairy tales

@EdmundSmirk Libs' fantasies about how the world works would get a ride awakening if they ever spent one December walking in Santa's boots.

Americans are dreamers too!!! Let’s take care of them for a change.

@CristyBednarz @MaureenLS @kimKBaltimore Read it again. He said "All rules."

@MaureenLS @kimKBaltimore You KNOW HE WAS ONLY TALKING ABOUT THE RULES THAT ALLOW CHEATERS AND FRAUDS TO RETAIN POWER even after the truth is found out, right?! NOT THE ENTIRE CONSTITUTION, YOU LIAR! Talk about selective editing! People with reading comprehension skills can figure it out!

President Trump never said he wanted to terminate the constitution, why are members of the media so dishonest? What do they gain?

@MattWalshBlog Phones allow children to call for help if they're being approached or harassed by perverts. Interesting that Matt is against helping children avoid this. 🤔

It's actually legal to give a seven year old a phone with unrestricted internet access. It's crazy that our laws allow such abuse.

It's incredibly obvious that we should not allow the sale of smart phones to kids. They're addictive and cause massive amounts of harm with little benefit. A serious country would ban them rather than looking on helplessly while a generation is turned into fat, depressed zombies.

@willmenaker Dan Yell Steel

JG Ballard Philip K Dick Jim Thompson

@IAMTOMMACDONALD I drive with my friends in the car I try to play your songs they get MAD at me, I say This is my car I play the music I like But they say your songs are not even music they are like listening to the smell of burnt hair ☹ ️They say real music sounds good and your songs don't

I see that #Brainwashed is trending so I’mma just leave this here youtu.be/zCBNwGHPZ2M

@TheBabylonBee You should ask Santa to bring you a writer who is funny

Linus Van Pelt Banned from Community Theater for Reciting Bible Verse babylonbee.com/news/linus-van…

@DailyCaller The fact that DW has to frame this headline as a question tells you how fraudulent this "outrage" really is

They were censoring information? dailycaller.com/2022/12/02/bid…

@MattWalshBlog Conservative babies whining about baby rides being changed out for different baby rides

They're closing down the ride because it's "racist" somehow and replacing it with something based on a black Disney princess. Disney is even race-swapping its theme park rides now. White guilt is a mental illness.

@david_j_roth What they can never reconcile is the idea that normal people find Republican stances so odious they will still choose to vote for a party they don't particularly care for

Obviously Trump is a prissy old gossip and thought Biden's son being an addict would be scandalous enough. His people pushing it, the Giuliani types, are washed old drunks. But also there's this corps of grifters and maniacs who'll come up with some perverse shit, mostly for fun.

This all makes sense to me, and obviously these aren't the smartest or hardest-working guys in the world, but I keep thinking about how even the people trying to sell this never really posited a clear idea of what was on there. They left that to the fans. x.com/davekarpf/stat…

@nofrawdulents @RandomResell @bennyjohnson @elonmusk What, beyond learning that political campaigns on both the right and left were getting Twitter to remove material, do you think was revealed?

@hugebigtime @RandomResell @bennyjohnson @elonmusk You think that sums up the Twitter Files? You really that much of an NPC or just a bot?

In case you need just one meme to cover all the @elonmusk news that broke this weekend

@Lietdansnewlegs @JennaEllisEsq What part of the constitution was violated?

When have we ever tracked and counted the number of people testing positive for colds in winter, and tried to justify shutdowns and mandates because roughly 0.03% may get complications? Petty tyrants.

@Lietdansnewlegs In what way? Has it been revealed that officials knew exactly what COVID 19 was, and the effects it would have?

@TheBabylonBee Do you need help writing your jokes guys

She’s Back! Aunt Jemima Signs 12-Year Contract With Doritos babylonbee.com/news/shes-back…

@bennyjohnson @elonmusk Imagine being brain-broken enough to know what those faces are

@EndWokeness lol keep coping