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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 All female attendees of #UFC329 will be given a rape whistle upon entrance due to Conor McGregor and Gable Steveson fighting on the same card. (Per Source: @arielhelwani)

@PicosBarber @arielhelwani Mastered the art of perfection for this post 😭

@HappyPunch 🥸🥸

Jon Jones couldn’t stop clowning Daniel Cormier after seeing him hump Alex Pereira 💀 “Were they f*cking each other?!”

@CapitalTega1 @Home_of_Fight Awful take + crazy cope Only excuse for Khamzat is the weight cut definitely drained him, and he was supposedly preparing for LHW according to Khalil. It definitely had a negative impact on his performance to say the least. But that's nothing to discredit Seans performance over🤷‍♂️

@Home_of_Fight Bad moment for UFC . This cunt talks too much and he’s not even tha good 😭😭😭. We all know Khamzat is more of grappler but he still punch u more . Can’t wait for him to lose this belt

😂 Sean Strickland still had some sh*t to say about Khamzat Chimaev who shot a takedown after pointing down for a 'man dance': "Let me tell you, Chimaev. You motherf**er. Did you see in the 5th round what he did to me? He pointed on the mat and said 'Let's give people what they want'. I was like 'Okay. I trust you, the guy who kicked me in the balls'. So I put my hands up, and he f**kikg shoots on me." 🎥 @Home_of_Fight / @JakeNoecker

@THATBOYMMAGURU Taira man 💔

LETS GOOO SEAN STRICKLAND! #UFC328 NEVER DOUBT AN UNDERDOG SEAN STRICKLAND HE BEATS UP ON CHIMAEV IN ROUNDS 2, 3 AND 5 FOR A VERY CLEAR 48-47 DECISION WIN! Shut down the grappling early, made it a vintage jab teep fest and peppered up the face of Chimaev HE DID IT BOYS! USA!

@LFC_Della This is genuinely just how MMA twitter accounts are, near enough every single fucking one. Only one that seems to be genuinely real and have a self operating brain is @qpe

Holy bandwagon gimp

@qpe People are taking this seriously man 😭🤦‍♂️

Why didn’t Jack just do this?

Good job Nutella cake #ufcperth

@Fikris_diary @THATBOYMMAGURU Went with Louie “underdog” but yeah I had the exact same sneaky suspicion he would just swing wild from the start and maybe find an early KO to save himself

@iVloIent @THATBOYMMAGURU You're right man I should've known 😭. I just taught with the threat of being cut he'd come out swinging and get a 1st round ko. Fuck me 🤣🤣

It begs the question #UFCPerth How the actual fuck did Tai Tuivasa drop Ciryl Gane

@Fikris_diary @THATBOYMMAGURU Why are you even betting on Tai to win after his last performance.. 😭

@THATBOYMMAGURU Mf ruined my parlay, they should just cut him at this point.

@THATBOYMMAGURU Shitfest

TAI TUIVASA LOSES AGAIN FOLKS #UFCPerth Another 3 rounds of Tai sludging around on the canvas unable to stop takedowns To be fair though Sutherland literally had a deep bag of tricks I didn't expect, crafty Boring fucking fight, 2 walruses humping eachother for 15 mins. YUCK

@G0dfatherofeth @Teslimatttt Great to know you’re not watching the show you decided to comment on 😭

@Teslimatttt Nice way to think..but if it were that way...mark would be able to beat thragg by now w the amount of beating Im don chop

Since Allen the Alien gets stronger after taking damage, why doesn’t he injure himself or have Invincible or Omni-Man beat him up to power up?

@noodly_panda @MayorMkCheese @risversed “You guys are only proven” Amazing work Mr. Writer. Humble yourself and put down the keyboard, or pen. Put yourself down while you’re at it too. Weird ass furry down-breed.

@MayorMkCheese @risversed So far you guys are only proven that you don’t know how to grasp the vocabulary I’m using. This is actually quite sad.

just realized english doesn’t have a word for smells nice like you have stink or reeks for smells bad, but nothing for a good smell

@central838 @THATBOYMMAGURU Yeah I seen he just said he “felt mercy” Kinda annoying in that aspect considering theres a chance he doesn’t get a shot again especially anytime soon, this being his 4th. Unless he just gets complete Gane treatment that is. Fucked it for himself ig

@iVloIent @THATBOYMMAGURU Jiri couldve finished the fight but he wanted to give respect and let ulberg throw hands and ulberg got the killer shot. His own fault. i feel bad for the bettors

THEY CALLED ME CRAZY! BUT I CALLED IT PERFECT PAULO COSTA PULLS IT OFF ON MURZAKHANOV WITH A VINTAGE PERFORMANCE DUKING IT OUT WITH HIM AND FINISHES WITH A NASTY HEAD KICK TKO! #UFC327 The body kicks, striking defense, LIGHTER MAN SKILL FOLKS! COSTA ENJOYERS WE ARE SO BACK!

@central838 @THATBOYMMAGURU Fair play 😭 Don’t know what Jiri was fucking thinking at all just trying to lick Ulbergs glove anytime he threw a counter while injured. Shouldve just let Ulberg come to him and let the round play through but it’s whatever 🤦

@iVloIent @THATBOYMMAGURU Did warn you

Welp what else can I do? I gave my heart and soul

@THATBOYMMAGURU WE had holland by sub 😭 FUUUUUUUCK

Kevin Holland wins 30-27 over Randy Brown Great low kicks from Holland early, he didn't land much after that but Brown kept throwing himself into bad positions and not hustling for a win at all on the feet Never threw his right past round 1 and Holland out worked him #UFC327

@THATBOYMMAGURU Volkov gets robbed ~ No overturned decision * Was told they would “do whatever they can to make it right” {BLATANT ROBBERY} Padulla had a clear win and solid performance ~ Near enough immediately overturned to an undeserving draw in favour of Mederos {Robbed of win.} Genuine BS

They jsut overturned this shit to a draw what the fuck is wrong with the judges recently how hard is it to read a fucking scorecard Bullshit scorecard anyway but this is so unprofessional, unreal #UFC327

@Luffyzoldyck4 @vaxildanenjoyer @haterscarlett How does a mf even see whatever the fuck you saw 😭 You right man you need a lobotomy..

who knew solo queuing a team deathmatch on valorant at 2:49 am on a random night would change my life #valtwt