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It’s nice to be important but it’s important to be nice. —Funnysalesman ‘025

@churchill189 @oscar50456 @swhat03 Shut the fuck up

@iam_rawlings @oscar50456 @swhat03 Kid reread ur first comment.

If Nottingham Forest wins the Europa League but still get relegated… do they somehow stay in the Premier League, or who actually takes their CL spot? 💭🤔

@churchill189 @oscar50456 @swhat03 he lost the Europa final in 2019 because he got to the final with the bottle Job Arsenal team .

@iam_rawlings @oscar50456 @swhat03 U don shift mouth again... Emotion always

@oscar50456 @swhat03 I don’t see him losing to any of the other remaining teams.

@iam_rawlings @swhat03 What happened 2019???? He got spanked 4-1 in the final

@eric_gugua 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I remember one time many years ago they announced the wedding of an “eligible” bachelor in my church, and an usher fainted. A girl that has never even had more than a “hello, hi” communication with this brother. . .just fainted. Till today, I still think of that and it puts a lot in perspective.

@Legendof1983 @Blesing_Andrew If Carrick was actually a good manager he would have gone with this set up against Leeds and we’d have definitely won that game . Now he’s put us in a situation where we have to struggle to finish top 4 .

@iam_rawlings @Blesing_Andrew No because you drop Bruno back to play alongside Casemiro, play Mbeumo on the right wing & Amad in the number 10 role. That would be stronger than having to play Ugarte.

Manchester United heading to Stamford Bridge with a full-blown CB crisis ●Lisandro Martínez: suspended after that shocking hair-pull red vs Leeds (Carrick called it one of the worst decisions he's seen – appeal pending) ●Matthijs de Ligt: still out with stubborn back injury (nearly 5 months now, might miss the rest of the season) ●Harry Maguire: served his ban vs Leeds but faces possible extension after FA charge ●Left with Leny Yoro & academy kids? This defence is in serious trouble against Chelsea. How are we coping?

@Legendof1983 @Blesing_Andrew You forget that we have Ugarte in the midfield as Kobbie is injured, we are so cooked .

@Blesing_Andrew I’d hardly call Heaven an academy kid but even if Maguire gets a longer ban & Carrick doesn’t pick Heaven he could always play Mazraoui at RB, Dalot as LB & play Shaw at CB. If Dorgu is fit he’ll play LB with Shaw at CB. We’re hardly short of options.

@instablog9ja ‘Learning process’ don suffer for women hand .

I cheated on Will Smith to protect his ego. I could have kept it a secret, but I chose to come clean to protect my family and put my own happiness aside to support his — Jada Pinkett Smith

@SkySportsPL Leny Yoro , Mazroui and Ugarte should be thrown under the bus .

"I'm not talking about the referee, if I talk about the referee I'm going to get in very big trouble" Bruno Fernandes was not happy with the referee in Manchester United's defeat to Leeds.

@dwebster341 @kingjamsx @stompey__ For context, Gyokeres post code in that run of play was L26 while the last defender was at L1 .

@kingjamsx @stompey__ I’m with you. Ppl are looking at the CB when they should be looking at the RB

Still pissed about this

@Inviiin @Motee_1 Wtf 🤣🤣

You will only get to see her again on the WhatsApp status of a contact you don't even talk with when she celebrates her 5th year wedding anniversary with her husband and 3 kids. And oh, she now lives in the USA. And you are now an Egbon Adugbo in Mushin with 2 baby mamas, one unofficial wife, a 1999 camry pencil, and a barber's shop with snooker board in front.

the type of girl you meet in a jamb lesson and you never see her again

@onlydubsX She definitely has something on will for him to still be married to her .

Jada Pinkett Smith brags that Chris Rock asked her out after Will Smith slapped him, once he heard their relationship was on the rocks 😳👀

@BigDeggie 🤣

@iam_rawlings Wetin concern you and MTN?🧐

The good old days when you buy 1hr internet at a cyber cafe, you’d get value for your money compared to what MTN is doing this days .

According to Philosophy, the highest form of peace is to have zero desire to be understood, admired, pitied or even known.

Bagudu who helped Abacha launder billions of usd currently serves as a minister in Aremo NADECO's govt. Chagoury who was once barred from entering the US over corruption concerns tied to Abacha was awarded the highest national award by Aremo NADECO. Aremo NADECO = Abacha? 🤔

You see our NADECO daddies and mummies? Na them shock me pass. Many of them just wanted power. Dem worse pass Abacha.

@blacklawyerr @dawisu Barista kindly explain to us what constitute a threat.

@dawisu Wike made an innuendo ( I would have shoot him from the Tv) statement which means he wasn’t happy with way a professional like Seun could force his opinion on a guest on National Tv. How does that constitute a thr€t? Do you what constitutes a thr£t?

Ordinarily, NUJ should have issued a statement by now, barring any news outlet from covering Wike, and demanding his resignation as well as prosecution for threatening to kill someone.

So APC supporters are defending Wike, they are claiming that the threat he made to @seunokin on national television was a joke

@Malc_OE @OnyemereRex @ruffydfire @izuvic_victor Can you see how stupid you sound ?

@OnyemereRex @ruffydfire @izuvic_victor You're saying nonsense. Even Seun knows it was a joke. Stop being silly.

If Peter Obi said he would shoot a journalist on TV, I know some that will be on overdrive. Those people are deafening the minister.