Ian Wedd

@infobeautiful @okcupid Also known as The DiCaprio Scale

A woman's age vs. the age of the men who look best to her vs the same chart for men. (classic #dataviz of @Okcupid data)

@ZenInternetHelp hi there. Any issues in Bristol BS6? Third time this week. Usually very solid.

@PrivateEyeNews +1 for Blue Sky

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No idea who was in charge of election-stealing voter fraud for the Dems, but clearly they were not up to the job

@seenunseenmag hi there. Is there an issue with your website? I’ve tried it on different browsers on my phone and it isn’t working. Keeps truing to reload and then gives up

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @GeorgeElek @barneyronay @bglendenning Could Lee Carsley’s devotion to iPads and Apple Pencils be explained by his staggering resemblance to Apple design guru Jonny Ives?

Tomorrow's @guardian_sport Football Weekly @GeorgeElek @barneyronay @bglendenning Any Questions?

@Aiannucci Are there movements to target his other business interests such as Tesla? Or is he so rich he would barely notice??

I agree ( for now). It’s really Musk who needs to leave .

how does the Seinfeld music fit so perfectly? 😳😂

'I stood there and thought, I'm absolute scum.' Matt Collins is a former senior member of the National Front and he explains the turning point where he realised he was 'on the wrong side'. Matt is now an ambassador for 'Hope not Hate'.

@CollinRugg And he filmed it all in 1994. Impressive

NEW: Forecaster who has predicted almost every election since 1984, says Kamala Harris will likely win the election in November. Allan Lichtman, who correctly predicted Trump would win in 2016 & Biden in 2020, says his forecasts point to a Harris win. Lichtman uses '13 keys' to make his predictions: The "keys" are: – party mandate – contest – incumbency – third party – short-term economy – long-term economy – policy change, – social unrest – scandal – foreign/military failure – foreign/military success – incumbent charisma – challenger charisma As of now, Harris has 6 keys and Trump only has 3. Lichtman still has four keys to hand out but Harris is already at 6 meaning, in his own words, "a lot would have to go wrong for Democrats to lose." Lichtman is waiting until the DNC to make his final prediction.

@PaulBirch5 @ridinglights @obsilverfox Most excellent news Paul. Congratulations.

Why isn’t there a bald man forcibly kissing the Spanish players? Very confused

@draper_rob He's coming home

Aufwiedersehen, Berlin…..

@haveigotnews "What do we want?" Opposition! "When do we want it?" Now!

Left-wing political activist, Owen Jones, has urged people not to vote for Labour, in a huge boost for Labour’s election hopes

@D_G_Alexander Terrorist groups use spectacular violence to provoke an irrational response: “They know the harm they can do to the dominant power is limited. They understand that the harm that the dominant power can do to itself is infinitely greater.” Hussein Ibish, Arab Gulf States Institute

1/6 Hamas’ barbarism on October 7th set a diabolical trap for Israel. No government on earth would tolerate murder & hostage taking. Amid the catastrophic heartbreak & trauma, the strategic issue for Israel is not the right to retaliate, but the right way to retaliate.

I’ve found today’s tweet of the day and am now logging off because it can’t be surpassed

Last week a family friend’s beautiful son Francis was diagnosed with leukaemia (AML) which is extremely rare, especially for a three-month-old baby. Somebody reading this could potentially be a blood match and save his life. Please visit anthonynolan.org 🙏

@AldiUK Arun on tills at Bristol branch Muller Road is a breath of fresh air. Wonderful service. Give the man a bonus.