I

@drhossamsamy65 You're a fake Arab.

⛔️Scenes showing the Sultan of Oman distancing himself from the Emirati leaders‼️

@jennyprxo Date? I married one, an absolute gem!!

Why does no one want to date a big girl?

@VividProwess You people lie even where it's impossible to. It's a genetic thing with you lot.

Israel did NOT put 60 Palestinians in a garbage truck. The reality is that 60 Palestinians hid in a garbage truck and tried to sneak into Israel to murder Jews. This lie is going viral — please share this so people know the truth.

@kerubo_hillary @Bernah254 Errrrrrmmm... No. You really should look them up ☝🏿😉

Huawei phones somehow disappeared from the chat, yet they used to have some of the best phones in the market Crazy part is… it wasn’t even about quality They just got cut off from everything that made them easy to use

@ny73419 @Ian_San254 Just do what's right and it'll go well with you.

@i_mentat @Ian_San254 Si kurahisi ,ni wewe ukae ngumu banae

Some Kenyans are natural thieves. Dere anatoka Simba cement na 640bags. Anafika site na 540 bags, nikimuuliza 100bags zimeenda wapi anaingia kwa mfuko ananipee 30K. I decline the cash nikamwambia arudie simiti kwenye ameacha. Sasa ananitusi mjinga juu nimekataa pesa...😏

On the shores of Lake Victoria, where the morning mist still clung to the water like a secret, two fishermen prepared their boats before dawn. Kidera and his cousin Omondi had fished these waters together since they were boys, but their minds worked in opposite currents. Kidera was the average man. Big-hearted and hopeful, he trusted every promise the lake whispered. When the fish buyers from Kisumu arrived and said, “This season we pay top price—double what we gave last year, my brother. Just bring us the big catches,” Kidera’s eyes lit up. He worked harder, borrowed money for better nets, and stayed out longer. Words felt solid when spoken with a firm handshake and a smile. Omondi, lean and silent, trusted patterns instead. He had spent twenty years watching the same lake, the same buyers, the same seasons. He kept no diary, but his memory was sharp as a hook. He noticed how the buyers always made grand promises right before the Nile perch run, then mysteriously lowered prices once the boats came back heavy. He remembered how they praised the fishermen’s hard work when fish were scarce, only to disappear when the catch was plenty. Patterns never changed their rhythm. One humid morning, a sleek new buyer named Otieno arrived in a shiny pickup. He gathered the fishermen under the mango tree and spoke with passion: “My company is different. We offer fair prices, instant payment, and a bonus for every boat that brings over 300 kilos. No middlemen tricks. This time, things will be different!” Kidera clapped loudly. “Finally! Someone who understands us!” He immediately upgraded his engine on credit and convinced half the village to sell only to Otieno. Omondi listened quietly, then asked one question: “Last year another buyer promised the same. He paid full for the first two weeks, then started deducting for ‘transport damage.’ What makes your pattern different?”Otieno laughed. “My brother, don’t be suspicious. Trust me.” The season began well. Boats returned full, and for ten glorious days Otieno paid cash on the spot. Kidera sang praises all the way to the bank. Omondi said nothing. He simply noted the dates, the weights, and the sudden new “quality inspection” fees that appeared in week three. By the fourth week, the pattern completed its familiar circle. Otieno claimed the market had crashed, started paying half the promised rate, and blamed “global prices.” Fishermen who had borrowed heavily now owed more than they earned. Kudera stood on the beach with empty pockets, staring at his debt papers. That evening, under the same mango tree, Kidera found Omondi mending his old net by lantern light. “I trusted his words,” Juma said bitterly. “He shook my hand. He looked me in the eye.”Omondi tied a tight knot and spoke softly. “Average fishermen trust the sweet talk because it feels good in the moment. Smart ones watch what happens when the boats are full and the buyer holds the money. Patterns never lie, cousin. They repeat like the waves—promises at the start of the run, excuses at the peak, regret at the end.” Kidera looked across the dark water where lanterns from night fishermen flickered like distant stars. For the first time he saw the lake not as a generous friend, but as a teacher of hard truths. The next season, when another smooth-talking buyer arrived with new promises, Juma stood beside Omondi. He no longer clapped. Instead, he watched. He asked about past seasons. He checked old payment records from other villages. When the buyer’s pattern began to match the familiar rhythm, Kidera politely walked away.The lake kept giving fish. The wise fishermen kept their nets intact and their pockets safer. Because in the end, the water, the buyers, and life itself never lied about their true nature. Only the words did.

@mbiti_mwondi How much does your father make? Attach proof.

Every self aware man 27 years and above should be making atleast a million shillings a month. If you ain’t it’s either the system is fucking us up or you’re lazy no in between. Think deep about it you’ll realize I am right!

