king ham

please take 1-2 mins to protect my dream job :) grotto salamander: cave dweller with translucent skin and no eyes (so rare to see but i saw one every time i went in the cave, nbd😴) wild horses: herds have lived in this area since the 17th century (local lore..)

@TumsForMen it’s fun! wish more people would make me guess what..

@ibetootin no that’s fine i do it too

i’m such a “guess what??!” girl. does that bother anyone here🙋🏼‍♀️

@theyoungman6669 ummm

i have problems

held chicken, skipped rocks, pet donkey😁👍🏼

@YaBoyVEVO i’m punching him in the guts until he spits them out

👇🏼 his name is Fudd. He ATE your siblings.

@maybeiw0nt he’s me

Called my 3yo "big dawg," and he hit back with "no, I'm lotion dawg"

@glaredevils no gun necessary

gun to your head will you go on a walk with me.

@maybeiw0nt warts

Used a foot cream on my hands. What will happen?

@ChristopherJCl8 is he always yelling at a bird and a raccoon by chance

His name is Benson.

@no_sophist wtf

one of Chappel Roan's bodyguards just told me In the Aeroplane Over the Sea is overrated

@TumsForMen you can come over anytime

i’m obsessed with the concept of “small town usa”

@ChristopherJCl8 Puppy At Large

I’m officially At Large

@maybeiw0nt damn.

Getting hit by a car really does take it out of you

@aallleeexxxxxx1 girl calm down damn

me when im being super crazy

@rlybly phlox :)

@Wallop4000 i mean okay

@Wallop4000 it will be onion

Ate Too Many Onions Before Bed , Worried

interesting word of choice but if it works it works i guess

@rickerdoodle300 they’d never give you one

Ordering a bicycle at McDonald’s