Ambitious Jay

@AfcGabeast 😂😂😂😭😭😭😂

Gotta stay away from her type cos she n@sty asf 😂

Back in uni, a friend of mine initiated me into liking big yansh. It was an obsession for him, soon, he transferred it to me. That’s one thing about INFLUENCE. You can be influenced and you wouldn’t know it. We would sit on Unilorin walkway and every second, he’s tapping me to see. Suddenly, that became what I liked. I would never be with a lady without big yansh. It’s big yansh or nothing. This trend continued in my life until I met Yewande. Yewande classified herself as “slim thick”, that was my first time of hearing such. She was slim, but down there, it wasn’t huge but it seemed loaded somehow, can’t explain. Yewande would do everything all the big yansh have never done to me. Yewande will take me to places I’ve never been before. Soon, I left the group chat of “big yansh” association. I entered a group chat where you just have to keep your mind open. Personalities and skill matters. God bless Yewande.

The most exhausting, unspoken burden on men in modern dating is that they are expected to be the sole architects of the relationship. A man is expected to initiate the first text, plan the dates, fund the experiences, orchestrate the proposal, and constantly drive the romance forward. We have completely normalized a culture where a woman’s mere presence is considered her "effort." The absolute second a man gets tired of being the only engine keeping the relationship moving and asks for equal romantic effort, he is instantly accused of being "inconsistent" or "low effort." We demand 50/50 modern equality, but aggressively enforce traditional male burdens the exact moment romance is involved.

Rival fans use Arsenal hate as a distraction from how terribly their club is doing… > United have just played their shortest season in 111 years. No European football. Knocked out of every cup in round 1. The only club to gift Tottenham a trophy in the past 20 years. > Chelsea sacked their cup winning manager, for some BlueCo ‘company man’ fraud that’s just lost 3 on the trot in the hunt for Europe. Half of their best players just went on a mid-season press run criticising the club and flirting with Madrid. Looking set for another season in the Europa Conference League. Seems fitting for a manager of Roseniors calibre. >Liverpool spent 500m and somehow got worse. Officially the worst Premier League title defence of all time. Had Slot criticise the rest of the league for being ‘anti-football’ and then adopted the very same tactics weeks later because he ironically couldn’t ‘buy’ a win. Salah’s leaving. Robertson’s leaving. But hey, if FSG want another season of Slot ball, at least he might win you a Europa League. > and Tottenham… I don’t even need to explain it. But I will. Won a cup. Instantly sacked the man that did it. Hired 3 different managers. Fans didn’t want any of them. All have failed miserably. No wins since December. Now 18th in the league. Spent 2 years fighting relegation. Medical staff working against them. Romero is somehow their captain, yet he actively tries to get sent off every game. Genuinely embarrassing. So actually when I think about it. No wonder you lot just end up supporting Man City every week. Despite the fact that they are the most fraudulent team in the league, still facing 115 charges, and they dunk on your team at every given opportunity. I guess anything is better than supporting your own washed club. 👍

I totally agree with everything Solomon Buchi said in this video. Everything single thing and not a single lie told. Men are now wiser, no man is going to worship you because you’re beautiful. Who your beauty help??

@KIOKedits @ZANE1215993 @AyanfeOfGod @dabz_global Mumu 😂

@ZANE1215993 @AyanfeOfGod @dabz_global Let me explain how this works; A man comes to the shop and buys an iPhone. Immediately the person pays, they upload the post of the iPhone and 5mins later they post the screenshot of the payment the person made in the shop. This is why u don’t see the buyers in the CS.

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Don’t want to be known sha

@Shirex9 @ejykmykel1 Mumu talk

@ejykmykel1 If I nack this kind girl I go cut my preek frame am dey look am every morning

He had the opportunity and grabbed it with both hands.

@jahboyback lol no be lie

if u eat this thing before sex the babe go wan kpai 😂

@osyboxxd @Arsenal How you carry find me guy😂😂

@Arsenal @iam_jackson_5

Full-time at Emirates Stadium.

Wizkid joins Justin Bieber on stage alongside Tems to perform "Essence Remix” live at Coachella 2026! 😍❤️🦅

@evermoorestores Baba run me delivery I don beg you tire I need this tees

Bringing traders in Ariaria international market to this app is something I want to do because of some ridiculous prices ndi oso ahia dey do here and still delivering low quality products.

@gasafiyanu @HAHayatu When Sltv is 5k and i watch everything

@HAHayatu I'm tired of DStv wahala 😩. 19k sub and you can't watch all the UCL matches.

Dstv is putting the Madrid Vs Bayern match on 203 while Sporting Vs Arsenal is on 202, I honestly thought it will be otherwise, seeing the Madrid game is a bigger game. Apparently they feel arsenal have more fans that's why they took it to the expensive 202.

@Neddy_ali @Portharcourtda1 For Easter Saturday 🌚

She's on her way to Make it rain tonight

@jrnaib2 @Oku_official1 lol no TVC mic for there

Repost Aggressively!

@officialABAT God take you abeg

I have postponed my trip to Iperu, Ogun State. My first duty at this moment is to stand with the people of Plateau. I will be in Jos to commiserate with families who have lost loved ones and to reaffirm that those who seek to spread fear will not prevail. We will continue to strengthen our security response and ensure that justice is done. From Plateau, I will proceed to Lagos to observe Good Friday, and then continue with scheduled engagements in Ogun, Lagos, and Bayelsa focused on infrastructure, trade, and economic growth. In moments of grief, we must stand together. In moments of progress, we must keep building. The work continues. Nigeria First. Bola Ahmed Tinubu President

@tolani_omoniyi @ChuksEricE We know Elon money😂

@ChuksEricE I swear how wish I Dey there I for wear that lady 500

Heated argument between a lady and an APC supporter: Lady: “If that viral video of a woman carrying her de@d son on were your family member on the recent att@ck in Jos, would you not have a problem with this government?” APC supporter: “If your Messiah Peter Obi is following the likes of Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Atiku, and Malami, and you’re still passionately cry!ng for a change in Nigeria... Lady: “Nobody cares about Tinubu. We just want law and order in the country. We want a working country where people can be safe and not lose their lives daily. You can’t travel by road because it’s not safe, and you can’t travel by air because the common man cannot afford it. No light, no security, no amenities.”

@fairvour7 I want but delivery fit pass wetin I Dey buy

I make really nice parfait. Patronize me.

@fairvour7 Fr you should try it😁

@iam_jackson_5 😂😂

I don carry this introvert lifestyle enter gym i Dey come when everybody don go