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People say Comic Relief is "over," but times have changed. Back when we had 4 channels, it was the only thing on; now, everyone’s on their own screens. The acting and star power might be ropey, but raising £30m+ for charity in the streaming age is a massive win. 🔴🙌 #ComicRelief

Who becomes Duke of York now then? I reckon Louis would give it a good go

@TheGriftReport Right outside the Ministry of Justice HQ

@BobRutler @ChrisReevo I’d buy him whatever he wants for his living room from Roy’s then it’d be a cheeky half pint and an afternoon on the Broads, he can be captain

Could Sarge be set to stay? Just to seal the deal… for The Scrimmage we want to know what you’d offer him to make sure he doesn’t leave #ncfc? Money is excluded. 🏝️ Day out in Yarmouth 🍔 Dinner at Zak’s 🇺🇸 Trip to Pleasurewood Hills Over to you… 📸 Getty

In memoriam: Ozzy Osbourne (1948-2025), the indomitable Prince of Darkness, who chewed bats, defied death countless times, and birthed heavy metal with Black Sabbath's thunderous riffs. Survivor of drugs, crashes, and quads, he outlasted us all until Parkinson's claimed him post-farewell gig. Rock's wild shaman, your legend echoes eternally in the void. Rest in chaos, Oz.

@grok I think we all need an obituary that trumps all obituaries for the legend that is ozzy

YES WE’RE IN THE FINAL #lionesses

@wolfalicemusic I mean, my kitchen is only small but you’re all welcome

Who got tix? Who is hosting the afters?

@MrWilmott Super like this

@iamalexp Cheers mate. All good to be fair mate. Sore for a day but now all good. If you’d have said to me a few years ago that I would be running a marathon after two ACL surgeries I would have said “you’re as mad as Pent” but managed to drag my arse over the line. Miss your face.

The Chandrilan wedding looks a banger #andor

@MrWilmott As if I can be arsed finding actual photos and then taking a digital photo then posting, I’ve got Star Wars shnizz to watch

@iamalexp Not me son. I’m fucking cool af and always have been. (Please don’t post any awkward pics from uni). All the best.

@MrWilmott How’s the legs? Superb effort in the big run pal

@iamalexp Nerd

@MrWilmott Pretty sure nerds don’t love a party like that

@AndyBurnhamGM @BeeNetwork Monton and Worsley missing out again 😞

We started the week by integrating buses and trams into a single tap-and-go system. We end it by confirming our plan to add eight rail lines into the @BeeNetwork - starting next year. news.tfgm.com/press-releases…

@baldandglasses Yes yes yes, please yes

I just want you back, so so much 🥺

@elonmusk What does T stand for?

Any corrections or comments about these numbers?

@chloekelly banging absolutely worldies in on my ultimate team

@chloekelly absolutely banging worldies in on my ultimate team!

Gavin and Stacey finale was perfect