Jason Reigal ☘️

if a speed freak went to Rapid City to make a quick buck in fast food, he might sell instant coffee in an express lane.

@notnotdylm Almost Had To Start A Fight was a single released ahead of the album, so I originally thought Savage’s “this next song is called Freebird II” at the end was a joke.

Almost Had To Start A Fight to Freebird II is one of those great one two punches

@uniformcritic It never occurred to me until now that I don’t think I’d ever seen a clip of the Pilots in action.

Random 60s at bat: Mike Nagy vs Wayne Comer (May 17, 1969)

@ChiRuxinBGO I was born in 1976 and a casual NBA fan, and I still know enough to know that if I hear the name George Gervin, I’m like “oh yeah, The Iceman”.

I’ll say it… I have no clue who George Gervin is or was in regard to basketball. 🏀 I’m not the biggest NBA fan but I’ve never even heard of him before all of this “Iceman” nonsense. Not sure why the uproar in regards to Caleb Williams attempting to make a business decision that it sounds like Gervin should have attempted before. Williams, his family and his business team owe nothing to Gervin. Go get your paper if you can!

@daveweigel @faulttolerant Frequent Weaver Who Burns is one of the best tracks in the entire Pollard oeuvre imo

@faulttolerant Big fan of the Pollard/Gillard Speak Kindly album

This man did that with every track on three box sets.

@justinboldaji And then there’s that Burt Reynolds movie where a scorpion tank gets shot up and a guy runs away screaming, covered in scorpions.

You don’t really see fish tanks exploding in shoot outs in movies anymore. In the 80s and 90s we expected it every time we went to the theater

@brianhowie @BigBlueVCR @SteveSmithII @EliManning @plaxicoburress Maybe people who thought they’d watch a bar and got crowded out?

@BigBlueVCR @SteveSmithII @EliManning @plaxicoburress I never understood this. Who are these people? Curious foreign tourists who didn't care to watch the game?

2007: Super Bowl Week- A crowd gathered at Times Square during the Super Bowl on the final #NYGiants drive. He was their reaction to @SteveSmithII 3rd down conversion & then @EliManning game winning TD to @plaxicoburress

@norabird @JCColtin My particular brand of OCD immediately went, “no, a 10 train should be on the blue line to match the 10 ball in billiards.

@JCColtin Unsettling if you ask me

10 train spotted at Times Square. 10/10 would spot again.

@norabird @mbullobullo There was a sort of flea market for kids at my grammar school and I spent all the money my Mom gave me (probably like $5) on these cos they were just so aesthetically pleasing.

@mbullobullo A lesson in the art of appreciation

@BigBlueVCR Love Sean, even though when I asked him for an autograph in the parking lot at training camp in 1990 @ FDU (I was 14), he slammed the door of his Porsche on me so hard, I dropped my notebook.

1990: HBD Sean Landeta turns 64. He joined #NYGiants in 1985 & helped them win 2 Super Bowls & went to 2 Pro Bowls. He was w/ the team through 1993 & came back in 2006 & had a 22 year NFL career. He was also the last player from the original USFL to play in the NFL.

Once in FiDi at 8:45am, I accidentally walked in front of a tourist taking a photo and when he glared at me, I snarled, “I’m going to work. You’re ON VACATION”

Whats a “rude New Yorker” moment in which YOU were the rude New Yorker?

Approaching that annual threshold where the warm Christmas buzz transitions into New Years dread.

@Criminalsimpson I seriously thought Lee Carvallo was a real pro golfer for YEARS

What did yall get for Christmas?

@klara_sjo @briangaar Clarence ordering this at Nick’s Bar in It’s A Wonderful Life

Don't forget your Beef fizz this Christmas.

@norabird A woman in my old building in Queens would completely ignore me in the elevator but carry on entire conversations with my dog. Then one night at 10pm she knocked on my door asking for an egg.

I tried doing this with eggs over the summer on Martha's Vineyard (we miscalculated) and they directed us to the local farm stand lmao. But I still keep the faith

@norabird You’ve done great. (Not that you need applause, but Bravo!”)

@iamtheeye Unfortunately it is 1:30 and I am still in bed

Three martinis: drinkers delight Three martinis plus three glasses of wine and a glass of prosecco: drinker take warning

Guys, there’s still time to make a playlist and put it on repeat to game your Spotify Wrapped results.

@Super70sSports I equate Riggs with James Wilder. Two excellent NFC mid-80’s backs who were the entire offense for otherwise terrible teams.

Name a 70s, 80s, or 90s running back who’s not in the Hall of Fame. I’ll start:

@DannyBKelly Yes, this is hilarious without context. But let’s also be real, have you ever tried to do anything that requires concentration when you have a bad toothache?

Teeth