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@The_Only_Barbie Why is this conman relative? He and wife were found guilty of bank and tax fraud. They donated to Trump and he pardoned them.

How come ⚫️ parents don’t have this much initiative with their daughters?

@KeruboSk He couldn’t stop thinking about her finding out he was cheating.

My boyfriend drunk-called me by accident. He didn’t know I could hear everything. I listened for few minutes, never told him what I heard. At first, it was just laughter… then her voice,soft, close. I froze, but I didn’t hang up. I heard my name, not to me, but about me. Then, in a quiet pause, he said, “She’d hate this.” “Then why are you here?” she asked. A beat. “Because I can’t stop thinking about her.” My heart stilled. The next morning, he texted like nothing happened. “Did I say anything?” I smiled at my screen and replied, “Nothing important.”

@atrupar And no one calls him out on it.

Trump is out

@MysterySolvents Why is he at Graceland?

Trump’s super secret leg issues are getting bad!!

@SierraGypsy1 @TheHitMan1776 @imriona He didn’t, because he’s not. He thinks he’s a comedian.

@TheHitMan1776 @imriona It’s called ‘labia majora’. What kind of doctor did you say you were?

i understand now why people bathe w/ bar soap instead of body wash

@Mappy6984 She’s happy, that’s what counts. It looks grey now. I don’t know why dark roots became so popular.

How'd he do

@Susanne_Smith1 @mymomcare @HolleyKris43231 I still have mine from the 80’s and it still works. Also, I got a new one this year for Christmas. I was feeling nostalgic and looked them up online. Take a look you, wouldn’t believe it. Pricey, but still fun to have one or two.

@mymomcare @HolleyKris43231 I'm sure it can be done. I owned a clear Swatch watch in the 80's lol

🤔🤔🤔

@mymomcare That’s why there are settings on your toaster.

@InternetH0F Looks like yoga to me.

There's no recovering from this

Sen. John Kennedy admits on Fox News that the Republicans and Democrats reached a deal to fund TSA, but Trump said, “No. No deals with the Democrats.” Kennedy says, “It would have worked. We could have had TSA paid by the end of the week.” This is the Trump shutdown!

@daviddunn177 It was a waste of ketchup.

If this was a real assassination attempt. Secret Service would have rushed him off the stage. They let him stand there out in the open, raise his fist in the air and say the word “Fight!” three times. I knew the moment it happened that it was staged.

@luxemiaa How is saying good morning “checking in”? He’s showing interest.

A man got my number and IMMEDIATELY started with daily “good morning” texts before we’ve been on a date. I’m absolutely sick to death of this shit, so I nipped it in the bud. How’d I do?

@Miclaonist762 @its_The_Dr Cary Grant

@its_The_Dr Weissmuller and Scott old movie stars one Tarzan one Cowboy . By today’s standards they look gay?

I bet 95 percent don’t know who Both of these guys are.

@FieldsPina91366 @NCBiologist @its_The_Dr Polite? Far from it.

@NCBiologist @its_The_Dr I was trying to be polite, that is what they were called back then.

@FieldsPina91366 @its_The_Dr A fairy? You’re another FAKE Christian. That’s derogatory.

@its_The_Dr Yep Carry Grant and Scott . Cary Grant lived with him for a while, don't ask me for how long. Scott was a fairy

@EricMoses_m 60’s is not old. That’s not even retirement age. Total presence? I would hope so. Go have a conversation with someone in their 80’s and 90’s. That’s old, yet some are very active and still driving.

Two nights ago, I was at a bar just nursing a drink when I saw this man in his 60s. Total presence full head of white hair, very poised. We happened to be drinking the same brand, so I moved over, exchanged some pleasantries, and just asked him straight up:

ICE is in airports & seems to already be profiling & detaining travelers.

@The_Chidimma She trying to prove a point and the kid is suffering. That’s really long hair too.

@iLizzyBee As he should. The mom is irresponsible

This kid is bullied and called a girl in school because he has a long hair. And instead of cutting the hair like the boy asked, the mother insists on keeping the hair and making a video of the distressed little boy!🤦‍♀️

@ThoughtCrimes80 Call the professionals with hazmat gear.

She is the daughter of hoarders, and is now tasked with cleaning the home she inherited. I will never understand how people live like this. 😳😬