Hunter the Bounty Dog

“I asked ChatGPT” Yeah, well, I asked Jeeves.

@vintagemapstore The Straits of Horror are home to a colony of Lovecraftian monsters.

WWI propaganda map depicting the United States as a colonial outpost of Germany and the Central Powers

Marriage is 80% love, 20% “why are you standing so close to me while I’m doing this.”

Why did I wake up in the middle of the night and write down "an obstacle course but make it AI"

There should be a limit on people you know with the same name. No reason for anyone to know more than one Tina

My lesson plan for the substitute:

On the bright side, we all know where the Strait of Hormuz is now.

@jaysonyork I like to think they have a six-sided die that has words on each side like “Life, Grace, Bridge, Hope, Wake, and Elevate.” Then another one with “Point, Harvest, Meadow, Lake, Fellowship, and Community.” Roll it, name it!

Unpopular pastoral opinion #18 The modern method of naming churches is so, so dumb The Well Energize Church Water’s Edge (I’ve lived this one) I don’t know the solution exactly, but I also know that these seem so contrived and fake

One day you're young and cool, the next Amazon is sending you a deal they think you'll like and it's a soup ladle

My son on why Caleb is his best friend at kindergarten: "He doesn't really speak English, so we can skip all the talking and just get right to the karate."

whoever said, ‘just brush your teeth at night so you won’t eat,’ is a liar. i just end up brushing my teeth 6 times a night now

in my 20s "it's so late" meant 2 am In my 40s "it's so late" means it's 7 pm

Inventor of running: What if getting somewhere made you tired and miserable.

@kristabellerina 3 years with Starbucks. That word came up not one time.

Be honest, who knew coffee cup sleeves are called “zarfs”?

@dadmann_walking 🤣

Really you guys? 😂 I muted that tweet last night. comments got dumb AF. 😂

Wife: You ok? Me: Yeah, why? Wife: You just sighed. Me: Oh, that's just a sound I make all the time now, for general existence reasons.

I’ve been preparing my whole life for this.

What is the HOA going to do about the noisy kids who keep coming into my house and demanding dinner and calling me mom

Inventor of diets: how can I get rid of this warehouse of rice cakes?