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You're your thoughts, change them and you change your life.

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How a man can make himself sexier to women . 1. Law of Detachment Brutal thread:

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@kirya_ug Where do men go when this hard world press them, die?

Sometimes all you need to do is give them some free money and walk away, most of them don’t willingly come to the streets by choice but it’s the hard world that force them.

@SpireJim Obviously, it's upon the loser to care.

Which countries have congratulated president Museveni upon the 71% ‘win’: - From Africa? - Europe? - USA? - Australia? - Asia? It is a HUGE ‘win’ that seems to have been generally received with unusual loud silence!

@lawyer_commando Unblock her for God's sake, sort everything Man to Woman.

@FrankGashumba Might be GMO mosquitoes!

Bannange nsaba kuyambibwa. Nfuuyidde ensiri naye ziremye okufa. Waliyo eddogo eritta ensiri??

@AidenKaliisa Always the end justifies the means.

Don't get too scared it's BobiWine again. ✔️

@IamSarah256 ManU getting stray bullets 😀😀

Ndowoza tunyuke ba comrades 😂

@kampala_solomon Next time when you are attacked with that short lived anger and frustration, breathe in and out. We Ugandans have our challenges and your family is not part.

Fellow Ugandans, last night when my mother was under attack by military goons, I found myself needing to sound an alarm to whoever could listen. In the heat of that emotionally charged moment, I ended up using very indecent language and addressing you in a disrespectful way, which i deeply regret. I realize that it was wrong and I apologize for that and I hope you all will understand that it was short lived anger and frustration. I also want to appreciate all of you that responded to my distress call last night when my mother was under attack at home.

@HEBobiwine Evidence please?

And, last evening, they attacked our Deputy President for Buganda, Hon. Muwanga Kivumbi and killed ten of our supporters who were at his home. This, after they abducted our Deputy President, Western Region and attacked our Deputy President, Northern Region. The criminal regime in its evening, has gone insane. This insanity will have to be met with RESISTANCE. #FreeUgandaNow

Women are like mangoes. Once you are waiting for them to get ripe, another man is already eating them with salt.

Meme thread!! 🧵 Reply with your favorite meme..Someone might need them.

@AshabaFaridah Faridah.

Me whenever the sun comes out 🌻🌻

You may have 1000 problems in life until you have a health problem and then you only have one problem.

@karothk256 They are open minded.

Facts about women with tattoos

@Qinchu1__ Brighton

@Ghettolyfboy Toggwamu suubi, we are here for you bro. Embrace it, take your medicine in time as prescribed to you by medical personnel.

@polo_kimanii Alafu siku yenye oliwekwa mtego ju ya tama ya kazi

The number of times I have survived at a very close shave makes me even question my existence. In 2004 while herding goats a snake nimelala chini ya mti,a snake fell and bit my thigh. I ran 12 home kilometers away. My grandafther akaniwekelea kwa machine yake,his 55HP black mamba,alipiga iyo kitu matanga kama nanzenz. In 2006,on a sunday while hunting,kule kwa delamere,kuna jamaa aliitwa chomly,Tom chomly,delameres grandson,he hired Maasais to guard that land. And they had shoot to kill orders to what he called “Trespassers”,kidogo tumekaa chini tunatafuta swara,Nikaskia “Shwii!” On my right ear,I thought it was wind but it wasnt,that was an arrow,hiyo ilikua iingie kwa kichwa yangu. Masais are ruthless. I have never ran that fast On 2011,tumepewa lift na hii malorry ya mchanga inaitwa Tipper,Sijui jamaa ilifinya wapi lorry ikaanza kuinuka buana. Na tuko kwa juu kwa highway,my friend! Dereva anasema hii nikisimamisha mara moja itaanguka jishikilieni tu. Saa hiyo sisi wabebwa Tuko huko nyuma tumekaa upside down. Ilibidi niruke,I dislocated my left leg. In 2015,when I encountered my first heartbreak from these disciples of Satan,I almost died. When doreen left for university abroad. Akaniambia I will always love you. 1 month later on whatsapp status she was wishing the love of her life happy birthday. Kumbe aliblock namba yangu ya Safaricom akasahao ya orange. Mama yangu! I lost appetite for 5 weeks. My throat blocked,Chakula aimezeki. Trouser nikaanza kufunga na kamba ya Timberland. Woi! Na mimi naye baada yapo nililima wasichana kinoo namna atari sana,body count ilikua inasoma green huko juu kama shares za Tesla. Mungu ni mwema!

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