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Most political takes are performance art. I care about 3 things: • What’s true • What changes outcomes • What’s just noise If you want signal over slogans, you’re in the right place. Follow + tell me the issue you want dissected.

@davidclowery My daughter would probably say that what I do all day is talk on the phone. She’s also not wrong.

A friend who was a music audio engineer had his 6 year old explain his job to his 1st grade teacher this way: "My dad stays up all night listening to the stereo."

@JohnCleese You’re this dumb? Holy shit.

Does this silly little man not understand that Islam is a very aggressive belief system, threatening death to anyone who does not convert to Islam The Buddhists, the Taoists, the Scottish Presbyterians, the Hindus and the Sikhs and the Confucians and the Catholics don't go around shouting about beheading people they disagree with Is this too much for your tiny little brain to take in ? Oh. The doorbell rang. The police I assume...

@TheLawyerCraig The Venn diagram of these people, the chemtrails people and the flat earth people is essentially a circle.

So strange. I have a similar tale: I threw a round of 20mm at a wall once (pretty hard!), and it didn't do much damage at all. But then we strafed in combat with the same 20mm round fired from our F-15E, and somehow we were able to inflict immense damage. Curious.

Insane Chicago train rider swinging what looks like 2 hammers says he is going to kill white people, and adds that he got out two days ago.

@Based_BLONDIE @rawsalerts @Zaz25486343 You literally don’t understand physics.

@rawsalerts @Zaz25486343 Yet we are supposed to believe that a plane crashed through the twin towers but folds up if it hits a fire truck? 🧐

🚨#BREAKING: Officials have just announced that both the pilot and co-pilot have tragically been confirmed dead following the plane collision with a fire truck at LaGuardia Airport in New York.

@D162Michele Okay, this is legitimately funny.

Of course China is more trusted than Japan. China is a sovereign country. Japan is a puppet state of America.

@Maga4liberty This is hard?

OMG, that's a hard one...

@tszzl No, it’s Zendays as Chani that’s the real issue.

the dune movies were doomed from the start to be good and not great due to the casting of chalamet as paul. he does not have the gravitas for a child-god and is much better suited for kind of silly coming of age movies

It's amazing how many things Charlie Kirk told people in secret right before he was killed that they could only reveal at the most convenient time for them.

@SgtSchultzz @uncledoomer Still running mine, too. About that old as well.

@uncledoomer Got mine back around 2012 at Samsclub, never had an issue

there really is a "fix everything right now" button for buying a printer and its been the same for 20 years

@JamesElija72403 @qualiascript He was describing himself, dude.

@qualiascript That's because you are mentally ill person who cannot comprehend anyone who is slightly illiberal.

being right-leaning and high openness is so funny. "this is one of my favorite musicians, i disagree with everything they stand for, highly recommend"

@qualiascript This is basically me.

@brandongroeny What is this?

Now that im finally awake this movie really hits different! #fyp #trending #viral

@deltaozzimo @BigotChiken If the headline was about an Illinois woman I would have had to check details to make sure it wasn’t my wife.

Fellas?

@_ajit8_ @pinkfloyd You beat me to it.

@pinkfloyd Matilda Mother Syd, Richard, Nick and Roger

Another Tuesday Teaser for you: which early Pink Floyd song went under the working title of Sunshine? Who played on it?

"You aren't qualified to homeschool your children." "Interesting. I need a graduate degree to teach my child 3rd-grade math?" "No, but you need to understand how children learn, different learning styles, and teaching methods." "How about I just get to know my child, and how he learns will become apparent very quickly." "No. You're ignoring classroom management techniques." "...Not sure I need classroom management techniques for my living room." "But you need to be an expert in teaching to teach your children?" "Will that guarantee better outcomes?" "Absolutely not. In fact, in most places, outcomes are getting worse with every passing year." "Sooo...what's the point?" "The point is that I spent time and money on a degree and you can't just go and do things without my approval it's totally not fair."

This is now my standard reply to anyone regardless of context.

@LoinDuTribu @seanonolennon Wow, made it until mid-day before I saw my first piece of human shit on this app. That's a new record for me.

@seanonolennon Did he shoot your dad as well?

Historians may one day look back and identify Barney as the beginning of the end.

The fact that people still make fun of Rumsfeld for concisely explaining how rational decisionmakers should proceed is one of the great examples of bias making people looks like fools.

@ProjectConstitu What a fucking pathetic weasel you are.

DISCLAIMER: This post is my personal opinion and interpretation of publicly available materials. All claims regarding the identity of voices in the provided audio are based on my own research and belief. This post should be viewed as investigative commentary and not as an absolute statement of fact.

🚨 THE SMOKING GUN: Leaked DOJ Wiretap Audio Captures Erika Kirk Scheduling Underage Girls for Epstein 😱 I have been sent a bombshell audio file, and I have verified its authenticity. This is not a rumor. This is not a theory. This is a recorded phone call from the DOJ's own website, hidden in plain sight within the released Epstein Files (DataSet 9). The direct link is posted below for anyone to check in the: This audio captures a young girl, who is clearly an informant for the DOJ, on a recorded phone call with ERIKA KIRK. You can hear the DOJ agents coaching the girl before and after the call. This was their second attempt to get Erika to incriminate herself and Jeffrey Epstein. The voice is undeniably Erika Kirk's. There is no mistaking it. And what she says on that call is absolutely damning. In the audio, Erika confirms she is working directly with Jeffrey Epstein. The informant asks about getting paid, and Erika lays it all out. She says, "The more you do, the more you get paid." She then reveals her specific role: she is the one making the schedule for the young girl. But the most horrifying part is when the informant says, "I can bring my sister too so you can get paid more money for her also." Erika's response? "Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. I'm working tomorrow, and me and him are gonna put a schedule together for you and your sister." Let that sink in. Erika Kirk was not just an associate. She was a scheduler. A procurer. She was getting a commission or kickback for providing young girls to Epstein's child sex trafficking ring. This is DIRECT, undeniable proof from the Department of Justice's own evidence locker that links Erika Kirk to the core of Epstein's criminal enterprise. This is a HUGE story. This is the confirmation we've been waiting for. The DOJ had this evidence all along. The DOJ had this file. Why wasn't this the headline on every news channel in the world? Share this everywhere. They can't hide this anymore. Tag @RealCandaceO and RT. This needs to be frontpage news everywhere.