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Prince Andrew calling FIFA right now

@tvaziri These too😂😂

pausa de hidratación

pausa de hidratación

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@buffys @PopBase 💯💯

@PopBase idk what that is but i hate it because donald trump likes it

Donald Trump thanks FIFA for reversing the one-game red-card ban of USA striker Folarin Balogun: “Thank you to FIFA for doing what was right, and reversing a great injustice!”

Rodney couldn’t get anyone to go on vacation with him... so he took his dog.

@messedupfoods Reminds me of ‘ fleabag’ and the Olivia Colman exhibit

the dihrooms 😭

@hendrixnroses First review…. gives me ‘Mean Girls’ vibes

guess the movie by its letterboxd reviews #filmtwt

@kick_sgt @JohnnyGiunta_ Why have him on the team then?

@JohnnyGiunta_ A few years ago he got injured playing for Canada, his club team threatened to sue Soccer Canada. Ever since they play him sparingly, too afraid of Bayern Munich throwing a hissy fit

Not even being a dick but genuine question what is up with Davies. He honestly looked really good last match when he got subbed on. Such a fun player sucks we’ve barely seen him

July 3 is National Grill Safety Day

My predictions for Canada vs Morocco: - Morocco leads 2-0 at halftime - Kawhi gets subbed on in the 80th min and scores a hattrick - Canada win 3-2 Thoughts??

Imagine being stuck in Taylor Swift’s wedding and not being able to watch Argentina vs Cape Verde. That’s why I declined the invite

@landofthe80s Four… wasn’t too bad.. ( so.. I guess 5?)

At what point should they have stopped making Die Hard movies?

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He should’ve considered a salad

Happy 4th of July

@JamieBonkiewicz …. And it’s all in one sentence 😂😂

I’ll save you some time on Donald Trump’s Fourth of July speech: • We can’t let Iran have a nuclear weapon. • Did you know “dumb” is spelled with a B? • I’ve aced four cognitive tests. • The ballroom. • Joe Biden. • I know more about anything than anyone. • The fake news. • Barack HUSSEIN Obama. • Weird moaning fake barbell curls. • We are hottest country in the world. • People are walking around with no arms and no legs. • Tariffs. • Communists • Affordability is a democrat hoax. • Sir… stories that never happened. • Crowd sizes. • Algae in the Reflecting Pool. • Nobody’s ever seen anything like it. Am I missing anything?

That nose it's like a natural canopy