John Reuben

This kind of challenge >>>>>>>>

Congratulations to Dr Onyinye Iweala MD PhD @onyiiwealamdphd for your promotion and confirmation of Tenure as Associate Professor of Medicine -Allergy and Immunology UNC Medical School, Chapel Hill. So so proud of you!!!

Permutations wan kpai Atiku supporters... 😂 They'll be like; if Buhari comes out to contest and Alex Ekwueme steps down for Awolowo, Then that means, Atiku would win with 54 million votes margin.

“Take advantage” I don’t think you know what that means. An adult is committing adultery with full consent, you say na take advantage

2027: Atiku Now Our Best Campaign Manager Because He Attacks Obi — Oshiomhole channelstv.com/2026/05/13/202…

Another perfect day to clear up some common misconceptions. Listen: 1. You don't NEED antibiotics when you have a cold. 2. You CANNOT shift anybody's womb. You cannot even reach it. Don't be stupid. 3. Diabetes is NOT caused by adding too much sugar to your garri. 4. For the last time, Typhoid is NOT malaria and malaria is not Tyforce. Stop diagnosing yourself of typhoid everytime you are ill or have a fever or stomach upset. 5. Hypertension ISN'T caused just by too much thinking. 6. You CANNOT "flush" ur system of illness by "pissing all the sickness away". They LIED to you..6. Your body doesn't need daily supplements. Just eat normally and healthy. 7. You do not need a special kind of tea to flush your system. You are not a public toilet. 8. Putting spoon in a person's mouth during a convulsion will NOT stop ANY convulsion. 9. Taking "Hampicloss" after sexual intercourse will NOT protect you from sexually transmitted infections or pregnancy. 10. Stop the daily douching and stop washing your vaginas with antiseptics. You are only exposing yourself to infections. Oh... and this one is very important: Slimming tea CANNOT remove all that fat. It will only make you purge till you are dehydrated (if you are very religious with it) and land you in the accident and emergency of the nearest teaching hospital to you. Go to a Gym, work out and DIET! Pass it on if you care.

“𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴.” — 𝘙𝘶𝘮𝘪

NDC house of reps form is 6 million 🤔

American movies be like: Police: There's no one else that can help us solve the case but you Detective who's been retired for 10 years:

By the way, if you scored 150 in JAMB in my day, you didn’t even say it, you just pretended like they didn’t release your result.

Hey @grok What's the difference between the green and the orange light ?

Guys, always stand up to shake hands. If the other person is older than you, it shows respect. If they are younger than you, it shows humility. Either way, you win. People who sit to shake hands are bad-mannered. When you shake hands, do not just offer a limp hand... even to an elder! Make sure that your handshake is firm. It shows confidence and fitness. Then make sure that you look into the person’s eyes. It shows interest, attention and confidence. Don’t look away furtively like a liar and a thief! Remember, as a man, there should be nothing limp or flaccid about you. You should always be polite and gracious, quietly confident (not arrogant, that is for inferior men) and erect. Always erect! I am Ezemmuo. I know things.

@EMichael03 I pray so 🙏🏿

@iamjohnreuben Peter obi guide like crazy ooh. His pocket deep ooh. And he would have more support in party structure than every before

It's not my money and you don't need to agree with me, but I think Peter Obi should apply the brake on donations for now. Those random 10-20 million can help strengthen the party (NDC) in remote LGA’s. Winning the 2027 Elections is more important than any donation.

To get any book you want on the internet, type the name of the book followed by doctype:pdf E.g The Alchemist doctype:pdf

Person wey dey collect loan because e no fit pay schools, dey donate over 10m naira for Tinubu expression of interest form. Okay oo. 🤣🤣🤣

Ozempic now has 3,636 active lawsuits as of this month. Most of them are for the same thing. stomach paralysis. Nobody told these people their gut was the most important conversation to have before starting. Here's what ozempic actually does in the gut.🧵

This is INNOCENT IHECHU PASCHAL (Madino) who is currently the Dean Mass Communication Faculty at Abia State University. He allegedly engages in extorting students via handouts and sorting. Also charges up to N350k for projects. Once students pay for the projects, he will give them what to copy and submit to him. We are beaming lights at all universities and polytechnics. If you are a lecturer currently extorting students by any means, you are advised to stop now. We need to restore the glory in our universities and start producing top quality graduates to drive Africa to greatness.

When Boko Haram started in the late 2009 to 2022, Tinubu blamed Jonathan for the insecurity situation in Nigeria. In 2026, Tinubu is blaming other politicians for our insecurity and saying that they want to use it to oust him from power. Make it make sense. End.

Since Obi left ADC, Nobody is debating again about how Atiku is the only pathway for Igbos presidency. 😂 Since Obi no dey again, Atiku can use Kenneth Okonkwo and build Igbos pathway to presidency. Abi Kenneth Okonkwo is not Igbo enough? 🤔