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@TChid32633 @advocatemahere Saka uno crosser nemota 🙄🙄🙄

@huruyadz @advocatemahere Ndo driver wangu handi crosse road netsoka

🔸Takabvunza CV mukati takashata. Zvinzwirei mega. We need new leaders.🇿🇼

Nampak Writes Down Zim Operations by R136 Million and Exits, Citing Need to "Eliminate Risk equityaxis.net/post/19116/202…

GHANA might just be the giant of Africa.

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 7:30 p.m. after work. His wife begins screaming at him while his friend just sits and listens. Wife: “My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas, and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?!?” Husband: “Because he’s thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo!”

Hanzi stop complaining about the problems of Zimbabwe, start your own thing be an entrepreneur 👍🏾so we did. amount of money I lost yesterday because of Econet 🙌🏾😂 you cannot outwork your environment

@TChid32633 @advocatemahere Kana dziri pfungwa dzaunoshandisa ku crosser road uhmmm Mwari arikushanda overtime

@advocatemahere This is where you lose it, with the elitist mentality, so money changers are not capable. I know money changers with degrees.

There is a General who died some few years ago. He had $4 million in Mauritius and a mansion in Dubai. He fell sick in Zimbabwe from "Covid". The healthcare system could not save him. The same thing that happened to Makamba's son. We once calculated the amount of money Mugabe used for his trips to Glen Eagles in Singapore, he could have built a hospital that took care of him, his cabinet and locals but NO, he preferred to use more than $10 million in Singapore. Ginimbi was burnt in his expensive car for hours with no Fire Brigade in sight. They flaunt their ill-gotten riches and smack on our faces but they fail to realize is that the basics that everyone needs are absent. When they need them, sometimes that money won't save them. A functional healthcare system is good for everyone. We have to get rid of Mnangagwa and his cabal!!!!

An American tourist went on a trip to China lWhile there he was very sexually promiscuous and didn't use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States he woke one morning to find his tool covered with bright green and purple freckles. Horrified, he immediately went to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and told the man to return in two days. The man returned a couple of days later and the doctor said, "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it". The man looked perplexed and said, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc". The doctor answered, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis." The man screamed, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!" The doctor replied, "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice." The next day the man found a Chinese doctor, figuring he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examined his tool and proclaimed, "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease." The guy said to the doctor, "Yeah yeah, I already know that but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my tool." The Chinese doctor shook his head and laughed. "Stupid American doctors, always want to operate. They make more money that way. No need to operate!" "Oh Thank God!" the man replied. "Yes" said the Chinese doctor. "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself! You save money."

@freemanchari It sounds fictitious until it's your turn. I lost a son (my brother's 14 year old) exactly 2 weeks ago, the Ambulance which was supposed to ferry him to Shurugwi District Hospital had no fuel. Fuck whoever is defending nonsense. I'm not a ghost account. This is serious

5 million tonnes! Zambia’s biggest ever maize harvest. My fellow farmers, we keep working. Bally

@bosskimhucci Good music

1. Holy Ten gave us Micheal Magz and Saintfloew. 2. Jah Prayzah gave us Baba Harare, Andy Muridzo and Oriyano 3. Bling4 gave us Runna Rulez 4. Macheso gave us Tongai Moyo 5. Mudiwa Hood gave us Stunner 6. Va Winky D gave us…………..?

Ini zvekunzi maZimbabweans are educated handizvi bvume ini. Most of y'all really move weird.

A little boy parked his bicycle nearby the Capitol building. A police officer stopped him and asked, "Why did you park your bicycle here? Don't you know about this building? There are many important politicians, congressmen and women, governors, lawyers, governor's mayors and presidents that frequent this building." The boy replied innocently, "Don't worry, I have locked my bicycle."

After 25 years in the liquor business, Tom quits, buys 50 acres in remote Alaska, and lives in total peace with no visitors for six months. One day, there’s a knock. A huge, bearded man says, “Name’s Lars, your neighbor from 40 miles up the road. Having a party Friday at 5. You should come.” “Sounds great,” says Tom. Lars starts to leave, then adds, “Gonna be some drinkin’.” “No problem—I can handle that.” “Probably some fightin’, too.” “I get along with folks—I’ll be fine.” “Maybe some wild sex, too.” “Even better!” Tom grins. “What should I wear?” Lars shrugs. “Don’t matter… just gonna be the two of us.”

Zambians, today in our City of Ndola we shall file in our nomination papers to Contest as Member of Parliament For Dag Hammarskjold Constituency. The Copperbelt Province is clear on sending progressive MPs to Manda Hill. Our supporters in our 3 wards are ready !!

@SokoCindy @enkudheni @BaShonaBaShona @bosskimhucci @Cde_TakeItEasy @ChaibvaG @ChambatiLevison @FeresuShashie @CMukungunugwa @Tinoten53374277 So why is Wicknell not saying it’s AI generated? Instead he is getting his wife and her mother arrested for leaking it. This is the problem of trying to spin for someone that you don’t know.

@CrimeWatchZW @MaiZuKitchen So how do we identify this ninja 🤷🤷🤷

PLEASE SHARE🙏| Missing Somali citizen in Zimbabwe - Zamzam Adan Warsame Please share this information about a missing Somali citizen, Zamzam Adan Warsame (also known on her Kenyan passport as Zamzam Abdi Hassan). Zamzam was 16 years old in 2013 when she left Nairobi, Kenya, in the company of smugglers, on her way to the United Kingdom. She travelled through Jomo Kenyatta International Airport on Ethiopian Airlines, with stopovers in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia, and Harare, Zimbabwe. The last time she was heard from was on 18 August 2013 at around 4:45 PM. While at Harare International Airport in Zimbabwe, she called her brother, Abdulaziz Adan Warsame, and said she was waiting for a British Airways flight to continue her journey to the UK. Later that same day, she also called her mother, Hasna Adan Hirsi. After that, no further contact has been made. The smuggler who was travelling with her said he left her at Harare Airport after giving her a UK passport belonging to another girl who looked like her. She was reportedly using this passport to continue her journey to the United Kingdom. Investigations suggest that she may have been detained in an unknown country after leaving Harare. Her devastated family is urgently seeking information regarding her whereabouts. Her immediate family members include: • Mother: Hasna Adan Hirsi • Father: Adan Warsame Jimcaale • The wider Warsame Dhagoole family based in Mogadishu, Somalia. Anyone with information regarding Zamzam Adan Warsame is requested to urgently contact: Abdulaziz Adan Warsame Phone: +252 618051122 Please share, your support could be the key to reuniting a beloved daughter, sister, and family member. See less