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@BBCBreakfast not a Nigel fan, but jeezuz f**** christ… of all the questions you could be asking Farage you just keep going on about the 5 million… he’s not budging in his response, move on love!! And stop looking so goddamn snarky with everyone!

@nectar my receipt for 64.44 shows 0 points added for the shop even though the card scanned ok. A 5x voucher was also used and for some reason this didn’t register either although I guess 5x 0 is 0? Can you advise why 0 points for quite a substantial shop?

@SueBeee47 I could’ve sent a picture of George… 🤣

@iamawty I had to find something for a book with 'Evil Genius' on the cover!!!

Productive weekend turning my Liberty 'Evil Genius' notebook into a journal for the paperwork & associated 'stuff' for my special Michael purchases 🧡🧡 Beats having it all stuffed in an envelope 🥰

@Selene_Mariposa Just ignore the ingredients list, the massive gaps in restroom doors and the over-the-top tipping culture…

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world. And they are not handling it well. In the best possible way. Here is what they are discovering: Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time. Free water at every restaurant. Just appears. Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited. Free chips and salsa before you even order. Free warm bread with dinner. Ice in drinks like civilized people. Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact. Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going. Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it. Ranch dressing by the gallon. Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced. Dental care that actually works. Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s. Then they found the grocery stores. Five of them within one mile. Each one the size of an aircraft hangar. Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday. The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes. In silence. Processing. They finally understand why we do not have trains. We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive. Parking lots the size of small European countries. Airports in every city worth visiting. Why would we need trains. The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle. The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak. The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre. The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas. Welcome to America. Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined. Write that down. 🦋

The same people that are yelling about injustice in sentencing of 4 activists never said a word about a cone thrower getting 2+ years, or a rapist walking free… go figure… 🤷🏼‍♀️

@Mattisamazing33 Bess looks as gutted at missing out the dual carriage as George would… 🤣

I’m so irritated by everything today due to this stupid rain that I’ve forgotten Bess’s lead. The final 100 yards of this walk are by a dual carriageway. So we’ve had to turn around and retrace our steps along the river

@DiscussingFilm Meanwhile we’ll all be rooting for the Whale…

First look at a dude getting eaten by a whale in ‘WHALEFALL’. The film follows a scuba diver who must escape a sperm whale's tummy before his oxygen runs out.

@ClarksonsFarm1 In pub mode…

Dog lovers, share a photo of your pup below!

@zeteouk ‘Disrupt’… *waits for seven articles about Palestine to drop*…

👏 🇬🇧 Zeteo UK is here to disrupt Britain’s broken media! We’ll be bringing fearless, independent journalism to the UK - no bowing to political pressure, no corporate interests, just fearless journalism.

@Mattisamazing33 While staying in Wales at a hotel in a small village in the west Brecon Beacon fringe recently, a group of 9 french motorcyclists rocked up… all in their sixties… men and women… the only thing they had changed for their older ‘touring life’ was the style of bike…

Last night when I was trip planning I wondered how many years motorcycle tours I have left in me. When you’re young life seems to go on forever but in your fifties life goes by like you’re in the Cooper’s Hill cheese rolling contest

@RafHM 1.5mllion+ homes are to be built on the habitat of this nature… the bank notes will be the only way some people have of ever seeing them…

The Bank of England DELIBERATELY FIXED the fake "public vote" to remove ALL historical figures from bank notes & replace them with nature images Freedom of Information requests by the Telegraph reveal the decision to remove historical figures was based on a "focus group" of a mere 119 people The Bank LIED because it previously claimed the decision was based on a "public vote". In truth, however, even this vote was FIXED. Instead of having HISTORY v NATURE, the bank deliberately split the "history" category into 3 sections: historical events, historical figures, architecture & landmarks. That was the only way that "nature" could win. However, of course bank notes always combine at least two of those history categories. For example: Churchill & Parliament or Wellington & Waterloo. The Bank's actions are indefensible and questions should be asked in the House. The Bank of England has clearly been captured by progressive woke ideology. A visit to the Bank of England with its permanent exhibition on slavery makes that clear This is part of the wider war on British history. It's an attempt to create a NEW BRITAIN, based on ridiculous myths that "Diversity Built Britain" and that Britain has always been multicultural. Remember: the Bank of England issued a 50p coin (held aloft by Rishi Sunak) which was imprinted with the nonsensical statement: "Diversity Built Britain" Anyone who lived behind the Iron Curtain will find all of this eerily and scarily familiar. The pulling down of statues, the renaming of streets and schools, the rewriting of history, denigrating heroes, changing bank notes etc....these were all tactics of the communists. Severing the connection between a people and their history is the best way to demoralise a society and prepare them for the imposition of new myths. Me on @GBNews:

@Mattisamazing33 My first car was a Fiat Panda… it was like driving a biscuit tin… they’ve come a long way…

Fiat Panda. It’s huge! I quite like it though this model is specced horribly

@cowincrisis “We’ve got cows…”

god is taking me back now

@Mattisamazing33 Is it made of stew?

Matt’s home made burger

@Mattisamazing33 I have had stew, then some in a pie (occasionally a pasty), and then some in a lasagnstew or bolstewnese… the Law of Stew is almighty and generally pretty mercurial… (fyi the pie stew will benefit from the Law of Baked Beans)…

Is anyone an expert in the Law of Stew? I have some stew I made yesterday. Can I put it in some pastry, bake it, and have it as a pie? Is that against the law?

@PolitlcsUK As apparently prohibited items are permitted for religious reasons, I am going to start a new religion for women only and we will have, just for ceremonial stuff obvs, pepper spray and tasers…

🚨 NEW: The Government will not ban Sikhs from carrying ceremonial knives, one of which was used in Henry Nowak's murder Home Secretary: "Carrying a knife for the purpose of religious observance is one thing - using it is quite another"

@Kesthecollie Much wiggling…

Dad’s home!!

You know why we don’t have AC units hanging out our windows? Because they are noisy and ugly af thsts why…

@SueBeee47 🤣

@iamawty Hmmmm, Ocado sell them it seems, so I may have to add some to next weekends order, just in the name of market research....

Is a Solero acceptable as breakfast in this weather? Asking for a friend…… 😎