Sir Akilliam Shawton

Every move counts

Mother is getting older. Father is getting tired. It’s now or never bro.

You know what? Thank God for waking me up again.

keeping a low profile until life makes sense again

when life is difficult but you’re a man so you just hit this pose for a while

You know a man has hit rock bottom once he starts going for walks and appreciating simple things in life.

A lil family time neva hurt

-get jacked -crush it at work -marry an honest woman (with a good body) -keep things fresh so you smash like it’s the hooking up phase -travel the world -watch good movies -avoid complainers -eat healthy (90% of the time) -call your friends for no reason -host banger dinner parties -overpay for good concert tickets -have monthly movie nights with people who make you belly laugh -and if you’re ever feeling down remember you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

top life tip: literally nobody is thinking about you. you are barely perceived. nobody is observing or regarding you.

Today needs to be over now

my walk pass game hella lethal hoe idk you

Tired

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

Moving gotta be top 2 worst adult responsibilities ever