Mnaona awa wote, jilted lovers and orphans of the UDA administration, they’re just as bad if not worse than those they used to work for. The closest they should get to power is where they currently are - outside of it. 🚮

@moneyacademyKE @IanMwangi2000 @korir_raphael Bullshit Moe. It has to be within the law and within reason, both mathematically and economically. Hii politically necessary nonsense peleka kwa bin🗑️ 🗑️

@korir_raphael The solution is procedurally illegal, mathematically inconsistent with the VAT Act, but politically necessary.

Something doesn’t add up tonight. VAT changes must go through Parliament under the VAT Act 2013. Any change beyond 25% of the tax rate can’t be applied first. It must be approved within about 15 days. Anything beyond that goes against the law.

Destroying the @InternetArchive's @WayBackMachine would be the equivalent of the burning of the Library of Alexandria - one of the worst losses of knowledge in history. Media giants are now threatening to do this. We can't let this happen. Pass it on.

@chrisxz9055 @Thebestfigen You're a fool.

@Thebestfigen Why wouldn’t you call the police, and they determine he either is committing a crime, or more likely has a mental disorder that he needs help for? A lot of people seem to think violence is the answer. This is the wrong answer, helping the man is the right choice.

The guy who was punching women passing by was taken aback when he received punches from a kind-hearted man who was also passing by.

@mariaxxnn Let them be together. Families are best kept together you know?

MEN: your wife got pregnant by another man by mistake. as a good husband, what will you do?

One Term. That’s all it took this man to wreck education,cripple healthcare, weaken security, loot minerals,balloon debt,kill jobs, and turn corruption into a full-time government department. Cleaning up this mess will take years. Alafu unaskia mtu hatumii akili akisema Tutam.

@LensVibe Little wonder she was kidnapped. She's d.u.m.b dumb!! She has trouble with basic instructions and has no sense of self preservation how do you get into another vehicle and not hide in the back after spending an eternity leaving the one you were kidnapped in!?

Mission successfully completed ✔️💪

@Voice_Roy @Geukaanikubrand He's state bro. Guys are yet to figure it out. Even that Mihr chap.

Money Academy, looks like you are now laundering state propaganda instead of teaching financial literacy. Stop using Orwellian doublespeak. You do not 'cushion' a struggling household by increasing their electricity bill. Cushioning means absorbing the blow, not handing the bill to the victim. You are conditioning Kenyans to accept an abusive extraction by wrapping it in the language of care. We see the board.

Kenya’s government creates a problem that didn’t exist, then offers a solution that doesn’t solve it.

Lakini kwani how much is enough??? Unaiba mashamba. UnaKata Miti kwa Misitu ukiuza. Unataka Nairobi Hospital. Unakula Pesa ya Mafuta. SHA inaibiwa ukiletewa. Kwani how much is enough ???

KRA thinks business runs like a high school business studies example: Register a company. Inject 1M capital. Sell to John on credit. John pays in 2 weeks (of course). Need to expand? Just go to the bank Business runs smoothly 12 months a year. Employees paid on time. Taxes? PAYE sorted. Meanwhile in reality: delayed payments, zero cash flow, expensive credit, and you’re still expected to remit taxes on money you haven’t even received. But yes… “comply”

INSIDE RUTO’s GLAD EVIL SCHEME TO BUY KEMSA PROPERTIES ALERT: ALL 14 KEMSA PROPERTIES UNLAWFULLY CHARGED TO KCB BANK – A TICKING TIME BOMB FOR PUBLIC ASSET THEFT! KEMSA top bosses have been ruthlessly pushed to charge ALL 14 properties owned by KEMSA – critical public land housing regional supply centers and drug depots across the country, including the Nairobi Industrial Area KEMSA Depot at Commercial Street and the Embakasi KEMSA National Supply Chain Center – to KCB Bank for a shady commercial loan. This is a blatant unlawful grab of public assets! The loan is clandestinely supposed to be repaid via SHA remittances – the SAME SHA SYSTEM THAT IS NOT WORKING! With counties refusing to pay and Level 6 hospitals as unreliable customers drowning KEMSA in debt, KEMSA WILL CERTAINLY DEFAULT. This is no accident – it's a calculated trap! The glad scheme is crystal clear: Force default, trigger auctions, and let Ruto and his cronies swoop in to buy these prime public properties on the cheap! Last we checked, KCB is a commercial bank, not a government lender. Yet KEMSA bosses were directed to approve this facility in April 2025 WITHOUT ANY PROCUREMENT PROCESS as required by law – all on punitive commercial terms. KEMSA, a non-profit government agency, has ZERO capacity to service this debt amid massive unpaid bills. Wakenya, WAKE UP! This is another well-choreographed SALE OF PUBLIC PROPERTY. Soon, we'll be forced to buy essential drugs at exorbitant commercial rates from a private bank cartel. STOP THIS THEFT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! @Kemsa_Kenya @DCI_Kenya @KCBInKenya @EACCKenya @C_NyaKundiH @KenyaTreasury @KTNNewsKE @lynn_ngugi1