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Australian Olympic "athlete" Raygun's disastrous breakdancing performance at the Olympics was so cringe-inducing that it single-handedly annihilated the "sport's" chances of appearing at the 2028 Los Angeles games. The International Olympic Committee removed breakdancing from the 2028 program before the Paris Olympics even began, signaling a massive vote of no confidence in the World DanceSport Federation's ability to put on a legitimate Olympic event. WDSF President Shawn Tay tried to spin the humiliating defeat as an opportunity to "show the Olympic Movement that it will be missing out" by putting on a good show in Paris. But his desperate pleas for a second chance ring hollow in light of Raygun's pitiful display. The fact is, breakdancing simply does not belong in the Olympics, and the IOC wisely recognized that before it could further embarrass itself on the global stage. Tay's grandiose claims about breaking being "a sport popular among youths from diverse backgrounds" and "rooted in beautiful values such as inclusivity" are laughable. In reality, breakdancing is a niche hobby that has been co-opted by the Olympics in a misguided attempt to appear hip and relevant to younger audiences. The IOC has now come to its senses and realized that breakdancing has no place among legitimate Olympic sports like swimming, gymnastics and track and field. So let this be a lesson to the WDSF and other fringe "sports" organizations: the Olympics is not a participation trophy. If you want to be taken seriously, you need to demonstrate actual athletic skill and merit, not just empty platitudes about "inclusivity." Breakdancing had its shot and blew it. Now it's time for the IOC to focus on the real sports that make the Olympics great.

@SWABCricket Loved watching him bat throughout the 90s

Shocked and saddened to hear that Graham Thorpe has died, aged 55. A splendid cricketer and, by all accounts, an even better man.

@SWABCricket Karma is a bitch

I think the Cricketing Gods had the final say here. The players celebrating this “run out” went on to lose by one wicket 😀

@SWABCricket @Joelsuperhoops It was a pleasure, hope everyone enjoyed it. Next ones Golf Day 23rd March & Quiz Night 6th April

Many congratulations to @Joelsuperhoops - our darts champion for 2024. Here’s a picture of his winning trophy plus some of his magic dart fingers. 🎯 Plenty of fun had and funds raised. Thanks for organising @iancrane79

And so it begins... ⁦ 🤩 @iancrane79⁩ with a majestic swish through the leg side on a wet night in February. All those in attendance uninjured and full of beans. Just don’t make them sneeze or laugh tomorrow. #winternets

@SWABCricket You can't slog sweep standing up

@iancrane79 Down on one knee, straight out of the middle and then lingering to admire your handy work reminded us a couple of greats.

@Morbidful This is literally an episode of @housemd

In 2005, a six-month-old kitten named Oscar was adopted by a nursing home in the US to be raised as a therapy cat. However, the workers noticed something peculiar about him. While Oscar usually preferred to be alone, he occasionally crawled into a resident's bed and snuggled beside them. The eerie thing about this is that the resident that Oscar would cuddle with would usually die within hours. Initially, the staff didn't think much of it, but after this happened 20 times, they started to believe that Oscar knew when someone was close to passing away, and so when they noticed the cat next to a resident, they would call their loved ones to warn them. Researchers speculate that Oscar could smell biochemicals released by dying cells and so chose to comfort lonely residents. On one occasion, the staff was convinced that a resident was about to pass away, but Oscar refused to sit with them. Instead, he chose another resident who looked healthier, and that person passed away first. Oscar died in 2022, and over the course of his life he accurately predicted over 100 deaths.

@rob_pearson86 What did keira knightley ever do to you? Or is there a jilted lover backstory here ttatvwe have to wait for in the sequel????

It's now 6 years since it was 7 years ago but I still remember the stinging thrill of the email offering me work experience off the back of this.

@Daily_Hotspur @mcgrathmike It's Judas all over again.

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Again how come 2nd #PS4share

@WarrenLowe1 Of course not. The best I got was you did ok but Grant covered more ground (he's 10 years younger than me)

@iancrane79 Hahaha and if he didn’t tell me I played shit after a game - did I even play?? X

Give nan a kiss from us, mate. Rest in peace Grandad xxx

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7 seconds faster too...

Finished 9th with fastest lap... Fun race dirty racers #PS4share

The garage #PS4share

So that's thrown the cat amongst the pigeons...

@QTRBlackGarrett We just did the entire back to the future trilogy

Please could any 2 of my followers just copy and repost? Depression can isolate any of us. Samaritans 116 123 Or email jo@samaritans.org Text SHOUT 85258 @samaritans Just two. Any two. Say done