Matt Garrett

@premierleague Why the hell should we have to play on a Tuesday night to accommodate CHEATSKI for their semi final the following weekend- why’s it our problem. Absolutely fuming

Fixture amendments for teams in the FA Cup semi-finals have been confirmed 🗓️ Take a look at the new dates for your diary...

@WasAcop @afneil I thought this was AI - but it’s true. Can you believe it - I’ve checked to the actual SI which exists here legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2013/2588…

🚨 Keir Starmer’s secret pension perk that regular workers can never get. In 2013, as DPP, he got SI 2013/2588: a custom “Pension Scheme for Keir Starmer QC” that is tax-unregistered. That means his entire 2008-2013 pot dodged the Lifetime Allowance cap (then ~£1.5m) and the 55% tax hit normal people pay on excess savings. Plus full inflation uprating under the 1971 Act — guaranteed. You? Pay tax on every penny over the cap, with no special rules or loopholes. Elites write the rules for themselves. Starmer’s “one rule for me” pension is proof. Hypocrisy level: maximum.

@afneil I’m wondering if McSweeney had just watched the Wagatha documentary and thought how absurd to lose one’s phone in the North Sea - what’s more plausible 🤔😂

There is no dispute — it was his government phone.

@afneil If it was his phone he shouldn’t have been conducting government business on it. If it was a government phone it would have been backed up I believe is the protocol

This whole McSweeney phone theft business is beginning to stink. The timing is incredibly convenient for a government that wants to cover up. Why did McSweeney report the theft to the police himself?Surely Downing Street security should have been immediately alerted — and they would handle it from there. Did McSweeney want to establish a record of him reporting it? Why did McSweeney never correct the police when it was clear they thought the theft had been in the East End and, of course, it happened in Westminster. Did McSweeney relish the confusion? Why did McSweeney not make clear the national security significance of it being his phone to the police? Was he worried they’d then take it seriously, unlike most phones thefts?

@the_LTA Any news please on the Wimbledon ticket resale that was meant to have opened at 10am today for Advantage members. Had nothing to login since the email last week - and the LTA site and MyWimbledon nothing either! Plus the Customer Service section is the exact opposite!!!

@Ed_Miliband 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

5 things we’re doing to help tackle the cost of living 👇

@MikeKeegan_DM @KieranMaguire Should be renamed ‘Cheatski’ perhaps? 🤔

🚨CHELSEA: THE FALLOUT 😡Furious clubs have already demanded explanation from Premier League bosses over punishment 🔵Everton fans planning major protest at Saturday's match v Chelsea dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…

@KieranMaguire One bonus of playing them tonight - is that at least we won’t have to clap them onto the pitch when they become champions 🤦‍♂️

Watching Arsenal win tonight up there with some of the most memorable Terry Griffiths v Cliff Thorburn 35 frame snooker matches.

@CrossCountryUK @alexmcknight Great attitude. Perhaps just get some cattle trucks in - as that’s how you appear to treat the paying customer. Actually they’d probably be treated better - an absolute disgrace

@alexmcknight If you didn't have a seat reservation, no compensation would be due as seats aren't guaranteed with the ticket alone, as per National Rail Conditions of Travel. ^SR

. @CrossCountryUK Manchester to Birmingham and then Birmingham to Exeter today. Both massively over crowded passengers stood for hours all through the train and vestibule areas. Get some bigger and better trains! It’s been like this for years #Sardines #GreatBritishRailways

@Brian__Owen I think a good start, good middle and a good end would help!

Fabian Hürzeler hopes for a happier Sunday afternoon at the Amex than last time. A good start to the game will help. Video report from his press conference. #bhafc #brighton

@peterkyle Clueless 🤡

Retail sales are up. Investment is up. Productivity is up. Business sentiment is up. We’ve still got a way to go but we’re heading in the right direction. thetimes.com/business/econo…

@Ed_Miliband 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

2/ Richard Tice is an avowed climate sceptic who wants to "wage war" on good British jobs. Someone with such extreme and dangerous views should never be put in charge of Britain’s energy security.

1/ Reform’s energy surrender plan would sell out our energy security to fossil fuel interests, trash the countryside with fracking, cost hundreds of thousands of clean energy jobs and cause bills to skyrocket.

@Ed_Miliband 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

@peterkyle @Keir_Starmer What investment into the UK. Not seen any detail yet

Back from my visit to China with @Keir_Starmer feeling optimistic. We’ve secured billions of pounds of investment and export deals for the UK. Including tariffs halved on Scotch whisky. That’s investment that will be felt by communities across the country.

@AndyNaylorBHAFC Kostoulas so good he play in two positions at once - or has he got a twin! Certainty hope so 😂

The main attacking choices as things stand. #BHAFC Wingers: Minteh, Mitoma, Rutter, Gomez No 10: Gross, Rutter, Kostoulas, O’Riley, Gomez No 9: Welbeck, Kostoulas, Rutter Add Kadioglu, De Cuyper, Howell, Oriola as wide options.

@wearebrighton My take - we should start Milner in the next two games avd sub him off after a minute so he gets the record and we can play the rest of the games without the tension of when he’s coming on - which I think is what’s causing the loss of concentration in the players! Joking 🤦‍♂️

Who cares about Brighton conceding an injury time goal for the second game running? James Milner is a step closer to the Premier League appearance record and that is all that matters 👏 #BHAFC

@AndyNaylorBHAFC And actually what is the point unless he’s injured? pPerhaps start Milner next 2 games and sub him off after a minute so he can get the record - and hopefully we can move on

@AndyNaylorBHAFC As soon as this happened I thought oh he we go!

Milner for Gross (96th minute), 1-0. #BHAFC #BHAEVE

@AndyNaylorBHAFC Should be back for Man U at home then 🤔

A fresh injury doubt for Saturday's home game against Everton. #BHAFC A small injury for Diego Gomez in training. Fabian Hurzeler says it's a wait and see regarding the Paraguayan's availability.

@AndyNaylorBHAFC Another Sussex player leaving

Brighton midfielder Joe Knight is joining League One promotion contenders Stevenage in a permanent deal. #BHAFC The 20-year-old made one Premier League appearance as a substitute in the closing moments of the 3-0 home win against Leeds in November.