Akindele Ibimidu

@chefsevenn US stocks on Bamboo

You’re given $2m. You have 20 minutes to spend it. You can’t spend it on cars, airplanes, yacht or a house. You can’t spend it on golds or diamonds either. What will you buy?

@Benking443 @_BarnyO @guzu_p @neo_officialll @YKoluwaseun9 @tips_yankee @Taiwo_junzi @Wizarab10 Again, people in that era were not as sedentary as we have it now. Visiting families and friends was a good part of people's lives then. Plus, people eat cooked healthy home meals. Today, we're tethered to USB cables and replaced real friendship with endless phone chats

Since I was a kid up till this moment, I've seen over a thousand old pictures like this. But guess what? I've never seen a fat young woman in any of these old pictures. Why?

@youngcaesarmike @carlosbaba11 Scripts are taken out from the marking centres to be marked by markers and returned when the marking exercise is over.

@carlosbaba11 Don't pass out information without proper research. Objectives are marked by computer while theories are given to qualified and experienced govt teachers to mark a specified quota, script are not allowed to be taken out. the script are vetted by chief examiners.

Many students who failed WAEC/ NECO failed because your scripts were given to JSS3 & SS 1 students to mark.🤧 For about 18yrs now, script marking is around N12 - N14 per script which are done within 2 weeks. Some teachers take about 300 scripts to mark— thats N4000, while ….

@Layconblessing @carlosbaba11 Only 10% of allotted scripts are checked randomly. Just as markers want to mark as much scripts as possible, so also checkers want to complete their tasks quickly without proper due diligence...

@carlosbaba11 There is a checking stage, where all scripts are checked, even up to the summation of the marks, to ensure the sum is free of errors. I know this because I have worked as a Checker before, and the process to even qualify as a Checker is very transparent and competitive.

@egi_nupe A further clarification would have resolved this impasse.. However, if there had been some interaction with the lady sitting at the desk while the gentleman was coming, then, the money is definitely for her

Help me judge this matter. A friend and client visited me in the office and when he was living, he handed me some cash to give the front-desk officer. Mind you, the front-desk officer was on leave, but a lady-lawyer was sitting on her desk, though not as front-desk. Who should get the cash? The lady-lawyer? The front-desk (upon return from leave)?

@drpenking Bought mine for 14k in 2011

This generator was never sold for even 50k. Calm down with the lies

@imran_services National Bank

Indomie generations stay aside 😂😂. Mention an old Nigerian BANK you know that no longer exist. Me- Savanna bank

@foxypiano Interested. Please send link

@Usenp_ @UgoAgro_ Co-asking

@UgoAgro_ Do you have the link to government grant for agro business expansion?

I no go lie o. As far as Agric matters are concerned, I have all the Links.

@asherkiinee 30

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@Victorokeke_ Yes, there are students from West African countries (Sierra Leone, Liberia) in Unilorin

Curiously, do people from other countries study at Nigerian universities? Did anyone here, at least from 2000 onwards, meet any foreign students in their university class, undergraduate or graduate? Even if it's from West Africa?

@FotoNugget This is FCE/Ok me vibes... Anehi

Yesterday’s final made me remember one of the last street football match I played as a teenager, they gave our coach red card for complaining & he asked us to boycott the match & we were 3-0 down already. Otite to Nagazi was ₦15-₦20 back then (we can’t come all the way & just leave) LOL— we shenked our coach and played till the last minute. It ended 4-3 (a befitting defeat for us) coming all the way from 3-0. 😂

@IfeDada2 @EdvesSuite is a sure solution in that regard

Can someone please build an app for school or institutions that help track students performance and give parents insights to actually see how the child is doing so Gen z parents don’t go for open days.

@abdool_moh maximumakin@yahoo.co.uk

Every one should read these 3 books atleast once in their lifetime. You can start in 2026. Drop your email if you want soft copies.

@QualityQuadry Compare the minimum wage of both countries to determine what fraction of each is the cost of both prices. Then conclude which is more expensive.

🚨 Morocco 🇲🇦 is damn too expensive. 18 Moroccan Dirham for 50Cl of bottle water that's about N3,000. Meanwhile, I bought 60Cl bottle water at the airport in Nigeria for N800.

@Nig_Farmer This is new knowledge for me

This hair like silk you see on your maize cob is equal to the same amount of seeds present in the cob. Which means if you count the silk individually it is the number of seeds you will find. So by looking at the maize plant silk you'll know if you have a bountiful harvest or not.

@lollypeezle "please don't 'kobalize' me" Real English= implicate Yoruba English=kobalize

The way we Yorubas create new English words can’t be matched. We have been using this word for long but you won’t believe it’s not an English word. Gented = disappointed “I had to keep asking the driver about the bus stop, ki oluwa e ma lo wa gented”

@dr_afo This is scary to read and digest.... Our healthcare system is in a terrible mess . No wonder our leaders abandon us to our fate and seek medical care abroad

Let me paint a scenario for you A lady comes to the general hospital in labour. Labour progresses normally and she delivered a bouncing baby boy, but then it happens. The placenta refuses to come out. The time is 1:00AM The medical officer on cal dons elbow length and does a manual evacuation. He removes it successfully but upon inspection, he sees some flesh attached to the placenta. He turns pale because he knows it's likely accreta. Then the lady opens tap, blood gushes out uncontrollably. He gives all the oxytocin in the world. Nada. Blood pressure crashes, 80/35mmhg He is losing her. She stops talking. He calls for help but his senior MO has switched off his phone after working for 2 weeks straight and his consultant is 20km away. They ask him to give the lady massive transfusion, that a locum surgeon will join him shortly. He rushes to the blood Bank but they only have two compatible units. He takes it and squeeze them in. But she keeps crashing. BP is 70/40mmhg The MO has assisted a lot of hysterectomies so he decides to take her into the theater, at least he'll clamp the uterine arteries while waiting for the main surgeon. On getting to theater, he learns that the person with the key to gen house isn't picking up. 20 minutes wasted. The MO callS anaesthetist for like 30 minutes before she picks up. By some luck, after packing uterus with 3 Foley's catheter and more than an hr of torrential bleeding, they rush her in. BP is unrecordable. Anaesthetist screams that it's a risky surgery and she needs three units of blood. Husband and one nurse are donating. The MO goes ahead with periop assisting, on getting to fascia, the patient flatlines and dies. This is a fictional tale but the reality isn't far off.

@oku_yungx It could be either the mother or daughter. However since the modifier (because she was drunk) is closer to the daughter than the mother, the correct answer is the daughter

Y’all are always acting like you understand English. I have a question guys. A Mother beat up her daughter because she was drunk. Who was drunk?

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